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#52 - themongoose
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Lightbulb: "a ewe Rims Luau"


I knew sheep were disgusting creatures.
#82 - ironsoul
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(07/05/2013) [-]
only australia related thing I have.
#80 - dovahsix
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(07/05/2013) [-]
In Australia our animals have difficulty levels
#56 - eyerandomz
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(07/05/2013) [-]
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#57 to #56 - murpmurp ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
what is this?
#22 - andthentheyfucked **User deleted account**
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#25 to #22 - scant
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Their venom is powerful enough to kill humans, and there is no anti-venom for it.
#72 to #25 - legomant
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Despite there being no antivenom for it, it's possible to survive a bite as long as you can receive artificial respiration. The octopus kills through paralysis which disables the respiratory system leading to death. Once artificial respiration is applied, it is just a matter of waiting for the body to metabolize the venom.
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#28 to #27 - scant
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(07/05/2013) [-]
but deadly
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#32 to #31 - scant
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Ḃ̵̷͈̮̠͆ͮ͐Ù̴̡̲̜̥͔ͫ̓̈́ͣ͌͊̂ͧ̒ͦ̾̊͋̚̕ ̮̯̪̜T̤̘͖̜̘̥̣̉̑͗͒̇̋ͧ̓̊͆ͦͮ̍ͥ͌͘͝ ̡̭̲̹̪͖ͮ͒̿̈́̂ͮ̚͡͝Ḏ̮̥̮̭ͦͪ̾ͥͤ͘ E̷͔͈̟̠̥̜̒̉ͯ͗ͪ̈́̄̋̇̆̑͑̎ͪ̔̄̓̕A ̷̧͔͔̥̜͖̘̠̜̲̘̱̟̔̃͑́̈̌̉̇̾͌̄ͫ̃͞Dͧ̎̏̌̚͘ ̵̨̨̪̗̗L̢̜̭̦̗̐̏̏̄ͣ̌̓͂̚͢Y̎̓̃ͭ͆ͮͬ̈́̾͊͋͑̚ ͤ̀ͬ̅͋҉̕҉̗̗̗̮͖͈̗͕
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#37 to #36 - scant
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Ḿͦͤͭ̌ͬͪ҉̲͈̥̟̲̱A̡̦̎ͧͩ̓̅̍ͩ̓͢ ̱͔͔̗̪͎͕͕Ģ̱̠̮͈̭̮̄̓̓͗ͪ̉͒͑ͧ̉̈̾ͥ͊͡ ̗I̸̡̱̘̱̗̮ͣ̓́͌̓̎̉̔͒ͭC̽̈́̈ͪͮ̇̉͗ͧ̔ͮ ̹̹̦͔̱̮̮̒͆͡ ̸̗̱͖̲̥̯͔̆͛̌͡͝Mͧ̿͂̓̿ͫ̀̊ͥ̚͡͞҉̣̘̮͔A͛̓͌ ̮͎̱̠͎̘͋̈ͩ͑G̢̱ͧͧ̎̈́͗ͦ̿͌ͣ͋ ̪̤̥̣̦Ȋ̈́͋̃ͪ̓̎ͭ̆̈̈́͋̌ͣͨ̎҉̧̨͎̥̯ ͕̪̱͕̪̗C̷̪͕͖̈ͮ̃̔̊͂̕͘
̴̢̭̥͎͕͈̪̜̦̭̊̏ͪ̋͒̎̾͑ͪ͘͢M̷̵ͭ͛̍͆̈́̏̉ ̭̤̦̦A̵̢̟̭̭͎̪̦̲̟͛͐̊̓̾̒̐̒ͫ̾͗̑ͦ͋͛ͩ̚ ͕̠G̡̠̮͈͐ͩ̋͑͋̆̎͛ͯ͗̚͢͢I̘̦͂́ͫ̃ͮ̂̉ͦ̆ͤ͢͝ ̪̲̗̤̹C̢̗͔̱͎͈̹͔̥̟͑̃̀̀͛͛̏̎͊̉͡ ̘̜ ̟̱̠̹͕̐͂̐̏͆̿ͬ̒͋͌̊̾͗̚͝M̍ͪ̉̋̒̔͛҉̭̲͢ ̹Á̸̸̡̲̠̠͔̣͖͕ͦ̾ͣ̃̐ͣͣ͗ͧ͡Gͯ̆ͨ҉̧ ̸̤̥̹̯̯͈̱I̅̒͗ͬ̀̊ͫ͌̑̾ͨͧͦ̇̀̚̚҉̸̟̥̗͕ ̣C̟͎̮̮̠̱̥͎̗̠̓̒̿̓̀ͯͬ̉͋̆ͭ̀͌ͭ͒̓́̽ ̦̘
̨̟̥̜̭̯ͬ̽ͭ̔ͨ̑͒̐̚̚̕Ḿ̱̥̱̥͈̟̑̒ͦ̇̅͢͡ ̯̦̠̯Á̹͈̲̪͖̱̤͒̓ͯ̀ͣ̂̄͋̇͞͞G̢͗ͥͮ̑͡ ̜͕I̤̠͎̎̎ͪ̃̈́̒͒ͭ̈́̓̊ͦ͘͢C̴̤̗̠͂́̀̎͋̈̓ͫ ͎̭̪̥ ̨̡̱̠̤̹̱̦̟̦̜͌̂̔̋ͦͦ̆̑ͧ̏̆͐͌̈ͯͮͤM̉͋ ̥͈̤̮̜̟̃̽͛̓͊̓ͣ̈̈́ͩ̂̍͐͌̆͢A͊͆́͌̓͂̎͐̉ ̵̵̨̉҉̪̗̥̜̱G̯͔̥̥̜͖̟̀̓̋̎I ̵̲̭̥͖̮͒ͬ͗́ͧͦͣ̏̇̌ͩ̏͗ͩ̌͡Cͥͤ͛͊ͭ̚ ̷͖̲͈̗̤̾̔ͭ̀
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#43 to #40 - scant
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#1 - JMF
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(07/04/2013) [-]
It can't be all bad.
It can't be all bad.
#97 - ikachama
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I've been to Australia
Half these things are true, especially the blue ring octopus in the seat
If you ever go there, I warn you
CHECK YOUR SHOES EVERY ******* TIME YOU PUT THEM ON
#78 - mrdrpage
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I couldn't resist.
#76 - mainstreamed
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#65 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
if you read it backwards it's about a guy being plagued with animal attacks and all his problems are fixed when he goes to Australia
#55 - masdercheef ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
If I ever go to Australia, I don't care about comfort, I'm leaving my shoes on no matter what.
#46 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Blue-ringed octopi are like an inch in length
#12 - Sargeras
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I laughed quite a lot at this.
#4 - cloverhand
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I live in Australia, I can confirm that this is all true.
#2 - davidteninch
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Aussie.
#60 - ilikebuttsex
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Im sure other straya cunt fj'ers could agree with me but It isn't THAT dangerous out here.

who the **** am I kidding, RUN FO YO LIFE ******