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#111 - hipsophobadon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Don't even think about ******* with your boss.
Don't even think about ******* with your boss.
#108 - mastersaturday
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#80 - thatscrewedupkid
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(07/07/2013) [-]
dude, use a ******* period.
#81 to #80 - pvtdancer [OP]
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I used a **** load of them
#83 to #81 - thatscrewedupkid
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(07/07/2013) [-]
when used in ellipses they dont count, however you used like twenty commas.
#84 to #83 - pvtdancer [OP]
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Yea, I know. Sorry
#85 to #84 - thatscrewedupkid
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(07/07/2013) [-]
it was still funny
#69 - bladebites
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(07/07/2013) [-]
If you're going to write something this long, you should probably focus more on the way you're writing it.
"And my manager punches the dude and the dude kneed him and the dude was thrown against the wall and my manager and the dude and my manager and the dude the dude the dude"
...was all it sounded like. At least, that's how it seemed to me. I actually had to try a bit hard to keep from getting lost and actually understand what was happening.
#66 - isniffbutts
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(07/07/2013) [-]
This is like McDisasters, but instead its like ********
#64 - mysteriouswaiz
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(07/07/2013) [-]
dude... he deserves a manly medal
#62 - samoaspider
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Pics?
#36 - copsncrooks
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(07/07/2013) [-]
It was hard enough to believe anyone can continuously take brass knuckles to the face and continue fighting, nonetheless also have the dexterity to manage to somehow knee a man in the chest when he is on top of them. Even if you could bring a leg/knee out from underneath the attacker it is not anatomically possible to then knee someone in the chest if you are lay down and they are in a 'full-mount'-esque position
#45 to #36 - thelastamerican
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(07/07/2013) [-]
You've never been in a knock down roll around on the ground fight have you?
#46 to #45 - copsncrooks
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Not one with useless brass knuckles and double jointed knees, no
#48 to #46 - thelastamerican
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(07/07/2013) [-]
The brass knuckles are a stretch, true. But kneeing someone in the chest when they're on top of you? That's not so hard to believe at all. You can almost touch your own chest with your knee. Stand up now and try it.
#49 to #48 - copsncrooks
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(07/07/2013) [-]
How would standing up reproduce the story? In the story he is on his back and the guy is on top of him, if I stand up I can knee with force, try lying down and kneeing upwards with force and accuracy

Obviously it is possible to 'put your knee' to someone's chest when they are on top of you, but the story, and text 'knees in the chest' implies it was forceful, it is definitely not possible to gain any sort of force and knee upwards to the extent that it would hurt the attacker if he is on top and you are on the floor, on your back.
#50 to #49 - noobletxii
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(07/07/2013) [-]
There's enough space when you are being mounted to pull your knee to your chest and forcefully push out, now effectively is a different story but pushing a guy off wouldn't be too hard.
#63 to #49 - thelastamerican
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Well, I guess if you want you can lie on the ground and do the same thing, I just thought it would be easier to just stand up. But whatever.
#114 - majortomcomics
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Holy ****. I wish your manager killed that asshole, though. Little bitch can't manage to fight some guy without brass knuckles? What the ****? People are ******* pathetic.
Pic related. It's your manager.
#110 - XXBIOHAZARDXX
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(07/07/2013) [-]
And you were in the same room with him the whole time?
#109 - anonemous
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(07/07/2013) [-]
#97 - ROFL
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(07/07/2013) [-]
and then there is you who stands around and does absolutely nothing about it.
#98 to #97 - pvtdancer [OP]
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I
Wasn't
There


I've said this at least 5 times
#96 - ehzio
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(07/07/2013) [-]
This is all great and all but did you help your manager at least?
#103 to #96 - kabizus
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(07/07/2013) [-]
He said in the comments below that he wasn't there.
#104 to #96 - kievaughnb
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I'm listening to Tunnel Snakes Rule in the other tab
#95 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
not admirable.
#94 - Happiness
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(07/07/2013) [-]
'the dude runs out the door my manager following behind him slowly' all I could think of was that walking chase scene in Johnny English Reborn, but I couldnt find a gif of it....have this instead
'the dude runs out the door my manager following behind him slowly' all I could think of was that walking chase scene in Johnny English Reborn, but I couldnt find a gif of it....have this instead
#78 - tomowrath
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#82 to #78 - pvtdancer [OP]
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(07/07/2013) [-]
My comment number 1, or comment number 30
#89 to #82 - tomowrath
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#92 to #89 - pvtdancer [OP]
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(07/07/2013) [-]
What else can I prove? My uniform??
#91 to #89 - bible
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(07/07/2013) [-]
But I am
#77 - internetrage
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(07/07/2013) [-]
where were you when all this was happening?
#35 - mookiez
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#26 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
i was reading and i looked down and was just like aww **** *****!
#25 - thisxshitxisxhard
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