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#211 - xeltar
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(07/05/2013) [-]
**xeltar rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Hannibal. Gotta love him... ** My reaction to sex ed
#124 - eliopess
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#89 - tunnell
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OMG IS THAT BLONDE GUY A VERNON DUDLEY REINCARNATION?
#88 - sackit
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Why the **** should 5th graders learn about sex?

I bet the reason younger and younger kids have sex is simply becuase they learn about sex on school when they are young...
#90 to #88 - anon
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my mom gave me the talk at 6 and i am 14 without a first kiss your point is invalid
#251 to #90 - nimba
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And here is a general rule for the true nature of 98% of fj anons
#94 to #90 - anon
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don't worry you will find someone special and if you aren't retarded about it you will have a successful relationship with that person
#101 to #94 - sackit
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I aint looking
Sure if i find some one i like i proably will
But im not gonna use my life on searching for some one to be with
Ill use it on living
#93 to #90 - sackit
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Well yeah
But when it comes from the school its diffrent
and also it depends on what you like
You like to be on the computer then wtf do you think?
#106 to #93 - anon
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mabey cause my parents are overprotective and i usualy cant go outside by myself it will end soon though since i am going to highschool they are scared i will get kidnapped......
#109 to #106 - sackit
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Oh
you must live in America?
#113 to #109 - anon
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it bothers me because since we moved it is safer here sometimes i just feel like walking out the door and taking that nice solitary walk i have always dreamed of
#108 to #106 - anon
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pretty much doing all i can do
#114 to #108 - sackit
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Ouch
I still dont get why people are so worried,
Its not like it happends every day right..
#118 to #114 - anon
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well me and my brother have to walk to school i am just starting high school and this is his last year so i guess the time will come soon... and there's no ******* way i'm letting them walk me to school
#125 to #118 - sackit
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Get the driver lisence?
#127 to #125 - anon
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im only 14 i cant drive yet we don't have a car yet
anyways
#128 to #127 - sackit
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Oh i tougth you could et that lisence for the scooters in America when you where young ...
#143 to #128 - anon
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by the way sorry for being a douche but the way you spelled license is just bothering the **** out of me
#257 to #143 - sackit
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Hehe
No problem
#136 to #128 - anon
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i don't even know.... we don't have money for that right now
anyways part of the reason we moved
#142 to #88 - reconred
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My mother or father never gave me a sex talk, I was home-schooled and some how I figured out "Hey, so that's how you do it?" And my wrist hasn't stopped being sore since.
#262 to #142 - sackit
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Well
I never got the sex talk at school or by my mom
I guess you know
We learn about puberty(7th grade)
sees a pic of girl vag
starts to watch more girl
finds porn
and my left hand has not been as strong as it is since then ^^


Well we had the standard thing in 10th grade about how "the thing in our grion" works
And we had to put condoms on "king sized" dildoes + protection.

1 guy in my class did not know what to jerk of was before we told him in 9th grade(oh how he got bullied)
Also he did now know what a dildo was before 9th grade(oh yes he got bullied)

But really when do you teach about sex in your school 5th grade? and where are you from

Beucase we dont get to learn about sex in Norway just get teached about puberty in 7th grade
and protection and how to spot if you got a normal hoo hoo villy :S or a cha cha in 10th
#288 to #262 - reconred
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I live in America and I don't really agree with school teaching about sex, I think that is a parent job. But I learned how everything work around 11 years old, though. So I think I was about they're age when I figured all of that out, but I didn't need anybody to tell me.
#96 to #88 - Wumbologist
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Because Middle school is a supremely awkward time during which kids are most expected to know about it.
#107 to #96 - sackit
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Well im fine with the lession i got in 7th grade about puberty
But i still dont get why they would learn a 5th grader how to put the hoo hoo dilly in the womans cha cha...

If you ask me we dont even need to learn so much about it we find it on the internett
the lession i got in 10th grade was fine for me
#183 to #107 - departed
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And what if someone tried to take advantage of you? You would have no idea what they were doing, so you'd just let them do it. That's why they teach it so young.
#256 to #183 - sackit
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Oh yeah sure
When they go home finding out orgasm is one of the best things by googling orgasm
Then the pedo says that they will get orgasm if they do it
And they got raped
By teaching and knowing

Beside its a good point but still
i have seen alot of ******** latly of teenagers being like whores
If you ask me its better to learn it by yourself or in 10th grade
#242 - kidsquicker
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Is no one going to mention that Ewan McGregor is in the back, going full on Obi-Wan?
#219 - freddyhollensen
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Is that how fifth graders look like in America?
#222 to #219 - anon
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Pretty much. Look at all those mexicans and chinks. Disgusting, I know.
#191 - logickid
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My first one went horribly wrong.

