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User avatar #76 - deathpwn (07/10/2013) [-]
Replace all of the system sounds with "never gonna give you up - Rick Astley"
Any attempts to change them back or lower the volume will result in a pop up box that says "Good luck"
User avatar #52 - halor (07/10/2013) [-]
probably make a virus that hunts down other viruses, but it randomly plays Friday every few hours in a browser that can't be muted or closed until its finished
User avatar #202 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Someone I knew made a program that subtly made a text document in a hidden folder and kept adding text to the document. Slowly the hard drive would fill up, and the victim couldn't figure out why
#176 - snackman (07/10/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#175 - Deanoss (07/10/2013) [-]
virus that overwrites all over your movies, porn, games etc
User avatar #160 - shugudugs (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
PRAIS3 LORD GABEN

gaben.tv/
#265 to #160 - anonexplains (07/13/2013) [-]
TIS A GLORIOUS DAY

PRAIS3 LORD GABEN
User avatar #159 - gurtol (07/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be that much of an asshole i would make a virus that ***** up other viruses
#146 - anonexplains (07/10/2013) [-]
block incognito
User avatar #134 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
I would make a virus that posts the users search history over every social networking website.
User avatar #82 - stanleys (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every time you visit a new webpage your Facebook, Twitter, or whatever, as well as your e-mail, notifies everyone with a link and quick description of the page
#77 - subzerogs ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
**subzerogs rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at The cloppers are coming! ** MFW when IE is best explorer and all I use is IE
User avatar #74 - deathcampforjewtie (07/10/2013) [-]
Set up a series of breadcrumbs, so to say, untraceable by anyone except my victim, which ultimately reveal a 7-year multi-million(and non-existent) plot to rob and murder him via mercury poisoning, tie in a few key people(mother, wife, coworker, etc) and a few insignificant people (cashier at a local grocery store, mailman, etc). Ultimately, he'd grow paranoid and reclusive, which is when I use his facebook/hard drive/email to befriend him, slowly pushing him to become friends with me, wherein I slowly but surely bum his life savings off him and poison him of mercury.
#69 - embryowine (07/10/2013) [-]
Takes every single individual file from every folder and locks it onto your desktop. Any attempts to put the files back in a folder will result in an immediate mass opening of all files on desktop.
Takes every single individual file from every folder and locks it onto your desktop. Any attempts to put the files back in a folder will result in an immediate mass opening of all files on desktop.
User avatar #67 - fyaq (07/10/2013) [-]
id like a more subtle thing.

something like
every email the person sends, every IM, and every facebook message is reworded to be more passive aggressive or depressing, but doesnt show it on their computer.

"Thanks for the birthday wish grandma!"
turns into
"Thanks grandma, wish you came and said hi."

the whole time the user has no clue why everyone around them suddenly feels awkward and uncomfortable around them, and starts slowly pushing them out of their lives.


#63 - trimageryan (07/10/2013) [-]
>virus installs itself   
>virus goes into your e-mail and e-mails it to everyone on your contacts list   
>soon all computers are infected   
>the virus then blocks all social media and message boards   
>mfw I improved the words productivity significantly and am martyred for doing so
>virus installs itself
>virus goes into your e-mail and e-mails it to everyone on your contacts list
>soon all computers are infected
>the virus then blocks all social media and message boards
>mfw I improved the words productivity significantly and am martyred for doing so
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User avatar #13 - nexu (07/10/2013) [-]
Backup, format, reinstall.
#11 - joochy (07/10/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
User avatar #7 - ctenop (07/09/2013) [-]
You should make it so every time they use another browser or uninstall IE, it installs another add on
#5 - anonexplains (07/09/2013) [-]
I get the joke I'm using ie now ahhh I miss chrome
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