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#193 - thesecretbet
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(07/07/2013) [-]
**At an automated soap production line in Japan, which happened to be very efficient and clean, there was a rare occasion when the automated system failed to pack a box with the requisite soap.

To prevent this from reoccuring in the future, the industrious Japanaese floor manager invested in a $60,000 machine to install in the system, which could check whether the soap was present before it reached the end of the line.

Amazingly, a similar set of circumstances occured in Pakistan. Another soap factory with an identical problem, also sought to solve their quandry.

Fortunately for the Pakistani production line one of them had left the door to the plant open and a wild oxen had wandered in from the biting desert. It stood to warm istelf in a corner and as it did so, it released a fart of epic proportions and knocked an, erroneously empty, soap box (that should have contained soap) onto the floor.

The oxen was accidentally shot by several stray bullets from the AK47s the workmen fired into the metal interior of the plant in celebration.

'I wish we had a box-scanning mechanism.', said Ahmed.

'Your English is good.', replied Hamza.
**
#191 - thesecretbet
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(07/06/2013) [-]
THE FIRST RULE JAPANEEZE FIGHT CRUB, YOU NO SPEAK JAPANEEZE FIGHT CRUB!
#181 - evilbilbo
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(07/06/2013) [-]
If only it was Kazakstan. "Empty boxes were flown away!" "Genius Nation" "Great Success"
#180 - wfddfw
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Pakistan only did this because X-Ray machines require some form of radiation.

Which they probably shouldn't be allowed to have
#120 - thatscrewedupkid
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(07/06/2013) [-]
its funny they didnt use a giant tentacle monster
#100 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
And people were tripping over boxes everywhere.

There were no survivors
#78 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Now maybe if they made something better than bombs, they'd have more genius **** like this
#14 - mylifeasacomic
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#44 to #14 - icecreamonnips
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(07/06/2013) [-]
>uses 'be all like'
go back to instagram
#18 - kinglobster
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(07/06/2013) [-]
today on Things That Never Happened!
#13 - vanoreo
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Japan could afford it tho
#75 - makethingsworse
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(07/06/2013) [-]
******* Paki's.
#15 - optimussum
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Are you forgetting all the technological advances Japan has made?
#79 - bitchplzzz
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(07/06/2013) [-]
**** them towelheads, who gives a ****