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#298 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
bunch of ******* ******* all yall. ***** ass bitches, I was a bully and when mother ******* tried to come back at me they got put down like the bitches they were. id woop everyone of you pussies on this site, your all 12 year old bitch ****** . anyone tell me where they live and i'll come knock your ass out, I ******* dare you.
User avatar #306 to #298 - KazumaKyu (06/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#281 - lambocj (06/17/2013) [-]
<----- my school.
<----- my school.
#263 - gardenjustice (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in middle school
>Me and friends are sort of juvenile, play tag in the yard
>Mondo-negro decides to trip two of my friends
>His fat ass tripped while tripping and fell in a puddle
>I walk up to him despite my friends telling me not to
>"Hey why'd you trip my friends"
>"I know this cracker isn't talking to me"
>He walks away
>Kick a can out of frustration
>Can lands to the right of him
>Friend starts screaming OH **** he kicked a can at you
>Kid is two feet taller than me, whole school yard crowds around me chanting fight
>Bell rings
>"Sorry man, I have to get to class."
>"Oh he's gotta get to class--"
>Kid stops his sentence short and punches me full force
>Didn't even flinch
>Kid looked horrified and was suspended for a week
>MFW I was suspended for kicking a can
#277 to #263 - logickid (06/17/2013) [-]
Cool story bro.
User avatar #349 - tazerjmarks (06/19/2013) [-]
I did the same thing, Punched him and to this day never bullied again.
User avatar #317 - awesomenessdefined (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you tried to bully back a kid nowadays, he comes back with friends. If he isn't a real bully, he'll try and save pride by saying something like 'You're not worth it'

Either way the answer is to keep beating the **** out of him. Be the Bully.
User avatar #297 - AnomynousUser (06/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me in grade school
>Kid 2 grades above me starts bullying my friend
>I jump on his back and go *******
>Get black eye, other kid gets in a lot of trouble with the principal and I only have to do a day or two of lunch duty
>Never get bullied before or after that incident

I'm not sure if it's because I stood up for my friend, or because I am one of those people who makes it obvious that I don't care for what others think of me, but I was never directly bullied... And if I was, they didn't do it well enough for me to remember.
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#238 - racrox (06/16/2013) [-]
That is pretty damn true, used to get bullied or &quot;bullied&quot; I suppose I could say as it wasn't to a very extreme extent (I never got expressly beat up but I did get punched, called names, etc.), one day one guy pushed me and out of a really random impulse I just turned around and clocked him right in the face.   
   
I'm not a violent guy, nor was I a violent kid, but once I did that nobody 						******					 with me. I didn't even get in trouble because the principle had known me for 4 years and knew that that 						****					 happened all the time.
That is pretty damn true, used to get bullied or "bullied" I suppose I could say as it wasn't to a very extreme extent (I never got expressly beat up but I did get punched, called names, etc.), one day one guy pushed me and out of a really random impulse I just turned around and clocked him right in the face.

I'm not a violent guy, nor was I a violent kid, but once I did that nobody ****** with me. I didn't even get in trouble because the principle had known me for 4 years and knew that that **** happened all the time.
User avatar #235 - chiefrunnyjeans (06/16/2013) [-]
wow. Instead of actually helping her daughter she exploited her bullied daughter for likes? What a ******* bitch.
#229 - musicalninja ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Why couldn't this guy be my principal?!

#224 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Am I too late to bring up the fact that the second comment calls for a flogging?
#174 - dolphinwing (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What that man is very true and no one wants to listen cuz they don't want their kids to be violent or get in trouble. I would know cuz I was bullied by virtually everyone in my school, only 2 other kids actually liked me. I stood up for myself a few times and got in trouble. Then in high school I was sexually harassed a lot so I had to defend myself cuz even after telling teachers no one did **** . It finally it ended when I stabbed a kid with a pencil (it just so happened that it was freshly sharpened and in my hand when he almost ****** my chest) Kids need to defend themselves, it's unfortunate but no one is going to help you except yourself.
User avatar #172 - HarvietheDinkle (06/16/2013) [-]
I used to be the bully.

Take out your anger on me if you want, FJ. Probably deserve it (even though it was like 3rd grade)
User avatar #168 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
My parents always told me, if I ever get bullied, tell the teachers. If they don't do **** about it, I can beat the **** out of him and if the school will make him the victim they will defend me.
Luckily I didn't get much bullying even as someone who dresses differently than the normal so I never had to make any moves about it.
User avatar #154 - arkytior (06/16/2013) [-]
I was hitting bullies with books.
User avatar #70 - uhidk (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i remember trying to break up a fight in school.

i got punched in the face and sent to the principal.
User avatar #64 - foreversevenfold (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My brother told me this story:
>gym class
>kid gets picked on a lot cause he looks kinda nerdy
> My brother wants to help but he knows the only way the problem is solved is if the other kid does something
>tells him to stick up for himself
>One week later
>After class
>Kid is being made fun of
>Bully proceeds to go to the urinal
>Nerdy kid sneaks up behind him and pushes him into his own pee stream
>Piss all over the bully's shirt
>Had to call his mom to get a new shirt
>Kid hasn't been harassed since
User avatar #52 - obesefury (06/16/2013) [-]
There was a dude who joined our class and immediatly started bullying me just because everyone else did. At some point he started hitting me and beating me up whenever no one was around. He was a lot taller than me and pretty fat which meant a lot of force behind the punches. He did this for about 8 months (I told the teachers who didn't do **** and I told my parents who didn't do **** but tell me to tell the teachers).

Then one day he locked the classroom door and walked over to me with a big ******* smile on his face.
And I snapped I started punching his face in and kicking his legs. He got so surprised that he stumbled up against the blackboard and I smashed his head against the blackboard. He fell to the ground and looked scared as hell and I just stood there looking. Then I grabbed my stuff and left.
He left our school 3 weeks later.

The worst thing is, after that I always wanted so ******* badly to get into a fight again, I didn't even care whether or not I'd lose. But I never got in any fights again and my current boyfriend doesn't wanna fight me for fun because he's afraid of hurting me.
User avatar #40 - walalalabangbang (06/16/2013) [-]
Wish it was old-school again where you can have a little fist fight and no one had to pay medical bills and **** like that.
User avatar #32 - GnRNoD (06/16/2013) [-]
I never had a problem with bullies until I started at a new school and became friends with "the losers" I defended them... Long story short the next year we were all friends.
Also to make a note this was a very VERY poor public school.
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