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#115 - unclegrumpybastard (06/20/2013) [-]
DUCK!!!!....now....would you like a crumpet?
DUCK!!!!....now....would you like a crumpet?
#89 - nargogh (06/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This ************* idiot could kill someone.; If the guy who got hit by crust would panic, he could crash his car in a tree or something.
User avatar #126 to #109 - bonlino (06/20/2013) [-]
more or less likely. anything anybody does isn't done without some sort of risk. there is literally a chance you can get hit by a meteor on the spot, but its obviously extremely small.
User avatar #73 - nooblesix (06/20/2013) [-]
Check your Goddamn facebook messages holy ****
#26 - qubot (06/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
according to statistics, you are more likely to die while going out to buy a lottery ticket then winning it.
#132 - smokeyrp (06/20/2013) [-]
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#130 - sneezer (06/20/2013) [-]
I'm a runner, and I live near the highway so thats where I run... I've gotten hit with bagel bites, garlic bread, and once some asshole decided to chuck his full double gulp of coke right in front of me.
User avatar #114 - natanhiel (06/20/2013) [-]
>Not eating crust

User avatar #63 - reginleif (06/20/2013) [-]
I once spat a loogie on the California adventures rollercoaster with the intention of it landing on some poor fool beneath me, not knowing anything about physics, I was surprised to see that it went behind me and in fact hit an 8 year old in one of the rear cars.

Q.Q I'm so sorry.
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User avatar #13 - alxon (06/20/2013) [-]
Something similar to this happened at my 11th birthday. I invited some of my friends, including my crush at the time over to my house to have cake and stuff. My older cousin, and a few friends are sitting down on the sidewalk, crush isn't here yet. My cousin finds an unused tampon and is fidgeting with it. When he decides the fun is over, facing the street, he throws it behind him. My crush's mom happened to be driving past to drop her off. The window was open, and the tampon nailed her in the face. Her mom's dyke girlfriend came out of the car, furious, and threaten to stomp my cousin's neck in with her Timberlands. When her mom was talking to my dad about the occurrence, he could barley hold his laughter in. When they left, my dad gave my cousin a high five. Needless to say, she went home and took her daughter with her..
#6 - fefe (06/19/2013) [-]
Having where window open?
User avatar #23 - enragedanon (06/20/2013) [-]
better check those messages, they might be important
#76 - funnyjunknot (06/20/2013) [-]
your so popular you got 2 unread messages
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