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User avatar #79 - guymandude (06/17/2013) [-]
"You are chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol"

"Stranger: What odor are your panties?"

good job, lightbulb, making me chuckle once again.

#11 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be 16
>first job at McDonalds
>A guy walks in
>"I would like a burger with pickles, cheese, lettuce, and ketchup"
>"Would you like onions with that sir?"
>"No"
>How dare he disrespect Shrek
>Make burger but spit on it for disrespecting him
>Customer sees
>The customer talks to the manager and I get fired
>I pray to Shrek about my problems
>Hear a faint whisper
>"Your problems will all be ogre soon"
>Get excited cause Shrek heard my prayer
>Go to bed
>Next day I wake up and turn on the news
>There has been a double homicide in my town
>Victims were the customer and manager
>Hear another faint whisper
>"They should've checked themselves before they shrek'd themselves"
#47 to #11 - ICEDgrunge (06/17/2013) [-]
Let this be a lesson to you: Stop while you're ahead.
#84 - Lolzster (06/17/2013) [-]
Well toned, works out a lot, named Fiona...
#67 - triggathepirate (06/17/2013) [+] (18 replies)
ITT best omegles dump.
User avatar #12 - underlois ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
but every time someone asks for kik..and I say no..they leave
#10 - ellokitehsixtynine (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Gave it away at Fiona. But nice job OP 9/10
Gave it away at Fiona. But nice job OP 9/10
#100 - tingaring (06/17/2013) [-]
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#94 - CapnInterwebz (06/17/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I predicted the ending as soon as I saw "fiona"?   
   
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Is it bad that I predicted the ending as soon as I saw "fiona"?

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User avatar #87 - zombiesrule (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Whats a 'kik'?
User avatar #86 - bowservoltaire (06/17/2013) [-]
Shrek is love, shrek is life
#83 - daix (06/17/2013) [-]
Read Zac and had to re read fiona to make sure it wasnt a LoL joke.
#78 - deadpeople (06/17/2013) [-]
Shrek is love
Shrek is life.
#65 - AnomynousUser (06/17/2013) [-]
Whenever he did the mmmmm thing, I thought of Herbert...
User avatar #53 - fuckthepolice (06/17/2013) [-]
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
#52 - theozzman (06/17/2013) [-]
"what odor are your panties?"
Oh, lightbulb, you so silly.
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