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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#117 - mkaymkay
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Have you guys ever ridden a bike before? You can stand up without a seat and ride the damn thing...
User avatar #118 to #117 - navywannabe
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Look where the lock is positioned...it's in between the spokes. I don't think you would get very far.
#119 to #118 - mkaymkay
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Oh yeah I'm retarded haha thanks
User avatar #121 to #119 - navywannabe
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It's cool dude. **** happens.
User avatar #123 to #121 - jalthelas
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Couldn't you just pick up the bike and walk away with it?


I mean, it looks pretty light to me.
User avatar #125 to #123 - navywannabe
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What would you do with a bike that you can't ride?
Not sure is power tools can break it, but if the can not everyone has them.
That's kind of like if I can't have it, then you you can't have it.
User avatar #74 - silithas
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The genious behind this idea never though of the fact that bicycles can be carried.
User avatar #130 - guiguito
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i ride bikes standing up, like everyone can
User avatar #133 to #130 - Loppytaffy
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Spokes.
#76 - robertelee
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looks like a torture device for guys

locks around the balls and shaft and ride a stationary bike for hours at a time with the tip of the head dragging the tire
User avatar #63 - doobiesnax
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This is genius. People have tried to steal my bike and back tires many times in the city, but I use 2 locks to keep that from happening. I would not mind having this kind of seat for that extra protection.
#58 - malakii
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Oh no! Now thieves will have to just pick it up and take it!
User avatar #135 - fosforgasxiii
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>not able to adjust the seat
>weak frame
>that is far from a good lock, you can just take it up, walk home and unlock it
>looks like a hipster bike that probably costs over €3000.

0/10 wouldn't buy
#134 - whitie
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Comment Picture
User avatar #129 - srskate
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Then a women steals it
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User avatar #104 - commanderbunbun
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like that can stop people from picking it up.
#92 - anon id: 397c5174
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Dear diary,

today OP bought himself a bike that can transform to a dildo he can sit upon.
Thats mighty ghey mah *****.
#93 to #92 - anon id: 397c5174
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btw.
The saddle can also be added with a dildo while in normal horizontal position. Now OP can enjoy ghey dildo while riding through town.
Reall, reall ghey mah ******.
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User avatar #83 to #82 - tormain
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but the back wheel would still be locked
User avatar #84 to #83 - kristovsky
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true, i accept my ignorance, will delete comment.
#85 to #82 - anon id: 3bf318a2
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Or, you know, the seat locks the back wheel in place...
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#34 - rillokush
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I don't get it
User avatar #42 to #34 - thatscrewedupkid
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the seat locks into the rear wheel, if you dont know the combo the seat stays in place and the wheel cant turn
#124 to #42 - rillokush
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i know that, i was trying to say a joke but i guess it wasn't funny
(the lock won't do **** to the black guy, because you know he's a ******)
User avatar #128 to #124 - thatscrewedupkid
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ah, well then, you tried 2/10
User avatar #32 - antey
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you can fart comfortably or even take a ****
User avatar #28 - neofirefly
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Finally some place to put my balls
User avatar #21 - qqqqqqqqq
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non- adjustable seat
no strut connecting rear hub to seat post, pedal hub looks like a huge weak point
gay ergonomic handlebars
cant change seat out for a comfortable one
2/10 would not pedal
#23 to #21 - anon id: 7cbca8f4
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Webbing in the frame leaves room for seat adjustment; can't tell from the picture if it's actually adjustable.

New age metals make the traditional strut placements unnecessary assuming it's not a super light frame (see dual-suspension mountain bikes which only have a spring support there).

Will still probably cost you the same as a used car though.
#24 to #23 - anon id: 7cbca8f4
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I'm full of ****; angle means the post has gotta be welded to/part of the pivot.
#25 to #24 - gazmus
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this is why nobody likes roadies.
User avatar #64 to #21 - doobiesnax
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Yep, that makes sense, because every prototype ever made weht on market just the way it was...
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User avatar #4 - tenaciousjon
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That thing better lock in the up-right position or you're gonna be falling off of it quite often.