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#211 - buttinspecter (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"What do you mean? A sea or a river otter?"

Seriously though, which kind of otter did Hermione have for a patronous if anyone knows?
#214 to #211 - Furubatsu (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm no expert but if this helps...
User avatar #209 - zorororonoa (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't get the George one. Aren't Partronus's made by thinking of a happy memory? All he has to do is think of a happy time he had with Fred and he can make one right? I haven't read the books in forever so correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that's how it works.
#194 - inkythesquid (06/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Anyone got sauce for these? I don't recall hearing of Hermione going back to finish her 7th year
User avatar #83 - platapus (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why would everyone who fought in the battle of hogwarts need to be aurors after they just won the fight against all the dark wizzards?
User avatar #93 to #92 - platapus (06/21/2013) [-]
yes it does, they beat the bad guy and everyone live happy ever after with bunnies and rainbows
#74 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Any source on 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 8..? Or are we just supposed to take your word for it
#70 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What if on the last page it read:

Harry awoke drenched in a cold sweat. Sitting up, he looked around himself in confusion of his dark surroundings. Harry heard a loud thumping noise coming from his right.
"Get up! Get up! You were supposed to have breakfast ready half and hour ago GET UP HARRY!" a frantic woman yelled at him.
That voice. It couldn't be.
Harry reached upwards and felt for a string. He closed his eyes and pulled downwards on it. Hoping. Praying. That his suspicions weren't true.
He saw the light shine through his eyelids. He slowly opened his eyes and looked at the dusty wall in front of him.
"GET UP HARRY! NOW!" Said what he believed to be a voice belonging to an ancient memory of a person.
"Harry, I'm warning you one last time. BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND BEAT YOU HALF SENSELESS!"
"Uncle Vernon?" Harry yelled inquisitively?
User avatar #31 - ifightdragons (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i noticed the mcgonagall one her name was on a plaque next to james i forget which movie but i think it was the first possibly
User avatar #184 - tkuja (06/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i thought that hogwarts was unplottable and unseeable to muggles, and that getting within range of the charms would make them turn around for whatever reason
User avatar #217 to #184 - Furubatsu (06/21/2013) [-]
From a distance they'd see ruins. fi they tried to approach/enter they'd get confuddled and turned about
User avatar #181 - anaraledien (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah, sure, in the Deathly Hallows you've had Lucius' Patronus and it was a peacock. Whatever.
User avatar #119 - tomnash (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
is any of this true or just made up?
why would J.K Rowling include this useless **** in the books
#143 to #119 - sapphos (06/21/2013) [-]
Authors write entire books of backstory so their novel has depth. Rowling will have written about Hermione's grandparents and their jobs, to justify just who Hermione is and why she's the person she is. There'll be details on the Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw common rooms, passwords and paintings around the school so her universe is as real as possible, and thus making it easier to write.
#114 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
except it isn't facts.......
#101 - PhedoBear (06/21/2013) [-]
'after Fred's death'....
'after Fred's death'....
User avatar #233 - whycanticaps (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if they walked inside hogwarts anyways? would they even be able too? Has it been explained why no one thought to bring a gun to a magic fight?
User avatar #224 - tarnis (06/21/2013) [-]
i know its never stated but i get the feeling narcissa malfoy might be able to make a patronus.
User avatar #205 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
What if a plane tried to fly over this "abandoned building", would it just go through or crash into the castle?
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User avatar #128 - turboderp (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So where does one find these facts? Like the yellow one, number two from bottom.. I'm not a hardcore fan, so I haven't checked so much around, but would be nice to know if someone cared to tell me ^^
User avatar #117 - croski (06/21/2013) [-]
That's not very good for the economy Kingsley...
User avatar #105 - terrria **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
Made it to the Arthur for sirius death swap fact, couldn't do it anymore. **** you jk thats too much, I can't even right now. My logic and reasoning has nailed the octopus. I can't even comparison
#95 - graphenz (06/21/2013) [-]
Herminone in Danish sounds kinda... special: (german)Herr(English)me(Japaneese?)one
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