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#340 - spawnsy
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Talking Nipples
Talking Nipples
#339 - censius
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(07/15/2013) [-]
My face when bagel people
My face when bagel people
#337 - privatepumpanickel
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(07/13/2013) [-]
How many tumblr users are getting so high that they contemplate this ****?
Like a few days ago I had a similar experience and way of thinking after being extremely hungover, and saw a giraffe on TV and I suddenly realised how ******* weird they were, theyre like horses with freakishly long deformed necks, theyre seriously unsettling creatures.
Just look, look at the ******* thing.
#313 - bandoslootshare
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(06/23/2013) [-]
People are attractive because we to produce healthy smart children,
if someone is fat, or have bad skin, or have a distorted figure, we judge them
"he's too lazy to work on his appearance" or
"he's born with bad genes".
Either way, our urgent need to pass on our genes are turned off because who wants to be mixed in with lazy/ugly genes.
#314 to #313 - bandoslootshare
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(06/23/2013) [-]
we want to* (on the first line, typo)
#307 - mexicandudeinsd
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(06/23/2013) [-]
i had this really great dream yesterday about me ******* this girl, weird part was we were ******* in the back of a car while doing the line to cross from mexico to usa, and i didnt get to cum in my dream because the police were going to see us, it looked so realistic and felt realistic, weird dream.... but the kissing felt realistic and then the ******* and the bj, has anyone else have these realistic dreams? its weird
#315 to #307 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
yep
#287 - martenskii
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**martenskii rolls 07**
#309 to #287 - tranquildeath
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#321 to #287 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Oh a game ^u^

If only I knew how to play
#342 to #287 - anon
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(08/01/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 71** if I get dubs then nobody will know who it is that rolled dubs.
#293 to #287 - moosoup
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**moosoup rolls 20**
Dubs
#294 to #287 - moosoup
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**moosoup rolls 60**
I'll get it this time
#297 to #287 - hidanfangirl
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**hidanfangirl rolls 94**
#320 to #287 - martenskii
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(06/23/2013) [-]
God damn it, hey roll can you help us out?
#301 to #287 - pbeldin
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**pbeldin rolls 20**
#305 to #287 - pewdieman
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**pewdieman rolls 69**
#306 to #287 - kommandantvideo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**kommandantvideo rolls 94**
#308 to #287 - scsuper
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**scsuper rolls 49**
#310 to #287 - tranquildeath
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**tranquildeath rolls 75**
#319 to #287 - thecrazyonedf
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**thecrazyonedf rolls 96**
#295 to #287 - moosoup
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**moosoup rolls 01**
Oh mai gat
#292 to #287 - jewkkake
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#298 to #287 - happyslacks
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(06/23/2013) [-]
**happyslacks rolls 51**
#325 to #287 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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(06/26/2013) [-]
**elmoose rolls 36**
#286 - buddhistzilla
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I have been thinking about the animal one for weeks now. I'm glad I'm not alone
#284 - zych
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(06/23/2013) [-]
For the rock one, if you throw a rock into a window, if it brakes, its not soft..
#283 - Rileto
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(06/23/2013) [-]
How can I unread the one about birthdays?
#279 - pikininja
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"Blushing is like getting a boner" except your face is still soft and really hasn't changed.   
   
I can communicate with my cat. Granted, it's not full communication, but I understand when he wants to go out, when he wants to play, etc.   
   
"First birthdays" aren't you're first, they're just the marker of you completing one year of age.   
   
The thing about faces is that certain ones are attractive or not because of their shape, not the material they're made from.   
   
And the one about nipples... Come on, really.
"Blushing is like getting a boner" except your face is still soft and really hasn't changed.

I can communicate with my cat. Granted, it's not full communication, but I understand when he wants to go out, when he wants to play, etc.

"First birthdays" aren't you're first, they're just the marker of you completing one year of age.

The thing about faces is that certain ones are attractive or not because of their shape, not the material they're made from.

And the one about nipples... Come on, really.
#326 to #279 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Oh this us TOUCHING $$$
#333 to #279 - darkfortress
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(07/02/2013) [-]
is that an anime? and if so, what is it called?

#334 to #333 - pikininja
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Mirai Nikki. It has a brilliant story and animation.
Mirai Nikki. It has a brilliant story and animation.
#335 to #334 - darkfortress
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(07/02/2013) [-]
nice, ill check it out, thanks
#232 - sillyb
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(06/23/2013) [-]
what are you even doing tumblr...
#229 - JMF
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#216 - Awesomenessniss
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Bagels know that we are not bagels, being ingested is an important step in their reproductive cycle.
#186 - deadmuerto
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(06/22/2013) [-]
#152 - zomaru
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(06/22/2013) [-]
From what I've heard from a few of my tumblr friends. Tumblr is full of writers and philosophers. And around 2-5 in the morning when they are High/Sleep deprived they post the first thing that comes to their minds.
#141 - theholyblade
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(06/22/2013) [-]
MFW Isn't your first birthday technically your second.
MFW Isn't your first birthday technically your second.
#97 - srskate
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(06/22/2013) [-]
The animals thinking one is something I have always wondered about.

How do animals think if they don't speak!?
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#144 to #97 - alekksandar
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(06/22/2013) [-]
They have their own mindsets. How can you explain a color to a blind person?
#147 to #144 - srskate
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(06/22/2013) [-]
THAT

is a surprisingly good analogy
#77 - dannystreet
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I wouldn't really consider the day your born as a first birth day since you aren't on eyears old. It is just weird to me i guess.
I wouldn't really consider the day your born as a first birth day since you aren't on eyears old. It is just weird to me i guess.
#85 to #77 - iphoneguy
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(06/22/2013) [-]
well you're one year old when you're born in japan
#276 to #85 - markertemp
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(06/23/2013) [-]
You're not a year old, you're considered to be "counting to" what we in the US would call your first birthday.
#4 - shittyrone
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(06/22/2013) [-]
totaly lost it from the first one, thanks op
totaly lost it from the first one, thanks op
#271 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
yolo i got mad sawg nigas
#272 to #271 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
liek my swag b off da record
#273 to #272 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
swag yol;o swag