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#151 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Just leave it there, 'murica.

1. No free healthcare. your government leaves you to die!!!
2. The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and illiterate than any other developed western country.
3. Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
4. It has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
5. It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago.
6. Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line, just as weak as the third world countries.
7. Your iphone was made in china, you can't even develop your own economy, resources.
8. The most overweight country in the world by a large margin. A big, fat and stupid nation.
#153 to #151 - thatoneiranianguy
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah...worst economy. That's why we're still one of the largest GDPs, right? That's why when the US falls, the world economy falls right?

Go away socialist hippie ********.
#161 to #151 - defender
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(07/06/2013) [-]
#164 to #151 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
4 and 5. Thats why we bailed out europe post WW2 and kicked ass in WW2 and saved the french as well right? 1. We don't NEED free health care this is a capatilist society, also free healthcare makes things worse, have you ever seen canada's hospitals? 2. We actually have the best colleges in the world.7. Who doesn't have there **** made in china now and days? 8. And yeah our population may be fat but at least we can be, not starving to death like other countries. We know we are not perfect and **** is rough right now, but we don't bitch about it, we share our freedom, So keep complaining you ****, because if this were any other country in the world you probaley couldn't say what you said just now anywhere outside the internet without getting shot. 'Merica!
#155 to #151 - neutralgray
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(07/06/2013) [-]
That made me laugh. Especially, #5. Oh, you stupid ****.
#158 to #151 - localbees
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#159 to #151 - moldybreadcrumb
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(07/06/2013) [-]
BUT we're AMERICA
#168 to #151 - teranin
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Your statistics are 100% false. The reality is quite bad, but you're just lying and presenting stats that are even worse.

1. Medicare, and debt collections, covers that particular discrepency, as will Obamacare once it finishes being implemented in 2014.
2. ********, we're 17th... obviously not making us look good, but clearly your ******** is driven by hate.
3:this stat is correct, but is twisted by our capitalist prison system having it's own lobby, and our failed war on drugs. In reality our citizenry are not significantly more criminal than the UK, Germany, or France.
4: the United States' GDP is almost as high as the entire European Union combined. You're ******* retarded. (although I will admit our debt payment choices are an abject failure)
5: The Great War, WW2, Korean war, Cold war, Gulf war, Iraq war, Afghanistan war. All of which are victories for the USA. We have lost all of 2 wars, the war of 1812, and Vietnam, and vietnam is subjective since our citizenry simply decided that they didn't want to do it anymore, rather than our military actually being defeated. We could have nuked them at any time, and simply chose not to.
6: that would be Albania, jackass. That is so far from being accurate as to be utterly retarded.
7:This doesn't even deserve a response, but I will anyway. Iphone was developed in the US, constructed for mass marketing in China due to cheaper labor, because we are a capitalist country.
8:Nauru is the most overweight country in the world, by a large margin. Way to miss again, jackass.

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#171 to #168 - derpwolf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
This was awesome. Have a free picture for your time.
#172 to #171 - teranin
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(07/06/2013) [-]
MFW my real name is Mark....
MFW my real name is Mark....
#176 to #172 - derpwolf
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Oh wow, I wasn't expecting that one.
#41 - imthepunkkid
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(07/05/2013) [-]
European food taste like raw old man ass, I went to Germany, Spain, And France and the food was just utter ****
#137 to #41 - icedcarbon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
You went into places where the food is ****... France has both good and bad... you probably tasted the bad... spanish, dont really like it, but you havent tasted "European" food if you tried only those 3...
#42 to #41 - cadaverbox
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I like french food
#43 to #42 - imthepunkkid
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(07/05/2013) [-]
It really didn't suit my pallet, However i eat beef in every meal (Mostly for protein) And in the countries i visited (Excluding germany) Beef was not a strong point
#44 to #43 - cadaverbox
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Europe is really big on noodles and meat being an accessory food to other foods.
America is the place for meat-centered dishes.
#53 to #44 - imthepunkkid
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(07/05/2013) [-]
That's why i like america, And i live in the south with a lot of cattle farmers, Nothing is better then fresh Beef
#74 to #43 - violentpixi
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(07/05/2013) [-]
English Sunday Roast. Beefy goodness
#45 to #41 - anorselegend
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(07/05/2013) [-]
If you go to Germany, you go for 3 foods/drink; The Brats, the Strudel, and the Beer. Oh and maybe a little sauerkraut... And a frankfurter...

