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User avatar #230 - manformen (07/10/2013) [-]
Let's see, here's my virus
- Trojan installs itself on victim's computer
- connects to any type of sound recording device and webcams
- each time some sound is made that is higher than normal, tons of gay porn will pop up from all browsers installed on the computer and will generate a video of you fapping with the background done right (basically a very good video of you fapping)
- each time someone walks in the door, the sound of stomping on the floor will cause the porn to pop up and the video will be shown
- your parents will be very disappointed

how is that?
#153 - finblob (07/10/2013) [-]
**finblob rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Animecrazy.net ** this would forever be their background
**finblob rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Animecrazy.net ** this would forever be their background
#146 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
block incognito
#132 - falconxmard (07/10/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Awesome Inventions 2 **
<- my virus would be that this picture pops up on their screen every minute
#81 - priestoftheoldones (07/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I use IE. GIF unrelated.
I use IE. GIF unrelated.
User avatar #247 - FJSoldier (07/10/2013) [-]
Meh, IE's reputation is worse than the browser actually is.
User avatar #159 - gurtol (07/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be that much of an asshole i would make a virus that ***** up other viruses
User avatar #134 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
I would make a virus that posts the users search history over every social networking website.
#114 - jonnyfunk (07/10/2013) [-]
**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Time Travel **   
   
itt: people trying to roll in thumbs by pretending to use ie
**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Time Travel **

itt: people trying to roll in thumbs by pretending to use ie
User avatar #111 - cptbarney (07/10/2013) [-]
OH NO THE HORROR!
#110 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
I use Internet Explorer regularly and have absolutely no problems with it whatsoever.


There. I said it, you may kill me now.
User avatar #109 - Riukanojutsu (07/10/2013) [-]
>install on comp
>everytime someone opens a tab music starts after 15 seconds
>not always teh same music
>music stops after 15 seconds or whenuser close tab
User avatar #67 - fyaq ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
id like a more subtle thing.

something like
every email the person sends, every IM, and every facebook message is reworded to be more passive aggressive or depressing, but doesnt show it on their computer.

"Thanks for the birthday wish grandma!"
turns into
"Thanks grandma, wish you came and said hi."

the whole time the user has no clue why everyone around them suddenly feels awkward and uncomfortable around them, and starts slowly pushing them out of their lives.


#63 - trimageryan (07/10/2013) [-]
&gt;virus installs itself   
&gt;virus goes into your e-mail and e-mails it to everyone on your contacts list   
&gt;soon all computers are infected   
&gt;the virus then blocks all social media and message boards   
&gt;mfw I improved the words productivity significantly and am martyred for doing so
>virus installs itself
>virus goes into your e-mail and e-mails it to everyone on your contacts list
>soon all computers are infected
>the virus then blocks all social media and message boards
>mfw I improved the words productivity significantly and am martyred for doing so
User avatar #59 - malacyman (07/10/2013) [-]
>virus installs it'self on computer after a file is downloaded.
>Every time anything like ponies,funny cats, vine videos, ETC are watched the original file grows in size
> The virus slowly deletes files from the computer
>if the original file is deleted, it will take 2 attempt to delete it, after the first time it saves a back up somewhere on the hard drive
User avatar #50 - xgarthx (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand what everyone finds wrong with IE? I use it and it was the fastest out of all the browsers I tested. Oh Well.
#43 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Whenever an audio device is plugged in cut volume to half of what is shown, and upon turning the volume up there is a two second delay then the volume maxes. Example: your volume is at 30 but you only hear what 15 sounds like so you turn it up to 60. Two seconds pass and everything seems normal then bam! your volume jumps to 100 and destroys your hearing.
User avatar #41 - drolejonque (07/10/2013) [-]
GET THE **** OUT OF HERE, GATES!
User avatar #31 - splendiddust (07/10/2013) [-]
bonus points if you cant uninstall the addons
#22 - awesomerunner (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
anyone play starcraft to get the reference.... okay no ill just go away then....
User avatar #42 to #22 - mattmenzo (07/10/2013) [-]
first thing i tought
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