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User avatar #75 - rawrimdaisy (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Can somebody explain to me the "prepare for two weeks" part?
#104 to #75 - jazzyietheferret (07/02/2013) [-]
It's apparently what some girls go through (say they do) for 2 weeks. Also known as PMS. I however have NEVER met anyone who has it going on that long.
#140 - itsraininggore (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i dont see why guys fuss about girls not wanting sex during their periods. do you guys REALLY want your dicks covered in blood? ntm some much get in the urithra
#152 to #150 - thempc (07/03/2013) [-]
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#144 - leonjoker (07/03/2013) [-]
This is the reason why I only have my 3 girlfriends named Ann...They're just different from any other girl.

Annvisible
Annflateable
Annjob
User avatar #122 - JMF (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Says delivered, not read, and she replied.
Shenanigans. A load of shenanigans.
#134 to #122 - jldragon (07/03/2013) [-]
Despite the truth of what frozencrown just said, you're still right that it's shenanigans.

Unless someone has jailbroken their phone and changed the default text font, I don't think the text in the content exactly matches the real iphone font. If you look, you'll notice the text in the fake one is sharper and has more space between the lines and letters. Also the bottom of the uppercase "W" comes to sharp points where on the iphone they are really more squared off.
#174 - iliketheflute (07/03/2013) [-]
Women.
#173 - ungluedflyer ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
#169 - floydrose (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Guys, not all girls are gonna be this way.
My girlfriend is DTF almost every day we see each other.
User avatar #178 - colossusshadow (07/03/2013) [-]
Except unlike a car, a relationship doesn't exist solely for driving all day every day.
#166 - harrywarden ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
In this comment section : WOMEN ARE SO DUMB I WISH I WAS GHEY.
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#141 - deliciousdee has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#119 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
sounds a lot like my mustang
#151 - bdowns (07/03/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Not mine. ** my car
#136 - jldragon (07/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Unless someone has jailbroken their phone and changed the default text font, I don't think the text in the content exactly matches the real iphone font. If you look, you'll notice the text in the fake one is sharper and has more space between the lines and letters. Also the bottom of the uppercase "W" comes to sharp points where on the iphone they are really more squared off.
User avatar #117 - xjessicaxrabbitx (07/02/2013) [-]
I love these little things because they're funny. It's obviously a joke and not at all serious. I mean, who compares their girlfriend to a car.

Just a protip for people, girls are generally pretty horny around and during their period. It's the social stigma against period sex that stops them.
#111 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And now you know why I'm bi...or I would be if any bitches would get anywhere near my dick.
And now you know why I'm bi...or I would be if any bitches would get anywhere near my dick.
User avatar #154 to #111 - thempc (07/03/2013) [-]
relating to your picture, i'm watching the scene in v for vendetta where natalie portman is reading the lesbian woman's autobiography
#138 - evanomicfour ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm 97.4% sure he's talking about a vagina.
I'm 97.4% sure he's talking about a vagina.
User avatar #135 - qwarthos ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't care if the car needs maintenance, if the car wants to drive during maintenance I'm all over that.
#132 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
my car needs a 5 day repair every 3 months but have no spark plug and the driver does not know how to turn it on but then he rides for his pleasure then leaves greece stains on my nice clean hood
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