All the laughter and crying ;~;
#177 - girlfromlastnight **User deleted account**
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My first sex ed presentation was in grade 3. At the end and I **** you not, they handed out tampons and condoms
#193 to #177 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
they always do
#144 - harbingerwolf
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"GUIZ!
Kids are having kids YOUNGER AND YOUNGER!
What should we do?

I know, LETS TEACH THEM ABOUT SEX EVEN YOUNGER!"


Why do people think like that?
#243 to #144 - nimba
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So what? Sex ed. isn't about telling kids about sex itself, because they will universally know bits and pieces about it. There is no way that even a young kid is totally ignorant to sex. Sex ed. should be a guide to how to have all the sex that you want, without bringing home no babies or getting warts in your stuff. The sooner they learn it, the more they will remember it.
Bad decision to post an anti-liberal comment on a - mostly - liberal site too btw.
#247 to #243 - anon
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I have no ******* idea what liberal whatever is. I dont care about policitcs. I just thougt the concept was daft, i dont know when they do sex ed in america but i was just going by UK news when they were talking about doing to kids in primary schools.
#265 to #247 - nimba
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I had sex ed. in P5, and I frankly don't know what would have happened to me if I hadn't, because I never got it again. At the same time we learned about how to avoid inappropriate sexual situations.
We never learned how to use a condom; I learned from a lady who worked in a clinic that gave out free ones. If she hadn't taught me I probably would not have bothered using one. My friend, who was 18 at the time had to come to me, because he had never had sex before and he didn't know where to get birth control or how to use it properly. He knew he could convince his girlfriend to go ahead without it, but I gave him some and told him, which is a ******* ridiculous way for such an important thing to be learned. For young teens, contraception and safe sex has to be made into the most obvious and easiest possible thing to do, or they won't bother.
I don't know if that's what you're talking about but it's not to do with politics, it's do with the kids having the freedom to know the facts and make a choice.
#186 to #144 - mythichyphen
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It's to show teach them not to **** up. Didn't they show you contraception methods on your tape?
#188 to #186 - harbingerwolf
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The sooner they know about it, the sooner they will eventually think about trying it.
#190 to #188 - mythichyphen
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Con-Tra-Cep-Tion
#137 - renegadesparks **User deleted account**
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You gotta love how despite the joke being how kids in fifth grade react to that sort of thing, first thing people LOOOOVE to point out the number of fat kids in the room, like it subtracts from the humor in some way.
#75 - vanoreo
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When I was getting that talk in 5th grade there was a fat mexican boy laughing as loud as he could every ******* 5 seconds
#71 - kridane
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I thought when people said american children were fat was a propaganda thing
#43 - namehasntbeentaken
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This image hurts me, brought me back to fifth grade... I remember not a single fat kid at my school... I R now upset with America : (
#40 - thebobinito
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What are the ages of the "fifth grade"? I don't know all this lingo as I'm British.
#41 to #40 - iamshadow
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Ten years old.
#197 to #41 - lospuglet
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ONLY TEN YEARS?
#42 to #41 - thebobinito
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Thank you.
#13 - frownwarrior
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i know 'murica and stuff but ,,,... the half off them are too fat for that age...
#27 to #13 - anon
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i count 3..
#249 - applerapist
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I feel like the only one who doesnt give a **** about the kids weight.
I feel like the only one who doesnt give a **** about the kids weight.
#289 to #249 - assmonkeys
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Are you american?
#296 to #289 - applerapist
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Nope
#240 - tiredgirl
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(07/05/2013) [-]
We all know who's gonna be having a lot of real life experience very soon.
#158 - misticalz
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I just laughed at everything.
#130 - anon
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When we were in fifth grade and had the sex talk they gave the boys condoms and deodorant and gave the girls pads/tampons and deodorant. Like wtf is a fifth grader gonna do with a condom. And they came parading in bragging that they got them and didn't even know how to ******* use them. lol
#28 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Is that joe Pesci's Mexican son?