Past that, if you want to talk about **** food in Europe? The only edible things in Britain are the fish and chips.
#54 to #45 - highhopes
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I like German Hawaiian toast.
#55 to #54 - anorselegend
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I have never heard of that, but I'm going to assume it has something to do with pineapples and toast?
#58 to #55 - highhopes
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(07/05/2013) [-]
It does! I always get German Hawaiian toast when I'm in Germany. And beer. Perfect combination!
#57 to #45 - imthepunkkid
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I have heard they put vinegar on everything in Brittian, When you use vinegar as a condiment it is time to give up
#128 to #57 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I'm American and Vinegar is delicious.
#175 to #128 - imthepunkkid
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Its good to cook with, Not to just pour on stuff
#177 to #175 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I put it on my salads, corn beef and cabbage, french fries, **** like that.
#73 to #57 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
You don't put vinegar on fish and chips?
Also we have a delightful full cooked english breakfast
#50 to #41 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
i agree but american food? for ***** sake no
#95 to #50 - musicmantrice
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(07/05/2013) [-]
American food tastes amazing, is it good for you? No. But it tastes incredible. If you say that then I doubt you've ever tried it
#56 to #50 - imthepunkkid
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Have you ever tried American food?
#98 to #41 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Dude all food in america comes from europe anyway, it doesn't have any original food, so saying europeen food tastes like **** is basically insulting america!
#100 to #98 - imthepunkkid
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I just watched the beef i am eating go into the slaughter house not long ago, I wasn't in Europe. Pretty sure it wasn't from Europe
#167 - joyfullreaper [OP]
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Well this was my first frontpage post and it got all the way to the top content bar. (for 5 minutes; still counts.)   
   
I shared this because I thought it was funny and was prepared to delete it because I thought it might get red thumbs, fall, and burn.   
   
I'd like to thank the academy, my family, my friends, and all the ******** troll anons out there for being who they are. (can't thank them for helping cause they didn't do anything)   
   
   
I'm sorry for the ********* crapshower; not my fault people can be ******** sometimes
Well this was my first frontpage post and it got all the way to the top content bar. (for 5 minutes; still counts.)

I shared this because I thought it was funny and was prepared to delete it because I thought it might get red thumbs, fall, and burn.

I'd like to thank the academy, my family, my friends, and all the ******** troll anons out there for being who they are. (can't thank them for helping cause they didn't do anything)


I'm sorry for the ********* crapshower; not my fault people can be ******** sometimes
#93 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
USA, down the drain. Noone likes you anymore, they dont serve you because they like you, and they won't let you boss them around forever. The world hates the US because its the enemy of freedom and a huge capitalistic anus.
#89 - crotchlesshotpants
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Vikings will go to war with you...
Even pakis and cavemen can **** you up
#90 to #89 - internetrage
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(07/05/2013) [-]
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#96 to #89 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
The US would never had been able to defeat Germany on its own. In a parallel universe Hitler has nuked the entire east coast.
#78 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
god damn these comments i mean guys....its just a comic get over it. i mean its not like that really happened
#61 - imafuckingviking
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Butthurt americans with dickloads of poverty and no healthcare. Wealthy Scandinavian master race. Inb4 downvotes.
#62 to #61 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
comic itself is about Scandinavians you should check it out m8
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#60 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Lightbulb : What makes yen great?
#52 - henryfordthegod
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(07/05/2013) [-]
That's why America has independent 4's
#46 - lolfire
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Our own people can't even rule us.

Good luck America...
#82 to #46 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
implying anyone cares enough to rule ireland anymore
#83 to #82 - lolfire
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Goodbye.
#16 - daylo
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(07/05/2013) [-]
This is genuinely toilet....
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#8 - spyisspy
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(07/05/2013) [-]
wat
#4 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
You guys should see the authors description on this comic in the link OP provided.

Otherwise I fear a bigger nationalism *********.
#5 to #4 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I actually think the description would just amplify the *********
#3 - pentol
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(07/05/2013) [-]
norway isn't part of the EU. **** this ****.
#6 to #3 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Its not the EU. Its Europe the continent. But they use the same flag.
#7 to #3 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Shut up please stupid Norwegian.
#9 to #3 - darkdanger
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(07/05/2013) [-]
We are in EØS though...