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User avatar #186 - SirSheepy ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
But the only people who are stupid enough to get viruses are people who are usually people who use IE anyway.
#222 - decoyoctopus (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Well, Obviously... ;)

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User avatar #232 to #222 - zeroxnight (07/10/2013) [-]
i love archer
User avatar #54 - mastersaturday (07/10/2013) [-]
IE's not that bad...
User avatar #242 - kristovsky (07/10/2013) [-]
my virus would make every picture you loaded permanently highlighted
User avatar #166 - loodee (07/10/2013) [-]
The newest IE works kinda ok actually. Still a bit slower than Chrome but not even close to 2 years ago
#144 - birthdaybrony (07/10/2013) [-]
**birthdaybrony rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at IT has math in it.. ** MFW I accidentally open IE.
#141 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What is scat?
#45 - muffinmadman (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I use IE.
I use IE.
User avatar #230 - manformen (07/10/2013) [-]
Let's see, here's my virus
- Trojan installs itself on victim's computer
- connects to any type of sound recording device and webcams
- each time some sound is made that is higher than normal, tons of gay porn will pop up from all browsers installed on the computer and will generate a video of you fapping with the background done right (basically a very good video of you fapping)
- each time someone walks in the door, the sound of stomping on the floor will cause the porn to pop up and the video will be shown
- your parents will be very disappointed

how is that?
#116 - infinitereaper (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Seriously guys?

No one would start thermal nuclear war?

Or use it for free money?
#115 - exhaustedheadcase (07/10/2013) [-]
a virus that directs any attempt to go to facebook url  to  blue waffle   
unremovable  unblockable, untraceable   
hide it in facebook so when someone logs in they download it in the background   
why? because i think it would be hilarious
a virus that directs any attempt to go to facebook url to blue waffle
unremovable unblockable, untraceable
hide it in facebook so when someone logs in they download it in the background
why? because i think it would be hilarious
#112 - EdwardNigma (07/10/2013) [-]
Make a virus that can not be removed and fixes their computer. Deletes unnecessary files, finds ways to speed it up and generally makes the computer better whenever it can, even removing OTHER viruses. This can go on for a while, infecting more and more, even having people share it, thinking it is a good thing. People will want it, they'll trust it. Then one day, months after it first appeared, when most people have it and think "It's fine." It will turn, on every computer at once, it will turn. It will destroy everything. It will corrupt and delete everything on the hard drive. All the infected computers destroyed.
Make a virus that can not be removed and fixes their computer. Deletes unnecessary files, finds ways to speed it up and generally makes the computer better whenever it can, even removing OTHER viruses. This can go on for a while, infecting more and more, even having people share it, thinking it is a good thing. People will want it, they'll trust it. Then one day, months after it first appeared, when most people have it and think "It's fine." It will turn, on every computer at once, it will turn. It will destroy everything. It will corrupt and delete everything on the hard drive. All the infected computers destroyed.
#81 - priestoftheoldones (07/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I use IE. GIF unrelated.
I use IE. GIF unrelated.
User avatar #76 - deathpwn (07/10/2013) [-]
Replace all of the system sounds with "never gonna give you up - Rick Astley"
Any attempts to change them back or lower the volume will result in a pop up box that says "Good luck"
User avatar #52 - halor (07/10/2013) [-]
probably make a virus that hunts down other viruses, but it randomly plays Friday every few hours in a browser that can't be muted or closed until its finished
#25 - someoneforamoment (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mine's more boring.

It'll install itself onto all computers, find and delete all other viruses, and keeps the computer and all apps up to date. And install a spam filter and a smart firewall.
#1 - iamthinkingalways (07/09/2013) [-]
that is a new level of torture never before seen in mankind's history
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