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#193 - thesecretbet (07/07/2013) [-]
**At an automated soap production line in Japan, which happened to be very efficient and clean, there was a rare occasion when the automated system failed to pack a box with the requisite soap.

To prevent this from reoccuring in the future, the industrious Japanaese floor manager invested in a $60,000 machine to install in the system, which could check whether the soap was present before it reached the end of the line.

Amazingly, a similar set of circumstances occured in Pakistan. Another soap factory with an identical problem, also sought to solve their quandry.

Fortunately for the Pakistani production line one of them had left the door to the plant open and a wild oxen had wandered in from the biting desert. It stood to warm istelf in a corner and as it did so, it released a fart of epic proportions and knocked an, erroneously empty, soap box (that should have contained soap) onto the floor.

The oxen was accidentally shot by several stray bullets from the AK47s the workmen fired into the metal interior of the plant in celebration.

'I wish we had a box-scanning mechanism.', said Ahmed.

'Your English is good.', replied Hamza.
**
#191 - thesecretbet (07/06/2013) [-]
THE FIRST RULE JAPANEEZE FIGHT CRUB, YOU NO SPEAK JAPANEEZE FIGHT CRUB!
#181 - evilbilbo (07/06/2013) [-]
If only it was Kazakstan. "Empty boxes were flown away!" "Genius Nation" "Great Success"
User avatar #180 - wfddfw (07/06/2013) [-]
Pakistan only did this because X-Ray machines require some form of radiation.

Which they probably shouldn't be allowed to have
#176 - naruchu (07/06/2013) [-]
I would rather go to Japan than Pakistan.    
   
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I would rather go to Japan than Pakistan.

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User avatar #120 - thatscrewedupkid (07/06/2013) [-]
its funny they didnt use a giant tentacle monster
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, they were the ones to figure out that the Earth is round with nothing but the start and a piece of metal...
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
how in the hell's some curry-drenched packie's claim at superiority based on stupid **** like this even on the front page?
User avatar #18 - kinglobster (07/06/2013) [-]
today on Things That Never Happened!
User avatar #13 - vanoreo (07/06/2013) [-]
Japan could afford it tho
User avatar #75 - makethingsworse (07/06/2013) [-]
******* Paki's.
User avatar #15 - optimussum (07/06/2013) [-]
Are you forgetting all the technological advances Japan has made?
User avatar #79 - bitchplzzz (07/06/2013) [-]
**** them towelheads, who gives a ****
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