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User avatar #233 - whycanticaps (06/21/2013) [-]
what if they walked inside hogwarts anyways? would they even be able too? Has it been explained why no one thought to bring a gun to a magic fight?
User avatar #234 to #233 - Sargeras (06/21/2013) [-]
Nope, there was a charm over it, like at the Quidditch world cup, they would instantly remember something they have to do and leave.
User avatar #224 - tarnis (06/21/2013) [-]
i know its never stated but i get the feeling narcissa malfoy might be able to make a patronus.
User avatar #205 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
What if a plane tried to fly over this "abandoned building", would it just go through or crash into the castle?
#177 - ramnarainy (06/21/2013) [-]
Guy's I've never seen the movies or read the books how far back am I?
User avatar #204 to #177 - holycrapimacupcake (06/21/2013) [-]
You aren't in the same dimension.
User avatar #223 to #177 - thefasrdog ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
It's over man...the books and the movies.
User avatar #159 - animatedshadow (06/21/2013) [-]
Aaaah.

So it's Herm-own-ninny
User avatar #163 to #159 - skrynox (06/21/2013) [-]
No, because in the book Krum pronounced it for a second time as Her-my-oh-knee and Hermione confirmed that as the correct enunciation.
User avatar #149 - danilawleit (06/21/2013) [-]
Also, Dumbledore is a slang term for weed.

The more you know.
User avatar #142 - oceanfrank (06/21/2013) [-]
I love how 80% of these facts are **** i'll probably never understand since I've only seen the first movie and read only the first book.
#114 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
except it isn't facts.......
User avatar #105 - terrria **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
Made it to the Arthur for sirius death swap fact, couldn't do it anymore. **** you jk thats too much, I can't even right now. My logic and reasoning has nailed the octopus. I can't even comparison
User avatar #78 - dankenstein (06/21/2013) [-]
a bunch of these are made up
User avatar #106 to #78 - eddymolly (06/21/2013) [-]
Which ones?
User avatar #122 to #106 - Crusader (06/21/2013) [-]
Jobs as Aurors - Extremely dumb move
Why Snape hates Neville - Snape knows that the prophecy is self-fulfulling, that there is only a Chosen one because Lily died
George not being able to produce a Patronus - He is obviously going to have new good memories, few a few months or years he wouldn't be able to, but he is a healthy human being, he is going to be able to cope with Fred's death.
User avatar #179 to #122 - eddymolly (06/21/2013) [-]
True, the Aurors one is a bit stupid, and I know JK said Harry became an Auror, and Kingsley was Minister of Magic, but I don't know about the "Everyones and auror" thing.

The Snape one is reasonable though, as either one of them could have been attached by Voldemort, so if Neville had been, Lilly would still be alive, it was just a 50/50 choice really which one would be chosen, it was whoever could be found easiest really.

The George one I don't know about, yeah, he would be completely distraught after Fred died, but surely he would have memories of him being alive and also other people, like Harry does, or maybe a better example would be Neville, he can manage a patronus, even though he will spend the rest of his life knowing his parents are alive, but they can never get better. I dunno, maybe, maybe not.
User avatar #136 to #78 - rel (06/21/2013) [-]
It's based on a fictional series, so I'd say ultimately, all of them are made up.
#74 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Any source on 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 8..? Or are we just supposed to take your word for it
User avatar #107 to #74 - eddymolly (06/21/2013) [-]
Well 3 makes sense, as the only reason he could speak parseltongue anyhow was because he had a part of Voldemort's soul, so when it was destroyed he lost the other things he could do in relation to Voldemort (mind melding etc)
User avatar #157 to #74 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Rowling says this **** randomly. She also said Dumbledore is into the cock
#70 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
What if on the last page it read:

Harry awoke drenched in a cold sweat. Sitting up, he looked around himself in confusion of his dark surroundings. Harry heard a loud thumping noise coming from his right.
"Get up! Get up! You were supposed to have breakfast ready half and hour ago GET UP HARRY!" a frantic woman yelled at him.
That voice. It couldn't be.
Harry reached upwards and felt for a string. He closed his eyes and pulled downwards on it. Hoping. Praying. That his suspicions weren't true.
He saw the light shine through his eyelids. He slowly opened his eyes and looked at the dusty wall in front of him.
"GET UP HARRY! NOW!" Said what he believed to be a voice belonging to an ancient memory of a person.
"Harry, I'm warning you one last time. BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND BEAT YOU HALF SENSELESS!"
"Uncle Vernon?" Harry yelled inquisitively?
#71 to #70 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
"Well who the damn do you think it is?! Get up Harry and make breakfast already!!"
Harry swung his legs over the side of his bed and looked around his broom cupboard. He attention drew him closed to his suitcase.
Harry zipped open the suitcase to find clothing. Not robes or his wand or even a little pumpkin juice. Just average, ordinary, muggle clothes.
Harry stood up and felt himself to be lightheaded.
He plopped down on his bed and contemplated.
"HARRY POTTER!" His door swung open and Uncle Vernon peeked in, too portly himself to fit past the narrow doorway.
"Yes Uncle Vernon?" Harry responded with tears welling up in his eyes, as reality began to set in.
"Get out there and make us some breakfast boy!" Uncle Vernon barked unsympathetically to the boy.
"Yes Uncle Vernon."
#72 to #71 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
The baby whale sized man stepped out of the way as Harry stood, wiped his eyes, and attempted to maintain some composure.
Harry walked out of his broom cupboard to find 2 of the 3 Dursleys sitting at the kitchen table, engaged in a menacing stare at Harry.
Harry dragged his feet slowly to the kitchen, only hoping that this was the ill effects of a vanderboot's remembrance potion of some sort, and it would wear off rather quickly.
#73 to #72 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Harry opened the fridge and felt the cool wave of air radiate form it.
He reached in and pulled out a half empty carton of eggs.
Harry's eyes glistened with tears as he broke the eggs into a bowl and began beating them.
"Hurry up Harry! I'm Starving!" His cousin yelled out in complaint.
Harry Potter was no Longer the boy who lived.
Harry Potter was not just that.

Harry Potter

~Anon tells a story
User avatar #50 - swifterly (06/21/2013) [-]
So if a muggle were to go to the castle, and went into it, would he ever be able to see anyone? Would they see him?
User avatar #6 - berserkilr (06/20/2013) [-]
what's so funny about hating Neville?
User avatar #118 - Crusader (06/21/2013) [-]
What about the teenagers that want to explore an abandoned castle?
User avatar #182 to #118 - Vpirate (06/21/2013) [-]
Think of the door to the abandoned building they see instead of the castle as some sort of portal
It won't take them to the castle, like it should
It takes them into the abandoned building they see
#178 - cheeezecake (06/21/2013) [-]
ok does any1 have a source to confirm theese cus if the voldemort one is how J.K.Rowling actually thought it out then that just freaking blew my mind.
#9 - dameush (06/21/2013) [-]
..you killed off severus to save arthur? you monster!
#13 to #9 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Sirius, not Snape
#225 to #13 - dameush (06/21/2013) [-]
how the **** did I miss that
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