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#377 - bowlerpipe
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I looked up the guy on wikipedia.
The article was just a stub.
#369 - yuukoku
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(07/05/2013) [-]
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Aside from the fact that this is a really awesome story, I can't wait to see how prosthetic limbs develop in the next few years.
#293 - jewsburninindaoven
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(07/05/2013) [-]
But you ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan.
#309 to #293 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Lt. Dan was behind Apple Cooperation , which as we all know continues to spead evil in the form of iphones and imacs, overpriced stuff for weathy hippsters & fanboys, lousy computers for people who can't service a real PC and mobile phone whose batteries can't be changed and fail after warrenty is over.
That ****** had his revenge on society.
#189 - champaigne
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(07/05/2013) [-]
He's probably a complete douche irl.



I'm in the military too, just saying
#270 to #189 - Nightelfbane
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(07/05/2013) [-]
snakefire
both of you have valid points
however


you're both arguing over whether or not Schrodinger's cat is dead
#272 to #270 - snakefire
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Im not saying he isn't a douche. I'm saying I have no reason to assume he is.

Its more like he's saying the cats dead and I'm saying we cant know until we open the box.
#274 to #272 - Nightelfbane
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(07/05/2013) [-]
they're opposite sides of the same coin
#216 to #189 - snakefire
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Steps on landmine
"He must be a complete douche"

What the **** is wrong with you?
#219 to #216 - champaigne
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Doesn't step on a landmine.
"He must not be a complete douche"

What the **** is wrong with you?

^you see that? That's how stupid you sound
#221 to #219 - snakefire
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I mean you saw pictures of him laughing with his girlfriend and holding his child in his nubs.

What makes you think he's a douchbag? seriously.

I might sound stupid, but at least I'm not a quick to judge asshole.
#225 to #221 - champaigne
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I'm just saying irl he's probably a douche? What? Fathers can't be douche bags? People who step on land mines are incapable of being douche bags? Soldiers aren't capable of douche bagery?

Yes it's a cute compilation of this guy coping with a bad circumstance, but it is, in fact, very likely that he's a complete douche outside of those specially selected photographs. Just saying
#228 to #225 - snakefire
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(07/05/2013) [-]
My point is why would you think that? you have no reasonable reason (hooray for redundancy) to assume that.
#235 to #228 - champaigne
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My point is why would you think that? you have no reasonable reason (hooray for redundancy) to assume that he isn't a douche. <See that? I did it again
#240 to #235 - snakefire
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So your default reason is to automatically assume he's a douche? Its called benefit of the doubt. You obviously have no sane reason to assume he is a douche.

"He just is"
#249 to #240 - champaigne
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So your default reason is to automatically assume he isn't a douche? Its called benefit of the doubt. You obviously have no sane reason to assume he isn't douche. <Boom head shot!

<You see that pic? You see what I did there? Redundancy
#253 to #249 - snakefire
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Alright lets see how that mentality treats you in the future. I'm done here.
#256 to #253 - champaigne
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(07/05/2013) [-]
K.
#260 to #256 - snakefire
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#183 - royrogersmcfreely
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Holy crip he's a crapple!
#127 - philss
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(07/05/2013) [-]
its all good as long as you keep your genitals.
#117 - monotuei
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Damn, that's a pretty ******* good beard.
#75 - EvilFluffyBunny
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(07/05/2013) [-]
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#67 - angelusprimus
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(07/05/2013) [-]
edition.cnn.com/2013/05/02/tech/innovation/bionic-robotic-arm-limb-amputee

DARPA has also developed high tech bionic legs. People who worked on the arm project even say that in 5 years they will be able to cover the arm with sensory "skin", that will send impulses to chip implanted in arm, which will give over 95% of sensory sensation back.

