Click to expand
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #185 - grandmabetty (10/05/2013) [-]
No it's more of the fact you plaster your bird everywhere. In front of the American flag. On the Anheuser Busch logo. Someone somewhere's probably picked up a dead one by the roadside, shoved it's arse around a Mercedes hood ornament and driven around with it. Someone. Somewhere.
#180 - scorcho ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
germanys eagle is way more awesome. and france actually has some sort of chicken. it's like they want us to make fun of them.
#176 - funnyjunkforlife (07/01/2013) [-]
yea but from the front the eagle looks confused
#170 - victorianfancyman (07/01/2013) [-]
Ben Franklin wanted our national bird to be the Turkey...
#165 - fefe (07/01/2013) [-]
Black bull with the nuts hanging...

Welcome to Spain.
#160 - mrmuggles has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #157 - xchewsifferx (07/01/2013) [-]
But... I.... Damn, they're right.
#139 - zakaizer (07/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is our unofficial one... Really not much competition
#134 - mymiddleleg ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
My countries national bird looks like a nasty piece of work
#104 - fefe (07/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #90 - KayRed (07/01/2013) [-]
What's the nerdiest national bird? (we could've had it with Turkey, if only they listened to Ben).
User avatar #87 - kinglobster (07/01/2013) [-]
mfw i get the class douchebag out in dodgeball
mfw i dont have a face
#84 - fefe (07/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here in Canada, we don't have one national bird. Instead, we have an array of provincial and territorial birds. In my home province of Alberta, the Great Horned Owl is our provincial bird.

Just thought I'd let you guys know.

[url deleted]
User avatar #74 - rockamekishiko (07/01/2013) [-]
the bald eagle has always looked like an old white racist guy to me. idk why
User avatar #64 - chuckbillrow (07/01/2013) [-]
there is a guy where i work who has what i have started calling America syndrome
I will be doing your job when all of a sudden he shows up and starts "helping" despite the fact that I don't need or want his help and he just ends up getting in the way and then he wonders why everyone at work gets annoyed when he is around
User avatar #58 - tombombadil (07/01/2013) [-]
Bald Eagles hunt goats by divebombing them and sending them cascading off the sides of mountaintops. Sometimes they just pick the damn goats up and carry them off first, then drop them a few hundred feet. I ******* love eagles.
#16 - fefe (06/30/2013) [-]
Is picture was taken by the Photographer I sell images for. Made it so much better haha. Anyone who is curious, google Mangelsen Images of Photography. You can find this picture on the website so you know I'm not lying.
#12 - dbjorgo (06/30/2013) [-]
My Junior year of High School one of my classes had a trip to the Minnesota Zoo. We went to one of their bird shows, and at the end the trainer came out with a Bald Eagle perched on her glove. It just stood there like a bad ass, until the trainer walked by the exchange student from our class. The bird screamed the voice of democracy right in the guy's face and stared him down for the rest of the show
User avatar #10 - gibbousm (06/30/2013) [-]
Ben Franklin wanted the mascot to be a Turkey.
He felt Bald Eagles were too violent
 Friends (0)