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    User avatar#171 - fireblazing
    Reply+5
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Ladies, don't use being on your period as an excuse for being a bitch. I'm a woman too and you don't, WON'T, see me acting like a complete bitch when I'm on my period.
    #176 to #171 - qchrisman
    Reply+1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    From everyone here, and everywhere, thank you.
    User avatar#177 to #176 - fireblazing
    Reply+2
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    I apologize on my gender's behalf for doing that.
    #183 to #171 - clockworkhearts
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Friendly reminder that PMS affects everyone differently. Some women genuinely have it worse than others. Being rude on purpose is not good, but irritability and short temper can be expected when one woke up in a puddle of bloody sheets that morning along with bloating, acne and a craving for bacon cheeseburgers and chocolate.
    Friendly reminder that PMS affects everyone differently. Some women genuinely have it worse than others. Being rude on purpose is not good, but irritability and short temper can be expected when one woke up in a puddle of bloody sheets that morning along with bloating, acne and a craving for bacon cheeseburgers and chocolate.
    User avatar#185 to #183 - fireblazing
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Yeah, mine are pretty bad, but i just hate it when women use PMS as an excuse though.
    #140 - itsraininggore
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    i dont see why guys fuss about girls not wanting sex during their periods. do you guys REALLY want your dicks covered in blood? ntm some much get in the urithra
    #146 to #140 - dontknowmeatall
    Reply+1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    I said it before and I say it again: A true knight has no fear off staining his sword with some blood.
    #147 to #146 - itsraininggore
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    .... do you even KNOW how badly taht would go if your urethra was clogged with blood? ntm, thats disgusting.
    #148 to #147 - dontknowmeatall
    Reply+1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    It's expeled during eyaculation and peeing, and anyway, you can wear a condom if you're that delicate...
    #150 to #148 - bladebites
    Reply+1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    I suggest you wear a condom, "delicate" or not. It's really easy to get an infection or something if you do it on her period without a condom.
    #152 to #150 - thempc
    Reply+4
    (07/03/2013)[-]
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    #156 to #148 - itsraininggore
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    if its gunked up enough in there its not comein out. also its not about being delicate, thats litteraly unsanitary.
    #144 - leonjoker
    Reply+3
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    This is the reason why I only have my 3 girlfriends named Ann...They're just different from any other girl.

    Annvisible
    Annflateable
    Annjob
    #143 - gtocforyou
    Reply+3
    (07/03/2013)[-]
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    #122 - JMF
    Reply+1
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    Says delivered, not read, and she replied.
    Shenanigans. A load of shenanigans.
    #134 to #122 - jldragon
    Reply+2
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Despite the truth of what frozencrown just said, you're still right that it's shenanigans.    
   
Unless someone has jailbroken their phone and changed the default text font, I don't think the text in the content exactly matches the real iphone font. If you look, you'll notice the text in  the fake one is sharper and has more space between the lines and letters. Also the bottom of the uppercase "W" comes to sharp points where on the iphone they are really more squared off.
    Despite the truth of what frozencrown just said, you're still right that it's shenanigans.

    Unless someone has jailbroken their phone and changed the default text font, I don't think the text in the content exactly matches the real iphone font. If you look, you'll notice the text in the fake one is sharper and has more space between the lines and letters. Also the bottom of the uppercase "W" comes to sharp points where on the iphone they are really more squared off.
    #126 to #122 - frozencrown
    Reply+2
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    Actually, there's a setting on iPhones which restrict the other person from "seeing" that you've read their message. Great for when you're trying to avoid someone.
    #129 to #126 - JMF
    Reply+1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    D'ohhhh..
    #131 to #129 - frozencrown
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    No problem. Without actually having an iPhone yourself, I don't see why you would even know about it
    #174 - iliketheflute
    Reply+1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Women.
    #173 - ungluedflyer
    Reply+1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
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    #169 - floydrose
    Reply+1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Guys, not all girls are gonna be this way.    
My girlfriend is DTF almost every day we see each other.
    Guys, not all girls are gonna be this way.
    My girlfriend is DTF almost every day we see each other.
    #179 to #169 - anon id: d469fc37
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    "almost every day we see each other"
    Sounds like you're not seeing her all that often and even then it's hit and miss.
    Do explain how's that different?
    #187 to #179 - floydrose
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    We see each other at least 3 times a week
    #186 to #179 - floydrose
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    User avatar#178 - colossusshadow
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Except unlike a car, a relationship doesn't exist solely for driving all day every day.
    User avatar#166 - harrywarden
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    In this comment section : WOMEN ARE SO DUMB I WISH I WAS GHEY.
    #149 - anon id: 46876f6f
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    again... i wish i was gay...
    #142 - mainstreamed
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    ******* women
    ******* women
    #141 - deliciousdee
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    #170 to #141 - floydrose
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#155 to #141 - lacklusterpelican
    Reply-3
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    It's a girl
    #132 - anon id: 6e03e6a7
    Reply0
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    my car needs a 5 day repair every 3 months but have no spark plug and the driver does not know how to turn it on but then he rides for his pleasure then leaves greece stains on my nice clean hood
    #119 - anon id: 39355015
    Reply0
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    sounds a lot like my mustang
    #62 - anon id: fbc5da8c
    Reply0
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    It doesn't take to weeks to prepare. Wtf?
    #151 - bdowns
    Reply-1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    **bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Not mine. ** my car
    **bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Not mine. ** my car
    #136 - jldragon
    Reply-1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Unless someone has jailbroken their phone and changed the default text font, I don't think the text in the content exactly matches the real iphone font. If you look, you'll notice the text in the fake one is sharper and has more space between the lines and letters. Also the bottom of the uppercase "W" comes to sharp points where on the iphone they are really more squared off.
    Unless someone has jailbroken their phone and changed the default text font, I don't think the text in the content exactly matches the real iphone font. If you look, you'll notice the text in the fake one is sharper and has more space between the lines and letters. Also the bottom of the uppercase "W" comes to sharp points where on the iphone they are really more squared off.
    #159 to #136 - lacklusterpelican
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    User avatar#164 to #159 - jldragon
    Reply-2
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    And Jesus **** H. Christ, man, what the hell is wrong with you?

    It doesn't bother me that you're an idiot so much as that you're so fast to rage on me and call me a "faggot" with such little provocation.
    #163 to #159 - jldragon
    Reply-2
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Good job reading....   
   
That was me in the other comment, i was posting it separately for the benefit of anyone who has the responses to each comment set to hidden.
    Good job reading....

    That was me in the other comment, i was posting it separately for the benefit of anyone who has the responses to each comment set to hidden.
    User avatar#165 to #163 - jldragon
    Reply-1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    Before lacklusterpenlican deleted it, his comment was:

    "Good job copying that other comment reply, faggot. "

    And I can take or leave thumbs because they're pointless, but it's funny to me that he was immature enough to also thumb down all my responses...
    User avatar#117 - xjessicaxrabbitx
    Reply-1
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    I love these little things because they're funny. It's obviously a joke and not at all serious. I mean, who compares their girlfriend to a car.

    Just a protip for people, girls are generally pretty horny around and during their period. It's the social stigma against period sex that stops them.
    #111 - neoexdeath
    Reply-5
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    And now you know why I'm bi...or I would be if any bitches would get anywhere near my dick.
    And now you know why I'm bi...or I would be if any bitches would get anywhere near my dick.
    User avatar#154 to #111 - thempc
    Reply-1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    relating to your picture, i'm watching the scene in v for vendetta where natalie portman is reading the lesbian woman's autobiography
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