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#268 - asurasxnight (06/17/2013) [-]
John is right. the moment you start fighting back and fighting back hard. the moment the know not to mess with you.
User avatar #148 - ryukyukids (06/16/2013) [-]
What the hell does being a sing mother have to do with your daughter getting bullied?
#278 - lionti (06/17/2013) [-]
It took me 4 years to do something about my bully when I was in high school. I told teachers, my mum and dad, my older brother and no one could do a thing. About half way through the final year of school I thought "what would be the worst thing if I stood up for myself?" so at the end of lunch one day I grabbed the back of his head and smashed his face into his locker door...his nose didn’t just break it ******* exploded, he fell on the ground with his face in his hands screaming. For the rest of the school year no one ****** with me. The point of this is that a bully can’t be told to leave you alone; you need to make them leave you alone. My only regret is that I didn’t break his nose 4 years sooner.
#272 - Womens Study Major (06/17/2013) [-]
John Williams. Man of the Hour.
#264 - Womens Study Major (06/17/2013) [-]
Bullies lack the empathy to be negotiated with. Just beat the piss out of them. They'll stop being a bully when they cry in front of everyone in class.
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#253 - nyxion (06/16/2013) [-]
I thought you have guns in murica, don't you?
User avatar #205 - highhopes (06/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I had to change school twice when I was younger. The first time, there was this fat girl who made faces at me and made jokes loudly about me when I first entered the classroom. She continued this in the recess, and I didn't quite understand what happened because I had never been bullied before. So I did what felt natural, and I pointed out the things that were wrong about HER. Which was, if I can remember correctly, a LOT. To make a short story even shorter, she had to quit the next year.

The second time I had to move, I was a lot wiser, so I found out who was the toughest guy in the class the first day, and I started a fight with him in front of everyone. Because he didn't want to fight a girl, I "won". No one has ever bothered me where I live now.

If I ever get any kids, I'll advice them to do the same. Show them that you're not a person who takes crap from anyone (but your friends).
User avatar #201 - nitsuan (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I see two ways to deal with bullies:

First option: Ignore them; literally pay them no heed as if they did not exist even if they are directly speaking to you. This infuriates most to where it is actually hilarious, or in my opinion at least. This will send most of them away in time.

Second option: My grandpa once said that if you have a bully that is going to violently act on you or just wont go no matter how hard you try "Use those god given fist and make sure he never comes back".

I'm not big on the idea of violence, but sometimes you have to send the message!
#199 - thecommittee (06/16/2013) [-]
I got bullied allot in elementary school, I never did a thing and later, when i got out of elementary school, I went to a different middle school than all of them. There where a few of them in my new middle school and I tried to hold a grudge for a bit before realizing it was silly, they had all gotten over there hate for me and so did I. These days none bullies exept on rare occasions, when it dose happen I make such a huge disruptive deal out of it without getting physical that they have to do something. The one time this hasn't worked was when the one asshole stole my amazing super badass safari hat in the last weeks of school this year, I went full detective on his ass and proved unequivocally that he stole it but the school never managed to get him to give it back, just didn't care enough. sad thing is the hat was quite old and given to me by an elderly friend of my dads so i won't be able to get another one just like it.

Pic related, my hat looked a bit like this.
#198 - mjdjoy (06/16/2013) [-]
I had a bully....Once..
#106 - ohokay (06/16/2013) [-]
When I was younger I was bullied, then I started cracking jokes and all was good.
User avatar #102 - nraghrudi (06/16/2013) [-]
I was bullied when I was a little boy.
I told my father that I was being bullied and hated school because of it. He replied: "If you come home with a slip where it says that you hit another kid, I will sign with a smile on my face."
I wasn't bullied after that.

Also www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs
How much do you think he was bullied after that?
User avatar #97 - sonicg (06/16/2013) [-]
Never really had a 'problem' with bullies per say, rather there was a few kids here and there that thought they were cool and would talk **** to me. My method of dealing with them, since I was always taller than them; Stand up, get in their face making sure you're speaking loud enough so they can't get a word in edgewise and just keep walking forward enough to where they trip and fall or try to push you, if they push you cock that meaty fist of your back and lodge it in their face (bonus points if their head bounces off of something like a locker). Sure, you might get suspended from school or something, but it's worth it because the 'bully' and his friends won't ever **** with you again.
#92 - trishmay (06/16/2013) [-]
When I was in high school, I was bullied for being an out lesbian. Teachers would torment me, as well as security personnel. What actually helped me was forcing the principals to do something. I would cut class and go to the office as often as it took until something was done. By my last year of high school, I was one of the most popular students, and, when other kids had problems, my school did something about it.
User avatar #83 - ritzrules (06/16/2013) [-]
*thunderous applause*
User avatar #24 - LassieIsCool ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I kept being called a ranga at school, all I would do is have a to walk past and someone would yell it out.

I ended up kicking some guy in the dick and bruised it.

No one called me a ranga from then on.
#19 - Womens Study Major (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've got a few stories involving standing up to 'bullies' if anyone wants to hear them?
#14 - Womens Study Major (06/16/2013) [-]
Used to have trouble with bullies at high school until I stubbed a cigarette on his face.Even better the guy is repeating the school year because of the whole incident.
#12 - Womens Study Major (06/16/2013) [-]
-In front of math class showing scrubs how to do smart ppl **** (high school)
-Fatty kid that messes with nerds flicking coins and trash at me whole time
-wasn't on bad terms with him but he liked to be a dick
-as I walk to my seat in back of class I go down his row
-when I turn to get in my seat I spin around fast-like putting all my momentum into it
-heavy ass math book hard cover full force back of his fat head
-mfw he look like he was bout to throw up and couldn't focus his eyes XD
-mfw week later he tells me doc said he had concussion
-genuinely felt bad bout it for a while
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