And since its a military project, veterans who lost limbs in the war will get those arms and legs for free.
#71 to #67 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
LOL, sure 5 years, sure they will get them for free...
#98 to #71 - phoenixactual
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, because it means they can serve again, also, because they earned it.
#74 to #71 - angelusprimus
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Five years or less. Project is in its final stages, look what they have already done, I posted a video. Thought controlled metal arm with 70 sensors.
Chips already exist, they have been used in humans implanted in eye nerves.
Sensory skin already exists and has been tested on humans.
Five years is just to combine everything.

and they will get it for free. They will have to fight bureocracy for long time, and it will take years, but they will.
#80 to #74 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
One of those guys who were certain that fusion power will come in 10 years. Back in year 2000.

Won't happen. Deal with it.
#82 to #80 - angelusprimus
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Dude, technology EXISTS NOW. Tested, results published in peer review magazines. Its not "We are looking into it and seeing if we can do it" its "We have done it, now we are making it smaller, simpler and easy to produce".
You are one of those people who kept saying "It will never fly, deal with it" even after Wright brother's first flight.
#83 to #67 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
DARPA CHIEF IS DEAD,
HE DIED IN MGS1
LYING FAGGOT
#364 - DrollHumor
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#352 - greenstrongworld
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I think he handled the situation quite well.
#273 - chocolatewhite
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(07/05/2013) [-]
For those saying he deserved it because he went there to kill, yadayada. Well, let me start off by restating what another poster said: "I know you're just trying to piss people off, and usually I can handle trolls like you, but this fills me with such frustration because I know there are people who actually believe this ****." (thanks to paradoxpoetic for that)

That being said, let me get to my point. This guy was most likely EOD. That means he went seeking improvised explosive devices. He didn't go around looking for people to kill. Consider this: a civilian vehicle goes over the IED, setting it off and killing a family. Who do you blame then? Either way, yell at the government, not the soldiers. Thank you and sorry for the rant, but I had to get that cleared.
#310 to #273 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Yolololololo...
#226 - needsomespace
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(07/05/2013) [-]
all these sacrifices to fill the politicians greed.
#196 - icametocomment
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#193 - banditowolf
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(07/05/2013) [-]
dont ******* cry
dont ******* cry
#169 - dewydonut
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I'm genuinely not being mean, I just noticed he looks like Thoros of Myr in that image
#165 - thisotherdude
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I don't even feel sorry for him, I mean check this cyborg **** we got now-a-days, give it ten or twenty more years of technological advancement and people will be willingly chopping off their own arms for brand named robotic limbs that function even better than our ****** flesh ones.
#182 to #165 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Imagine losing your hands, but you get awesome new robot hands, and you're fine. Now realize the fact that hugging your gf/bf will never feel the same, you'll never be able to feel your fingers running through their hair, never be able to feel your sons/daughters hand in yours.
#185 to #182 - schneidend
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Wrong, they'll be able to develop artificial touch receptors soon.
#322 to #182 - jonball
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(07/05/2013) [-]
wouldn't be a problem for me, i got nobody to hug anyways...
#323 to #182 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Human emotions and feeling dont apply when your a robot.
#210 to #182 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Actually we have the technology to make robots "feel." Saw it on a post here a couple of weeks back.
#292 to #165 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
omg,just die
#296 to #292 - thisotherdude
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Where the **** are you from? Facebook? I've heard better insults from the guy in downtown who shoves dumpster fetuses into his anus.
#176 to #165 - hachintheaxe
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(07/05/2013) [-]
and thats when they'll take over.
#178 to #165 - roguehazzard
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I think you'll find that some people are actually being payed to replace their limbs (I think, or eyes) with robotic ones. Watched a tech-type video about it a while back.
#92 - luiselvergas
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(07/05/2013) [-]
#54 - ancel
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(07/05/2013) [-]
And feminists say only a woman should have rights to kids after a divorce.
Sick world.
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#134 to #54 - rangerofthesea
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(07/05/2013) [-]
uh...where in that post did it say anything a bout kids?...
#403 to #134 - ancel
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Keep looking. It's in his hands....O it's a kid. And i know this story from reading about it
#20 - antigravitycake
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