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User avatar #163 - lotengo (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i want to have sauce on the first, second, third and fourth 'fact'
#79 - fennoswede ONLINE (06/17/2013) [+] (17 replies)
WHat? DNA has a 521 year half-life, the sculpture is meaningless!
User avatar #88 to #79 - schneidend ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Wouldn't being frozen and pressurized in a giant container help extend that?
User avatar #67 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wouldn't the iron structure, ya know, rust away to nothing fairly quickly?
User avatar #72 to #67 - infinitereaper (06/17/2013) [-]
Don't know but he put it in the Mariana Trench.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

It's never coming out of there and is lost forever.
User avatar #21 - helenwheels (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone know the name of that documentary?
User avatar #25 to #21 - lolfire (06/17/2013) [-]
The homeless one ?

Reversals of fortune.
#131 - potatophucker (06/17/2013) [-]
As soon as I saw the scalp I was like: " **** yeah, Kurt cobain!"
#130 - azinfoo ONLINE (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why couldn't this guys just wear a blindfold... Or shine a powerful laser in his eyes... or even ******* gouge his eyes out if he wanted to?

There seems to be many other options better than suicide.
#151 to #130 - lordpancake (06/17/2013) [-]
You just can't unsee some **** , man.
User avatar #121 - Fgner (06/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
> Keeping a record of DNA samples of all the animals we can for future preservation and recreation... But putting it in the most inaccessible place on the ******* planet. And it's a massive trench - even if someone THOUGHT to look there, statistically speaking, they wouldn't find it.

> Source? That sounds retarded. I doubt a 14 year old kid's dream is to kill himself. Anyone can say anyone said anything at anytime, it doesn't make it true. Unless you have evidence, don't bother.

> That's actually true.

> So is this. But then again, cheetahs have a 95% infant mortality rate, and demales are often rare. This mother simply has personality traits and a good physical condition allowing her to keep cubs alive for longer. But 10% means nothing, especially if there are only 50 adults. She's only 7, so it can't be that many. Let's say she's had 9 cubs every year for 5 years - that's 45 cubs. Now let's be generous and give her a 10% mortality rate - so she's had ~40 cubs. Like I said, not near as impressive when the statistics are removed. Although still impressive.

> Again, source? Why did it take him 2 years to get terrified and confused? I highly doubt he'd kill himself. In fact, I've seen blind and deaf people get their sight/sound back - they cry tears of joy. They love this new amazing thing they've never had. It's a natural part of existance - and while the beginning might be a little weird to transition since often the missing sense's brain allocation will instead be used to increase perspective abilities of other senses (like advanced echolocation for deaf people), they always snap into a normal place. And they get used to it within a few months (but never lose the appreciation). Designing software for chips to give hearing/sight impaired people is my job... I would know.

> Haven't got a clue, too lazy to Google, and out of characters.
#125 to #121 - floofy ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
1. unless it was attached to a cable and winch   
   
2. were you sheltered when you were 14? kids say some messed up stuff.   
   
3. 10 percent is still 10 percent.   
   
4.  how do you know how people act? i dont much believe this myself either though.   
   
5. no, that pretty much happened. Not quite how they say it though.
1. unless it was attached to a cable and winch

2. were you sheltered when you were 14? kids say some messed up stuff.

3. 10 percent is still 10 percent.

4. how do you know how people act? i dont much believe this myself either though.

5. no, that pretty much happened. Not quite how they say it though.
#100 - mayoroftownsville (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ashoka was a bloodthirsty warlord who massacred non-Buddhists by the thousands.
User avatar #91 - CaptainWaffles (06/17/2013) [-]
Why would you put an IRON sculpture into sea water? That's just asking for instant oxidation.
#64 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
The first one, I have several questions about.
Why? Why do it if you don't expect something so bad to happen that you'll need it?
Second, how will you get it back out?
And finally, won't the iron rust and thus make this futile?
#23 - lilRican (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wait can someone go in-depth with the first one?   
   
How would that bring endangered species back to life exactly?   
   
I might be reading it wrong as well
Wait can someone go in-depth with the first one?

How would that bring endangered species back to life exactly?

I might be reading it wrong as well
#27 to #23 - postmortem (06/17/2013) [-]
Propably cloning or something like that in the future ,
#19 - marticuss (06/17/2013) [-]
Anyone have any sauce on the third one???
#170 - wtfduud (06/17/2013) [-]
This makes me feel deep anger for some reason
#165 - smokeyrp (06/17/2013) [-]
Pfff big deal Cheetah, Charlemagne is the common ancestor off Europeans that means every European is descendant from him... and don't even get me started about Genghis Khan
User avatar #159 - jacefacey (06/17/2013) [-]
First of all, it never said that the Cheetah birthed all of the other Cheetahs it cared for. Secondly, the cheetah probably had two or three very large litters of kittens!
#147 - fourthusername (06/17/2013) [-]
If the blind one is real I feel so sorry for that guy. Imagine being blind your whole life and imagining everything as beautiful. Then on day you have your vision restored and nothing is as nice as you thought it was
User avatar #139 - iliekcereal (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Can someone explain the first one to me? I'm so lost
#5 - joshofsouls ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]


www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xE54zD5hsk
That first one kinda scares me for some reason...
User avatar #4 - therealtjthemedic (06/17/2013) [-]
First one....
i think that was an SCP
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