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User avatar #355 - brettd (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm American, but I think can pull off a pretty decent english accent when I want to. But realistically, if I took a trip over there, how many people could i fool into thinking that that's my real accent?
User avatar #363 to #355 - Welshhobo ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
I don't know what "english accent" you're referring to, but accents in britain are very very very different between counties and countries. If you try using a cockney accent in Devon, people will think your a cunt. If you try using a Somerset accent in Scotland, people will think youre a cunt. If you try using a northern accent in Brighton, people will think youre a cunt.

Just don't. Please for your own sake.
#347 - banditowolf ONLINE (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I hate being referred to as 'British' or having a 'British' accent.   
   
we're either English, Scottish or Welsh with our own accents, you slags.
I hate being referred to as 'British' or having a 'British' accent.

we're either English, Scottish or Welsh with our own accents, you slags.
User avatar #345 - payseht ONLINE (07/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm confused about the flag part. Could anyone explain?
User avatar #351 to #345 - banditowolf ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
the Union Jack is a mixture of the Scottish, English, Welsh and Irish flags/saints colours and stuff
User avatar #336 - habsalltheway ONLINE (07/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If I visit, should i call it soccer (like I usually do) or change and call it football?
User avatar #340 to #336 - deathklokiller (07/10/2013) [-]
you say football in a french accent.
User avatar #294 - oosulley (07/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Somebody needs to do this kinda thing for Ireland.
User avatar #297 to #294 - werewulft (07/10/2013) [-]
why i just plan to go there and get **** faced drunk.
User avatar #209 - endlesslulz (07/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I lost it at "all these brown people"... just wondering, what exactly is it refering to?

I'm probabbly not ready for England yet
User avatar #230 to #213 - metaltheory (07/10/2013) [-]
Not many people here are actually racist here, if you ever visit you'll figure out pretty quickly that we don't give a **** what colour you are. EDL are racist cunts and some asian communities are racist cunts other than that, we don't generally give a **** .

User avatar #174 - klick (07/10/2013) [-]
...but i call everyone love.....
User avatar #104 - thehumanheater (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If I am ever out there, I apologize in advance for the accent, I really don't mean to, but whatever accent is around me it will immediately attach itself to me and forces me to use said accent.
User avatar #78 - whiplasher (07/10/2013) [-]
How to annoy British people:

If anyone says that the weather is bad, say that the weather in your country is worse.
#45 - TheRealDesigner (07/10/2013) [-]
Im English and i read this in the voice of vinnie jones..
User avatar #37 - nuclearcomedy (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd say this would be common sense really, it's like people who want to go to Japan because all their fandom drives them to believe the **** that is in anime's is real life.
#33 - Muppetz ONLINE (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I lived in Italy for about a month. Met people from all over Europe.
From what I can tell, people really dont give a **** about cultural mannerisms.
It pretty much boils down to if you try to be polite or at least not a total douche, people will accept you and appreciate the effort.

That said one of my favorite things was talking to them about said cultural differences.
Like, there were a few guys, from either the UK or Whales or something, I can't remember, and I was trying to explain to the the American tradition of tailgating before sports games.
While they tried to explain to me all the different words for random things.
It was fun. I liked Europe.
#28 - outerfiend (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
went to England last year, walked out of a bar (pub huehuehuehue) and saw three British guys lighting bags of their own **** on fire and throwing them at cars.
yup.
#368 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
In step 3 he called it Britain.
User avatar #292 - resetbutton (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So all I got from this is don't come to England you're going to make an ass of yourself. **** man I know its got an angry tone on purpose to be humorous, but this just sounds like whoever wrote it is on the highest horse of the ******* world, seriously get over yourself.
#196 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sorry I have no quarrel with any country but at least Americans don't bitch as much. "Don't do this, don't do that" don't be so ******* up tight. Bitch be glad someone decided to take a look at your beautiful country (and maybe act a bit childish) to experience your culture.
User avatar #53 - thebestpieever (07/10/2013) [-]
I was raised speaking Spanish (My mother was a Spaniard) then we switched to English, then again Spanish and I kept learning speaking English on my own with my older brother and father as reference. The result? The fakest sounding, natural semi-english accent. Everyone always thinks I'm faking it, but I just sound like a Spaniard faking English.
#35 - pokimone (07/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind being a huge tit. It would be cool to fly all over the place.
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