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#79 - guymandude
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(06/17/2013) [-]
"You are chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol"

"Stranger: What odor are your panties?"

good job, lightbulb, making me chuckle once again.

#11 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(06/16/2013) [-]
>be 16
>first job at McDonalds
>A guy walks in
>"I would like a burger with pickles, cheese, lettuce, and ketchup"
>"Would you like onions with that sir?"
>"No"
>How dare he disrespect Shrek
>Make burger but spit on it for disrespecting him
>Customer sees
>The customer talks to the manager and I get fired
>I pray to Shrek about my problems
>Hear a faint whisper
>"Your problems will all be ogre soon"
>Get excited cause Shrek heard my prayer
>Go to bed
>Next day I wake up and turn on the news
>There has been a double homicide in my town
>Victims were the customer and manager
>Hear another faint whisper
>"They should've checked themselves before they shrek'd themselves"
#22 to #11 - fuckedbyapony
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Well that was ****
#43 to #22 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(06/16/2013) [-]
thank you
#47 to #11 - ICEDgrunge
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Let this be a lesson to you: Stop while you're ahead.
#84 - Lolzster
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Well toned, works out a lot, named Fiona...
#67 - triggathepirate
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(06/17/2013) [-]
ITT best omegles dump.
#76 to #67 - knowitallfourtytwo
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Not that great, but all I have so far
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I've got a surplus.
#80 to #67 - burndt
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#81 to #80 - triggathepirate
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#89 to #67 - djequalizee [OP]
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I have a whole folder of stuff
#90 to #89 - triggathepirate
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Ha! I have one of those.
#91 to #90 - djequalizee [OP]
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I have fun
#92 to #91 - triggathepirate
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Some of them get deep.
#93 to #92 - djequalizee [OP]
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(06/17/2013) [-]
wat
#95 to #93 - triggathepirate
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#96 to #95 - djequalizee [OP]
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#97 to #96 - triggathepirate
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#98 to #97 - djequalizee [OP]
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#101 to #98 - triggathepirate
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I've had moments with people on the video thing too. That's fun.
#102 to #101 - djequalizee [OP]
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I have too but i'm not prepared to post face
#103 to #102 - triggathepirate
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm not too crazy about showing my milk chocolate face to any joe blow on the internet either. S'why I use my old pal Franco Nero and friends to awkwardly stare down small children and attractive women.
#104 to #103 - djequalizee [OP]
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(06/17/2013) [-]
attractive
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Not always so lucky...


I dunno. Maybe if that gut got a bit of trim.
#12 - underlois
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(06/16/2013) [-]
but every time someone asks for kik..and I say no..they leave
#10 - ellokitehsixtynine
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Gave it away at Fiona. But nice job OP 9/10
Gave it away at Fiona. But nice job OP 9/10
#14 to #10 - opium
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(06/16/2013) [-]
this thread is now supernatural
this thread is now supernatural
#60 to #14 - racrox
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(06/17/2013) [-]
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#70 to #60 - opium
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(06/17/2013) [-]
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#100 - tingaring
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(06/17/2013) [-]
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#94 - CapnInterwebz
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I predicted the ending as soon as I saw "fiona"?   
   
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Is it bad that I predicted the ending as soon as I saw "fiona"?

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#87 - zombiesrule
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Whats a 'kik'?
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#86 - bowservoltaire
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Shrek is love, shrek is life
#83 - daix
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Read Zac and had to re read fiona to make sure it wasnt a LoL joke.
#78 - deadpeople
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Shrek is love
Shrek is life.
#65 - AnomynousUser
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Whenever he did the mmmmm thing, I thought of Herbert...
#53 - fuckthepolice
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
#52 - theozzman
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(06/17/2013) [-]
"what odor are your panties?"
Oh, lightbulb, you so silly.