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User avatar #172 - failtolawl ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
yea, why can't women be more like inanimate objects to be used as toys?
#144 - leonjoker (07/03/2013) [-]
This is the reason why I only have my 3 girlfriends named Ann...They're just different from any other girl.

Annvisible
Annflateable
Annjob
#174 - iliketheflute (07/03/2013) [-]
Women.
#169 - floydrose (07/03/2013) [-]
Guys, not all girls are gonna be this way.
My girlfriend is DTF almost every day we see each other.
#179 to #169 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
"almost every day we see each other"
Sounds like you're not seeing her all that often and even then it's hit and miss.
Do explain how's that different?
User avatar #187 to #179 - floydrose (07/03/2013) [-]
We see each other at least 3 times a week
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User avatar #122 - JMF (07/02/2013) [-]
Says delivered, not read, and she replied.
Shenanigans. A load of shenanigans.
#126 to #122 - frozencrown (07/02/2013) [-]
Actually, there's a setting on iPhones which restrict the other person from "seeing" that you've read their message. Great for when you're trying to avoid someone.
User avatar #129 to #126 - JMF (07/03/2013) [-]
D'ohhhh..
#131 to #129 - frozencrown (07/03/2013) [-]
No problem. Without actually having an iPhone yourself, I don't see why you would even know about it
#134 to #122 - jldragon (07/03/2013) [-]
Despite the truth of what frozencrown just said, you're still right that it's shenanigans.

Unless someone has jailbroken their phone and changed the default text font, I don't think the text in the content exactly matches the real iphone font. If you look, you'll notice the text in the fake one is sharper and has more space between the lines and letters. Also the bottom of the uppercase "W" comes to sharp points where on the iphone they are really more squared off.
User avatar #178 - colossusshadow ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Except unlike a car, a relationship doesn't exist solely for driving all day every day.
User avatar #166 - harrywarden (07/03/2013) [-]
In this comment section : WOMEN ARE SO DUMB I WISH I WAS GHEY.
#149 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
again... i wish i was gay...
#140 - itsraininggore (07/03/2013) [-]
i dont see why guys fuss about girls not wanting sex during their periods. do you guys REALLY want your dicks covered in blood? ntm some much get in the urithra
#146 to #140 - dontknowmeatall (07/03/2013) [-]
I said it before and I say it again: A true knight has no fear off staining his sword with some blood.
#147 to #146 - itsraininggore (07/03/2013) [-]
.... do you even KNOW how badly taht would go if your urethra was clogged with blood? ntm, thats disgusting.
#148 to #147 - dontknowmeatall (07/03/2013) [-]
It's expeled during eyaculation and peeing, and anyway, you can wear a condom if you're that delicate...
User avatar #150 to #148 - bladebites (07/03/2013) [-]
I suggest you wear a condom, "delicate" or not. It's really easy to get an infection or something if you do it on her period without a condom.
#152 to #150 - thempc (07/03/2013) [-]
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#156 to #148 - itsraininggore (07/03/2013) [-]
if its gunked up enough in there its not comein out. also its not about being delicate, thats litteraly unsanitary.
#132 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
my car needs a 5 day repair every 3 months but have no spark plug and the driver does not know how to turn it on but then he rides for his pleasure then leaves greece stains on my nice clean hood
#119 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
sounds a lot like my mustang
#62 - John Cena (07/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't take to weeks to prepare. Wtf?
#151 - bdowns (07/03/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Not mine. ** my car
#136 - jldragon (07/03/2013) [-]
Unless someone has jailbroken their phone and changed the default text font, I don't think the text in the content exactly matches the real iphone font. If you look, you'll notice the text in the fake one is sharper and has more space between the lines and letters. Also the bottom of the uppercase "W" comes to sharp points where on the iphone they are really more squared off.
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User avatar #164 to #159 - jldragon (07/03/2013) [-]
And Jesus **** H. Christ, man, what the hell is wrong with you?

It doesn't bother me that you're an idiot so much as that you're so fast to rage on me and call me a "faggot" with such little provocation.
#163 to #159 - jldragon (07/03/2013) [-]
Good job reading....

That was me in the other comment, i was posting it separately for the benefit of anyone who has the responses to each comment set to hidden.
User avatar #165 to #163 - jldragon (07/03/2013) [-]
Before lacklusterpenlican deleted it, his comment was:

"Good job copying that other comment reply, faggot. "

And I can take or leave thumbs because they're pointless, but it's funny to me that he was immature enough to also thumb down all my responses...
User avatar #117 - xjessicaxrabbitx (07/02/2013) [-]
I love these little things because they're funny. It's obviously a joke and not at all serious. I mean, who compares their girlfriend to a car.

Just a protip for people, girls are generally pretty horny around and during their period. It's the social stigma against period sex that stops them.
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User avatar #155 to #141 - lacklusterpelican (07/03/2013) [-]
It's a girl
#111 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
And now you know why I'm bi...or I would be if any bitches would get anywhere near my dick.
And now you know why I'm bi...or I would be if any bitches would get anywhere near my dick.
User avatar #154 to #111 - thempc (07/03/2013) [-]
relating to your picture, i'm watching the scene in v for vendetta where natalie portman is reading the lesbian woman's autobiography
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