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#111 - hipsophobadon (07/07/2013) [-]
Don't even think about 			*******		 with your boss.
Don't even think about ******* with your boss.
User avatar #108 - mastersaturday (07/07/2013) [-]
>You wouldn't have had any until you used brass knuckles

Or you know, tried to rob the ******* restaurant.
User avatar #80 - thatscrewedupkid (07/07/2013) [-]
dude, use a ******* period.
#81 to #80 - pvtdancer (07/07/2013) [-]
I used a **** load of them
User avatar #83 to #81 - thatscrewedupkid (07/07/2013) [-]
when used in ellipses they dont count, however you used like twenty commas.
#84 to #83 - pvtdancer (07/07/2013) [-]
Yea, I know. Sorry
User avatar #85 to #84 - thatscrewedupkid (07/07/2013) [-]
it was still funny
User avatar #69 - bladebites (07/07/2013) [-]
If you're going to write something this long, you should probably focus more on the way you're writing it.
"And my manager punches the dude and the dude kneed him and the dude was thrown against the wall and my manager and the dude and my manager and the dude the dude the dude"
...was all it sounded like. At least, that's how it seemed to me. I actually had to try a bit hard to keep from getting lost and actually understand what was happening.
#66 - isniffbutts (07/07/2013) [-]
This is like McDisasters, but instead its like ********
User avatar #64 - mysteriouswaiz (07/07/2013) [-]
dude... he deserves a manly medal
User avatar #62 - samoaspider (07/07/2013) [-]
Pics?
#114 - majortomcomics (07/08/2013) [-]
Holy **** . I wish your manager killed that asshole, though. Little bitch can't manage to fight some guy without brass knuckles? What the **** ? People are ******* pathetic.
Pic related. It's your manager.
#112 - ninjabadger ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Damn
Damn
User avatar #97 - ROFL (07/07/2013) [-]
and then there is you who stands around and does absolutely nothing about it.
#98 to #97 - pvtdancer (07/07/2013) [-]
I
Wasn't
There


I've said this at least 5 times
#96 - ehzio ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
This is all great and all but did you help your manager at least?
User avatar #103 to #96 - kabizus (07/07/2013) [-]
He said in the comments below that he wasn't there.
User avatar #104 to #96 - kievaughnb (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm listening to Tunnel Snakes Rule in the other tab
User avatar #77 - internetrage (07/07/2013) [-]
where were you when all this was happening?
User avatar #76 - kfcinafrica (07/07/2013) [-]
which kfc?
User avatar #72 - ihatecarltonbanks (07/07/2013) [-]
I just quite at KFC Monday. That place is horrible to work at.
#38 - John Cena (07/07/2013) [-]
Cause in muricah you don't get paid for defending your establishment.
User avatar #36 - copsncrooks (07/07/2013) [-]
It was hard enough to believe anyone can continuously take brass knuckles to the face and continue fighting, nonetheless also have the dexterity to manage to somehow knee a man in the chest when he is on top of them. Even if you could bring a leg/knee out from underneath the attacker it is not anatomically possible to then knee someone in the chest if you are lay down and they are in a 'full-mount'-esque position
User avatar #45 to #36 - thelastamerican (07/07/2013) [-]
You've never been in a knock down roll around on the ground fight have you?
User avatar #46 to #45 - copsncrooks (07/07/2013) [-]
Not one with useless brass knuckles and double jointed knees, no
User avatar #48 to #46 - thelastamerican (07/07/2013) [-]
The brass knuckles are a stretch, true. But kneeing someone in the chest when they're on top of you? That's not so hard to believe at all. You can almost touch your own chest with your knee. Stand up now and try it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - copsncrooks (07/07/2013) [-]
How would standing up reproduce the story? In the story he is on his back and the guy is on top of him, if I stand up I can knee with force, try lying down and kneeing upwards with force and accuracy

Obviously it is possible to 'put your knee' to someone's chest when they are on top of you, but the story, and text 'knees in the chest' implies it was forceful, it is definitely not possible to gain any sort of force and knee upwards to the extent that it would hurt the attacker if he is on top and you are on the floor, on your back.
User avatar #50 to #49 - noobletxii (07/07/2013) [-]
There's enough space when you are being mounted to pull your knee to your chest and forcefully push out, now effectively is a different story but pushing a guy off wouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #63 to #49 - thelastamerican (07/07/2013) [-]
Well, I guess if you want you can lie on the ground and do the same thing, I just thought it would be easier to just stand up. But whatever.
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#82 to #78 - pvtdancer (07/07/2013) [-]
My comment number 1, or comment number 30
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#92 to #89 - pvtdancer (07/07/2013) [-]
What else can I prove? My uniform??
User avatar #91 to #89 - bible (07/07/2013) [-]
But I am
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