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#270 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
The pizza idea blew nuts. Ever here of a ******* knife?
#241 - creepyunclebob
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(06/26/2013) [-]
If you buy a special pizza eating fork, you probably have a problem.
#261 to #241 - mrcrowleysr
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(06/26/2013) [-]
or you are just a bored millionaire..
#237 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I was under the impression that you shouldn't wash your mouth with water after brushing since it removes all the flour on your teeth?
#227 - tubbsinlubbers
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(06/26/2013) [-]
My reactions to the inventions

1. was over that invention post long ago, but still cool
2. that's ******* dumb. no
3. That's.... well that might be kind of helpful
4. OMFG , yes. no more dirty hands. But what if I'm foot stupid?
5. Maybe good idea. Needs testing
6. Ah pigs, and they fit in the belly. Give me et
7. I like that, creative. Shut up and take my money
8. Why the **** would you want to step out onto broccoli, smelling like veggies and ****
9.Everytime I missed would fill me with the rage of irritated babies
10. Fancy sir, but to much work. Just bite that ****
11. ******* genius, its like a water fountain made from a tooth brush. Genius
#228 to #227 - Jewssassin
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(06/26/2013) [-]
The wiper in number two costs $135 also.
#266 to #227 - mrcrowleysr
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(06/26/2013) [-]
nobody asked you
#272 to #266 - tubbsinlubbers
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Just like nobody asked you for your snooty remark
#225 - ButtonFly
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(06/26/2013) [-]
The toothbrush doesn't seem like a terrible idea.
The toothbrush doesn't seem like a terrible idea.
#205 - hlynur
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(06/26/2013) [-]
well the usb hub is a pretty old invention...
#185 - YeYouKnoMe
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I honestly have the most retarded phobia of twigs/small branches. Ever since I saw a stickbug and it jumped at me when I was idk like 6 or 7, I have been terrified of sticks. To tell you how terrified I am when I mow the grass and there are huge sticks I contemplate about moving them or mowing over them because I don't want to ruin the blade but I don't want to touch the deformed twig.

God I need help...
#186 to #185 - YeYouKnoMe
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(06/26/2013) [-]
P.S. the reason I brought this up is because of that creepy ******* forest mat, that **** is not an awesome invention, its ******* horrifying.
#217 to #186 - tomowrath
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(06/26/2013) [-]
So you're going to be walking in a forest one day, surrounded by your biggest fears.
that sucks :[
#215 to #186 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
be a man and pick up a stick you can do it!
#157 - senglish
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I want that alarm clock soooo much
#140 - TheSnakeShitter
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I have the alarm clock. Its not that cool. The alarm noise is quiet no matter what you do and the gun has a range of about 10ft, and after 5ft its more luck than accuracy to hit the center of the target.
#131 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Little piggies go: BLURH
#129 - bloopzoop
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#127 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I think the toothbrush is actually to allow you to rinse your mouth out without having to stick your head under the faucet.. not a levitating tooth brush
#147 to #127 - articulate
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(06/26/2013) [-]
that's not even half as cool...
#126 - spyrosiznasty
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(06/26/2013) [-]
That alarm clock would get thrown against the wall probably
#124 - skrewbacca
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(06/26/2013) [-]
May I have some more, please?
#114 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I think the toothbrush allows you to take water in your mouth without having to tilt your head under the tap
#113 - partonicus
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(06/26/2013) [-]
#89 - srskate
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(06/26/2013) [-]
The tardis is bigger on the inside.

think about it.
#33 - nephritho
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(06/26/2013) [-]
First picture I thought it was "Dead ******"   
God damnit neph
First picture I thought it was "Dead ******"
God damnit neph
#20 - imayhaveagun
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I've actually seen the opening your door with your foot one before
#10 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
most of these are inovations... not inventions... like, i wouldnt call a bucket or bookshelf recently invented