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User avatar #355 - brettd (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm American, but I think can pull off a pretty decent english accent when I want to. But realistically, if I took a trip over there, how many people could i fool into thinking that that's my real accent?
User avatar #363 to #355 - Welshhobo (07/10/2013) [-]
I don't know what "english accent" you're referring to, but accents in britain are very very very different between counties and countries. If you try using a cockney accent in Devon, people will think your a cunt. If you try using a Somerset accent in Scotland, people will think youre a cunt. If you try using a northern accent in Brighton, people will think youre a cunt.

Just don't. Please for your own sake.
#347 - banditowolf (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I hate being referred to as 'British' or having a 'British' accent.   
we're either English, Scottish or Welsh with our own accents, you slags.
I hate being referred to as 'British' or having a 'British' accent.

we're either English, Scottish or Welsh with our own accents, you slags.
User avatar #345 - payseht (07/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm confused about the flag part. Could anyone explain?
User avatar #351 to #345 - banditowolf (07/10/2013) [-]
the Union Jack is a mixture of the Scottish, English, Welsh and Irish flags/saints colours and stuff
User avatar #336 - habsalltheway (07/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If I visit, should i call it soccer (like I usually do) or change and call it football?
User avatar #340 to #336 - deathklokiller (07/10/2013) [-]
you say football in a french accent.
User avatar #294 - oosulley (07/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Somebody needs to do this kinda thing for Ireland.
User avatar #297 to #294 - werewulft (07/10/2013) [-]
why i just plan to go there and get **** faced drunk.
#196 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sorry I have no quarrel with any country but at least Americans don't bitch as much. "Don't do this, don't do that" don't be so ******* up tight. Bitch be glad someone decided to take a look at your beautiful country (and maybe act a bit childish) to experience your culture.
#223 to #196 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/10/2013) [-]
hahahah british culture?
User avatar #174 - klick ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
...but i call everyone love.....
#140 - acroneos (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
For future reference for anyone who needs it
User avatar #126 - wacemindu ONLINE (07/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This guide didn't cover the intricacy of not talking to or even making eye contact with someone on any form of public transport.

Also the degree of trouble you are in when something you are doing forces a "tut" from someone's lips.
#118 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/10/2013) [-]
as someone who traveled around europe, i have to say britain is the most obnoxious place in europe. Not generalizing to every person, but as a whole i have to say britain is about as nationalist as americans, at least when talking to foreigners
User avatar #104 - thehumanheater (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If I am ever out there, I apologize in advance for the accent, I really don't mean to, but whatever accent is around me it will immediately attach itself to me and forces me to use said accent.
User avatar #78 - whiplasher (07/10/2013) [-]
How to annoy British people:

If anyone says that the weather is bad, say that the weather in your country is worse.
#45 - TheRealDesigner (07/10/2013) [-]
Im English and i read this in the voice of vinnie jones..
User avatar #37 - nuclearcomedy (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd say this would be common sense really, it's like people who want to go to Japan because all their fandom drives them to believe the **** that is in anime's is real life.
User avatar #12 - biomedic (07/10/2013) [-]
This made me laugh a lot OP, cheers. Made me realise how accurate this is to English attitudes to tourists.
User avatar #2 - sexymeme (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think the lightbulb had a seizure...
User avatar #286 - thirdjess (07/10/2013) [-]
********** I could go for a butty right now. KFC butty's are probably one of the most delicious things I have ever eaten.
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