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#4 - mrshrapnel
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I am the dumb jack who is hung by my own intestines and my body was never found.   
   
wat   
How did they know if my body wasnt found?
I am the dumb jack who is hung by my own intestines and my body was never found.

wat
How did they know if my body wasnt found?
#11 to #4 - stickypuff
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm the dumb jock who was buried alive and never found
#31 - charredenay
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I am the quiet, depressed one who is buried alive but returns from the grave to seek my revenge.    
   
<mfw perhaps grave pun.
I am the quiet, depressed one who is buried alive but returns from the grave to seek my revenge.

<mfw perhaps grave pun.
#48 - rawrysgirl
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I am the lovable geek who commits suicide but nobody cares about my death....
#25 - rimjobmcgee
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I'm a local crazy person, who is shot in the face, and returns from beyond the grave to seek my revenge. Neat
#26 to #25 - Revenge
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Come find me...
#27 to #26 - rimjobmcgee
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(06/18/2013) [-]
So, I'm seeking my revenge, my shows ownership, so either we're lovers or you're my slave?
Either way, I'm on my way
#18 - gmross
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'a a self proclaimed horror nerd who is raped before death at the beginning of the film.... I don't like this game.
#3 - theturkeyburger ONLINE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm the films final girl who returns from the grave seeking revenge and I commit suicide
#1 - therealsuperderpy
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I am the self-declared honor nerd who is burned alive after betraying my friends.

Pleasant.
#55 - randompascoeta
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(06/18/2013) [-]
i am the pot-smoking comedy relief at very start of the film and who is tortured before being killed

#37 - anomorphous
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I'm the local crazy guy who spontaneously combusts while being naughty with my lover.

I guess you could say it got a little nuts, but it was still a hot night.
#36 - magelick
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I am the dumb jock who is tickled to death at the end, when all seemed safe..
#33 - windowsupdate
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I'm the leader of the gang and will have my tongue and eyes ripped out whilst being naughty with my lover!

doesn't matter, had sex
#32 - weirdobullshit
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I'm the local policeman who commits suicide at the end, when all seemed safe?
#30 - roderick
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I am the local crazy person who was tortured before being kill and my body was never found
#29 - xxabbiexx
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I am the dumb jock who is stabbed to death and my body is never found.
I am the dumb jock who is stabbed to death and my body is never found.
#19 - ishallsmiteyou
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I am the local policeman, who is tortured before being killed but returns from the grave to seek my revenge. Coooooooool.
#17 - baglesbites
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I am the pot- smoking comedy relief who is gutted with a chainsaw whilst being naughty with my lover!
Sounds like a fun time to me
#16 - thephilxou
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I am the quiet, depressed one who is dissolved in acid whilst being naughty with my lover!
#15 - htmm
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm the leader of the gang, who spontaneously combusts, acting as human bait so save my secret crush...   
   
   
I'm more of a fan of living to date my secret crush... I need to rethink my horror movie strategie.
I'm the leader of the gang, who spontaneously combusts, acting as human bait so save my secret crush...


I'm more of a fan of living to date my secret crush... I need to rethink my horror movie strategie.
#14 - sparkofinsanity
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm the dumb jock who commits suicide after betraying my friends... Well that's ********, I don't go outside and I don't have friends.
I'm the dumb jock who commits suicide after betraying my friends... Well that's ********, I don't go outside and I don't have friends.
#2 - raikohruins
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I am the local policeman who commits suicide after trying to save the day...