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#259 - thebritishguy (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
pretty sure a rapist would stab you the **** up if you tried any of these things, the point I'm trying to make is essentially "don't make me turn this rape into a murder"
#260 to #259 - kitsunemochalite (07/06/2013) [-]
You sir have no fear of the Wuxi Finger Hold I see
User avatar #146 - sweetellie (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah, what if he's got some kind of weapon and you just crushed his ballsack? I'm pretty sure he'd be more than a bit angry..
User avatar #172 to #146 - sgc (07/06/2013) [-]
as a man with testicles i can tell you he won't be able to do much for a few seconds and would most like release him grip on you allowing you to run a fair distance
#246 - josieabby (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I think about fingers being bent back, I think of the scene from Major Payne.

"Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm?"
User avatar #107 - timmywankenobi (07/06/2013) [+] (43 replies)
What if the rapists is female which happens at least 35% of the time ?
#156 to #154 - darkparadox (07/06/2013) [-]
Another thing that could heavily skew the statistics is the classic, girl sleeps with guys and regrets it later so she tells the police he raped her.
#252 - gibroner (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What the **** did I do to you?
User avatar #88 - xxhunterxx (07/06/2013) [-]
Enter The Dojo S2 - Episode 2: "Thrust of Freedom" THRUST OF FREEDOM
#256 - rawrimdaisy (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**rawrimdaisy rolled a random image posted in comment #2821063 at Friendly **

How I'd prevent rape
#215 - minsheme (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Straight outta mspaint, crazy ************ named ice cube
#106 - hitlersoneballsack (07/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
is that woman grabbing the groin just squeezing it, that foot to knee thing would rarely work who goes in that position and it can be easily counted and grabbing the finger is just plain silly
<best rape defense right here, sorry about the captions
User avatar #98 - sodapops (07/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I really, really hate this kind of info. Men instinctively guard the groin, are generally faster, stronger and more ruthless. Also, did you women know that men can pull up their ballsack with a simple muscle movement? I've been kicked in the nuts a couple of times, but had plenty of time to beat the other guy up before even feeling pain. (protip, retards think the fight is over when they have scored a nut shot) Posters like these gives women a false sense of security.
If you want to be able to defend yourself START ******* TRAINING SOME MARTIAL ART AND GET A GUN (if your country allows it)
Brazilian jiujitsu is choice, but any martial art will serve. Taekwondo is good, so is karate, kickboxing, boxing, hapkido, kung fu, krav maga... Anything but judo or regular jiujitsu because fighting doesn't mean caring for the attacker. Reading an infographic will not make you better at defending yourself, but may turn a rape or robbery into assault or murder. Other than that, pretty funny post.
#127 to #120 - enclavexremnant (07/06/2013) [-]
Well you ARE a blue name so you have been here a while and i assume it would get old after being here so long. I bid thee farwell. But you will be back..
#89 - harri (07/06/2013) [-]
Uhuhuhuhuh...

Heh heheh heh...
+1
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#268 - saintlygrim (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Problem with all of these (not that their not bad ideas).   
is that you're not gonna know what a rapist is going to be carrying with him, and theres a pretty good chance a rapist will come prepared with &quot;tools&quot;  like a knife, gun, anything that can be used as a weapon, (if I was a rapist I'd come prepared) and I'm pretty sure that if you tried any of  that he'd just kill you and then rape you.
Problem with all of these (not that their not bad ideas).
is that you're not gonna know what a rapist is going to be carrying with him, and theres a pretty good chance a rapist will come prepared with "tools" like a knife, gun, anything that can be used as a weapon, (if I was a rapist I'd come prepared) and I'm pretty sure that if you tried any of that he'd just kill you and then rape you.
User avatar #228 - zzRedzz ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Ski-doosh.
#186 - billguysciencenye (07/06/2013) [-]
**billguysciencenye rolled a random image posted in comment #2666902 at Friendly ** How I stop rape
#158 - kroople (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**kroople rolled a random image posted in comment #4908943 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** how to prevent rape
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#171 to #158 - jacksipian (07/06/2013) [-]
**jacksipian rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Black pussy stroked by multiple guys ** target acquired
#274 - doubleac (07/06/2013) [-]
My friend does wushu, he showed me this. We did boxing versus kung fu defense, I couldn't hit him but I made him try. Wushu vs boxing defense didn't go as well, but I would've countered a bunch.
Anyhow, did the wushu finger hold on my uncle while we was gripping my hand. His pinky is stronger than my whole hand >.< punched him with nearly my hardest punch, absolutely no effect.
User avatar #270 - datmanksa (07/06/2013) [-]
The Boondocks   The Easy Way or the Hard Way. reminds me of this
#265 - andrewolfzoom (07/06/2013) [-]
**andrewolfzoom rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Bill Hader is So Sly ** How I'd prevent rape
**andrewolfzoom rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Bill Hader is So Sly ** How I'd prevent rape
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