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User avatar #89 - Cleavland Steamer (07/03/2013) [-]
it's a piglet
#66 - lackofcareingerer (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
last night i was walking home and i had to take a quick piss in an alleyway ( i apologize if it was your garage) when all the sudden a cop ******* ZOOMS in out of nowhere and runs into the recycling bin less then a foot away from me. "what the **** are you doing?!" nothing i reply, quickly re zipping my pants very sneaky-like. "were u raised in a ******* barn?!?!?" no sir i was not, but how are you? "you have any weed boy?!?!" ummm no i do not. he then proceided to push me against his car and frisk me, now i am in a dark alley and a cop who almost hit me with his car just began to rub my thighs, he then whent into my pockets and found my pack of cigarettes (yes i am underage yes ik smoking kills but do u know what else kills u? GETTING HIT BY A COP CAR! "are you suppose to be smoking kid?!" no im not i reply honestly. he then takes my backpack and spills it onto my trunk, and starts to go threw my math class note book (i suppose i could have been hiding my weed in there, right?) after reading some of my amateur song lyrics and making me feel quit silly about them he then goes threw my back pack pockets and finds my bottle of narco (i just had knee surgery but i didnt have the prescription with me. "why do u have these?' just had knee surgery. "i had knee and shoulder surgery but im not a ***** who needs drugs with opium in them." ah i see. then he looks around and says get out of here. i was just wondering what funnyjunk thinks about this because u see i am in a very confused state, was i harassed or something? not that i really care nothing too bad came out of it but still
User avatar #63 - AvatarAirBender (07/03/2013) [-]
Kinda makes sense in a city.
User avatar #61 - rapebear (07/03/2013) [-]
I see those cops in the PHX metro area all the time and wonder how ****** their life must be because they are stuck with the kiddy car.
#48 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Looking forward to ramming the living **** out of this vehicle when Carmageddon finaly gets here.
User avatar #14 - thespecialone (07/03/2013) [-]
a smart in murica?

sensational! i thought everything in the us was big
#3 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
lol'd
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