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#143 - lilbobalot (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When my parents were a bit younger (in about the 80's) they were in the US visiting some friends who were astonished that people from England had technology like tape recorders. They thought that they were so much more advanced and that people from England lived like they do in Downton Abbey...
When my parents were a bit younger (in about the 80's) they were in the US visiting some friends who were astonished that people from England had technology like tape recorders. They thought that they were so much more advanced and that people from England lived like they do in Downton Abbey...
User avatar #272 - thephantur (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is why I'll never visit...

My inner asshole racist will want to just go "pip pip talli ho ol chap!" and I'll up end tarred and feathered.
#251 - kolpster (07/10/2013) [-]
Being English, I found it quite funny to read this and agree with it all.   
I've been told I speak posh, but half the people I know probably couldn't even spell posh.   
There's a lot more... 'Lesser beings' over here than you think.
Being English, I found it quite funny to read this and agree with it all.
I've been told I speak posh, but half the people I know probably couldn't even spell posh.
There's a lot more... 'Lesser beings' over here than you think.
#224 - dewydonut (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#180 - yusay ONLINE (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Honestly, halfway through the comp I just decided to read it in Yahtzee's voice.

User avatar #131 - ounerify (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
One last thing. If you are an amerifag and come to England. TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING TEA BAG OUT OF YOUR CUP BEFORE YOU DRINK IT.
#152 to #131 - tendercrud (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm English and i leave it in because i like the taste to be as strong as my love for strong tea
I'm English and i leave it in because i like the taste to be as strong as my love for strong tea
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#276 - nortledrones (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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What reason would compel me to visit a place like London?
User avatar #290 to #276 - superdave (07/10/2013) [-]
No one's burned it to the ground in a while. That could be fun.
#269 - Willmooo (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As a denizen of Britain, to anyone who wants to come here, do so and do whatever the fuck you want; wear a monocle, drink tea, ask people if they know the queen, obsess about fandoms. Nobody in Britain gives a fuck what tourists do, apart from this guy apparently. We're actually a pretty tolerant laid back bunch on the whole
#164 - knobmuffin (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd like to point out a flaw, since we're being pedantic.

<This is called a "Union FLAG" not a "Union Jack". The word "jack" came into it, since the flag is flown on the jack deck of a ship I believe.


Now everyone thinks I'm a dickhead
#171 to #164 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
You're not a dickhead, you're right. It's only called a Union Jack when it's flown on a ship.
#295 - Jameshaich (07/10/2013) [-]
Pro-tip:

Don't ever say anyone has a "British" accent down here.
We all hate the shit out of it.
It's English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish
#280 - milthyfoustache (07/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I love how whenever the English pipe up on this site we just insult everywhere. It's why I'm a proud lion.
#284 to #280 - nortledrones (07/10/2013) [-]
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Since insulting everyone is a great reason to have nationalism over your country. I'm an American, and I can quite frankly give 2 shits about where anyone is from. I think British people are great on the most part, but it's douchebags like you that give it a bad name. It's the internet, so I can give a rats ass about your photo, but if you think that you're an edgy brit, "a proud lion", just know that you're not. You're a dick, thumbs aren't going to change that.
User avatar #275 - verifiedcorn (07/10/2013) [-]
Boss the few Brits I have met were when I lived in Florida. They all acted like a bunch of snobbish asses. One even called us colonists... don't do that to a boy who grew up in the south just saying. Tourists are dickweeds no matter where they are from or where they are.
#241 - optimussum (07/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Yes I'm English.

No, I don't watch Doctor Who.
No, I don't have tea with the Queen.
No, I don't say "old chap, tally ho" or whatever the fuck.
No, I don't have terrible teeth.
No, I don't hate America (just it's inhabitants)
#235 - doddythechef (07/10/2013) [-]
and dnt be surprised when you hear 15 year olds talking about sex   
its normal here
and dnt be surprised when you hear 15 year olds talking about sex
its normal here
User avatar #153 - buff gotten buffer (07/10/2013) [-]
Remember,
London has the best illiterate chavs who walk like one leg is half the size of the other.
#38 - thisotherdude (07/10/2013) [+] (21 replies)
So is calling someone from England British basically the equivalent of calling someone from Canada American? I was never quite clear on that topic.
User avatar #40 to #38 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
We English have varying opinions on being called British. I personally prefer to be called English rather than British, but some people don't mind and other prefer the latter. However do refrain from calling Irish, Scottish or Welsh people "British". Technically they all are British but calling them that awakes some... sensitivities a little bit complicated, that even some brits don't get, let alone something that could be explained to a foreigner on a Two-thousand-words-long comment.
#205 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I read all this with a British accent.
I'm not even sorry
User avatar #211 to #205 - mysticana (07/10/2013) [-]
I did too. Because I'm English.
User avatar #167 - flamingpie ONLINE (07/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My friend was just in England for the 4th of July, so he paraded through London going to various pubs whilst wearing an American flag cape
User avatar #175 to #167 - AreyouSerious (07/10/2013) [-]
Your friend is an American Hero!
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