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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #52 - halor
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probably make a virus that hunts down other viruses, but it randomly plays Friday every few hours in a browser that can't be muted or closed until its finished
User avatar #25 - someoneforamoment
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Mine's more boring.

It'll install itself onto all computers, find and delete all other viruses, and keeps the computer and all apps up to date. And install a spam filter and a smart firewall.
#27 to #25 - deddead
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here is the one of the few kind people in an internet full of assholes   
i applaud you, sir   
(but could you even call that a virus? because i would happily take that, especially if it deleted items from history with certain key words in them)
here is the one of the few kind people in an internet full of assholes
i applaud you, sir
(but could you even call that a virus? because i would happily take that, especially if it deleted items from history with certain key words in them)
User avatar #44 to #25 - thefirespike
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And it automatically seeds all torrents the person downloads
User avatar #247 - FJSoldier
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Meh, IE's reputation is worse than the browser actually is.
#245 - anon id: c5017986
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Permanently replace all fonts with MS Comic Sans
User avatar #237 - kickboxingbanana
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i hear IE is getting better though
#175 - Deanoss
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virus that overwrites all over your movies, porn, games etc
User avatar #159 - gurtol
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I wouldn't be that much of an asshole i would make a virus that ***** up other viruses
User avatar #105 - KillerKlownKKK
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Who let Bill Gates on /b/?
#98 - anon id: 9e006f34
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Mine is simple... Blocks all pornographic material
User avatar #93 - drhard
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>wipe hard drive
>problem solved
User avatar #83 - antisocialtwilight
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I'd have it make every mp3 to suddenly be sung by Nickelback and every movie star Nic Cage.
I mean, I personally would love Nic Cage in every movie.
User avatar #82 - stanleys
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Every time you visit a new webpage your Facebook, Twitter, or whatever, as well as your e-mail, notifies everyone with a link and quick description of the page
#100 to #82 - fghghdgh
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YAY PORN TO SHARE WITH THE FAMILY
User avatar #50 - xgarthx
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I don't understand what everyone finds wrong with IE? I use it and it was the fastest out of all the browsers I tested. Oh Well.
User avatar #55 to #50 - thisisspartah
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was.
#43 - anon id: df6a31bc
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Whenever an audio device is plugged in cut volume to half of what is shown, and upon turning the volume up there is a two second delay then the volume maxes. Example: your volume is at 30 but you only hear what 15 sounds like so you turn it up to 60. Two seconds pass and everything seems normal then bam! your volume jumps to 100 and destroys your hearing.
User avatar #41 - drolejonque
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GET THE **** OUT OF HERE, GATES!
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User avatar #51 to #40 - reaperriley
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IE is what I have been using for a while now. Chrome crashes and freezes for me all the time, even to cause youtube and pages to load slowly. I have no idea why it does that or anything. Don't really like any of the other browsers.
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User avatar #57 to #40 - akkere
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I've been using SRware Iron which is basically Chrome but subtract the privacy **** Google put on it and it's open source, it can take a wider range of addons.
So I'd say IE's not the second fastest browser necessarily, and there's other browsers with the Chromium engine
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User avatar #60 to #58 - akkere
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Nope. You might be thinking of Android, which is supposedly open source, but when it comes to actual software programs like Chrome, Google keeps 'em locked tight.

Guess Engine'll work fine, my point is that there's other browsers other than just Google Chrome, Internet Explorer, and Firefox, even if some of those browsers use similar engines
#61 to #60 - necroshiz **User deleted account**
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User avatar #62 to #61 - akkere
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Yeah, Opera's also got some sweet stuff, my only gripe with Opera is that it doesn't seem to be able to do image-searches, which isn't really much of a use anyway unless you want to find the source to a comic or something
#11 - joochy
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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
User avatar #7 - ctenop
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You should make it so every time they use another browser or uninstall IE, it installs another add on
#6 - anon id: 2e318235
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IE is better than Delta
#5 - anon id: 4d06c793
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I get the joke I'm using ie now ahhh I miss chrome