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#149 - goldendarkness **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
that never happens to me i live alone.
User avatar #124 - Zyklone (06/28/2013) [-]
>pull the cord
>stare at black screen when dad walks in
>"what are you doing?"
>"about to turn on my computer....."
#106 - matttboy (06/28/2013) [-]
Hard reboot and say the computer was ******* up and you had to restart.

Rick Astley out of nowhere.
#96 - triggathepirate (06/28/2013) [-]
5 stages of loss can apply here. Even in like 30 seconds.
5 stages of loss can apply here. Even in like 30 seconds.
User avatar #84 - unlimitedsmoof (06/28/2013) [-]
Hard shutdown is the only escape, comrade (for desktops anyway)
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#67 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
pretend like your shutting down your pc by just turning off your screens and walk away casually
User avatar #66 - disposableteen (06/28/2013) [-]
My laptop once ran out of battery life mid film... I was done so just left it and went to bed, in the morning i unplugged my earphones and put my laptop on charge, needles to say it was a very awkward moment when it turned on and my mum was in the next room...
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User avatar #64 - TheForbiddenOne (06/28/2013) [-]
Pick up my remote and switch my TV/monitor to TV mode and turn off my tower acting like I've just decided to watch TV.
#61 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
@ PC: turn off monitor (+ audio device)
@ notebook: pull down screen / close the NB (will also set NB to deactive state, even if system should un-freeze again)

no problem.
User avatar #43 - mazlummango (06/28/2013) [-]
Just turn your monitor/speakers off and go watch TV and act like nothing is wrong.
#41 - unknowntablets (06/28/2013) [-]
i would get out of the room immediately, and lock it behind me.
possibly stay out the room for a while...till the video ends.
#34 - mrvoodoo (06/28/2013) [-]
You could just press ctrl-shift-esc turn of your screen and if someone comes in you say you've been told that this could sometimes help un-freeze it.
#33 - headcraab (06/28/2013) [-]
The off switch on my PSU is within arms reach. Hell I would't even have to fully extend my arm to reach it. Ez mode hide button. Though my hardware in the long run might not appreciate it
User avatar #30 - paradox (06/28/2013) [-]
or you could pull up your pants & just say that your watching porn & not masturbating.
User avatar #29 - whatshouldibenamed (06/28/2013) [-]
Just continue and look her in the eyes.
User avatar #17 - bbboy (06/28/2013) [-]
hit the force reset button
#13 - snapper (06/28/2013) [-]
Power button.
#6 - epicsupersonic (06/28/2013) [-]
i know that feel
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