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#117 - mkaymkay (06/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Have you guys ever ridden a bike before? You can stand up without a seat and ride the damn thing...
User avatar #118 to #117 - navywannabe (06/19/2013) [-]
Look where the lock is positioned...it's in between the spokes. I don't think you would get very far.
User avatar #45 - evilanakie (06/19/2013) [+] (12 replies)
put a pillow over the flat bit
be short
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User avatar #48 to #45 - zerosonaku ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
because that REALLY helps the piece of bar in your rear wheel, to not do it's job.
User avatar #130 - guiguito (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i ride bikes standing up, like everyone can
User avatar #133 to #130 - Loppytaffy (06/19/2013) [-]
Spokes.
#76 - robertelee (06/19/2013) [-]
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looks like a torture device for guys

locks around the balls and shaft and ride a stationary bike for hours at a time with the tip of the head dragging the tire
User avatar #63 - doobiesnax (06/19/2013) [-]
This is genius. People have tried to steal my bike and back tires many times in the city, but I use 2 locks to keep that from happening. I would not mind having this kind of seat for that extra protection.
#58 - malakii (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh no! Now thieves will have to just pick it up and take it!
User avatar #135 - fosforgasxiii (06/19/2013) [-]
>not able to adjust the seat
>weak frame
>that is far from a good lock, you can just take it up, walk home and unlock it
>looks like a hipster bike that probably costs over €3000.

0/10 wouldn't buy
#134 - whitie (06/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #129 - srskate (06/19/2013) [-]
Then a women steals it
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User avatar #104 - commanderbunbun (06/19/2013) [-]
like that can stop people from picking it up.
#92 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dear diary,

today OP bought himself a bike that can transform to a dildo he can sit upon.
Thats mighty ghey mah ***** .
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#34 - rillokush (06/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get it
User avatar #32 - antey (06/19/2013) [-]
you can fart comfortably or even take a ****
User avatar #28 - neofirefly (06/19/2013) [-]
Finally some place to put my balls
User avatar #21 - qqqqqqqqq (06/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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non- adjustable seat
no strut connecting rear hub to seat post, pedal hub looks like a huge weak point
gay ergonomic handlebars
cant change seat out for a comfortable one
2/10 would not pedal
#23 to #21 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Webbing in the frame leaves room for seat adjustment; can't tell from the picture if it's actually adjustable.

New age metals make the traditional strut placements unnecessary assuming it's not a super light frame (see dual-suspension mountain bikes which only have a spring support there).

Will still probably cost you the same as a used car though.
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User avatar #4 - tenaciousjon (06/19/2013) [-]
That thing better lock in the up-right position or you're gonna be falling off of it quite often.
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