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#338 - spetsnazvymple (06/17/2013) [-]
i had a bully once.


once
#298 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
bunch of ******* faggots all yall. pussy ass bitches, I was a bully and when mother ******* tried to come back at me they got put down like the bitches they were. id woop everyone of you pussies on this site, your all 12 year old bitch ****** . anyone tell me where they live and i'll come knock your ass out, I ******* dare you.
User avatar #306 to #298 - KazumaKyu ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #291 - useroftheLOLZ (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>be bullied throughout gradeschool
>Last day of school getting bullied hard core by main bully **** head
> ************ starts bragging about how he ****** up my only two friends, so that they would no longer be friends with me
> ***************************** .gif
>For some reason, ************ starts beating me
>Something inside me snaps, as I realize that my friends went through this same **** , and yet still want to be with me
> ******* blackout
>Wake up
>Standing over bully with bruised knuckles, a ton of bruises on body, and covered in cuts
>Bully is out stone cold like a ******* rock, seriously, I thought I had killed him
>Teachers run over, horrified by what I did, even though they all knew he had it coming
>Bully ends up with a number of bruises, a couple broken bones, and a concussion
>Swear to myself that I would never loose control again, by never fighting again
>Enter Jr. High
>Old bullies **** off
>Get bullied bullied by a psychotic ************ and his redneck hick **** buddy
> ************ beats me, book checks me, ***** with my locker, shoves me down stairs occasionally
>I pent up anger over the course of three years
>Become freshmen
User avatar #304 to #299 - useroftheLOLZ (06/17/2013) [-]
**** , don goofed, my two friends left when I entered Jr. High
#281 - lambocj (06/17/2013) [-]
<----- my school.
<----- my school.
#263 - gardenjustice (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in middle school
>Me and friends are sort of juvenile, play tag in the yard
>Mondo-negro decides to trip two of my friends
>His fat ass tripped while tripping and fell in a puddle
>I walk up to him despite my friends telling me not to
>"Hey why'd you trip my friends"
>"I know this cracker isn't talking to me"
>He walks away
>Kick a can out of frustration
>Can lands to the right of him
>Friend starts screaming OH **** he kicked a can at you
>Kid is two feet taller than me, whole school yard crowds around me chanting fight
>Bell rings
>"Sorry man, I have to get to class."
>"Oh he's gotta get to class--"
>Kid stops his sentence short and punches me full force
>Didn't even flinch
>Kid looked horrified and was suspended for a week
>MFW I was suspended for kicking a can
#277 to #263 - logickid (06/17/2013) [-]
Cool story bro.
#256 - swedishassassin (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Gun-Control activists would disagree with this logic.   
   
(yes, I am a douche for bringing up a pointless argument; I understand)
Gun-Control activists would disagree with this logic.

(yes, I am a douche for bringing up a pointless argument; I understand)
#248 - xXxCenturionxXx (06/16/2013) [-]
I got ice cream from my mom for beating up two kids that bullied me. One of them is one of  my closest friends today.
I got ice cream from my mom for beating up two kids that bullied me. One of them is one of my closest friends today.
#236 - ScruffytheJanitor (06/16/2013) [-]
As my dad taught me, fill a sock with quarters and hit that ***** in the face with it.
#222 - hauntzor (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm starting college this year and I'd like to get a degree in education and become a teacher, possibly at the high school level.

It really pisses me off how so many school officials underplay bullying situations even when they themselves are the ones pushing for its prevention in their own environments. I'm determined to not become as apathetic as today's educators about issues like this. If a student comes up to me with a bullying problem, I'm investigating the **** out of that **** no matter what. If it ends up getting me in trouble because of some bitchy parents, so be it, but I'm not about to set another bad example to new generations of students that teachers can't intervene properly with bullying problems.
#216 - freshbakedrolls (06/16/2013) [-]
It was 7th grade and I was tall and a manly looking girl, you know awkward stages. A lot of people would tell me how ugly I was and I was to the point where I would eat lunch in the bathroom to avoid bullies (I know I shouldn't have done this but I was young and stupid). One day when I was walking to class one of my normal bully, Austin, decided it was time for me to cry. So he came up to me called me all the usual names, ugly, stupid, man-woman, transvestite. And then he touched me by grabbing my face and pulling down really hard. I was bigger than him so I took that mother 						******					 and knocked him into the lockers so hard he fell to the ground in pain. The the bang was so loud the crowded hallway stopped and stared. Not one teacher said a word as I walked to my class.    
   
I was never bullied again. ever.
It was 7th grade and I was tall and a manly looking girl, you know awkward stages. A lot of people would tell me how ugly I was and I was to the point where I would eat lunch in the bathroom to avoid bullies (I know I shouldn't have done this but I was young and stupid). One day when I was walking to class one of my normal bully, Austin, decided it was time for me to cry. So he came up to me called me all the usual names, ugly, stupid, man-woman, transvestite. And then he touched me by grabbing my face and pulling down really hard. I was bigger than him so I took that mother ****** and knocked him into the lockers so hard he fell to the ground in pain. The the bang was so loud the crowded hallway stopped and stared. Not one teacher said a word as I walked to my class.

I was never bullied again. ever.
User avatar #214 - jdawgydawg (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in my honest opinion, elders, including teachers, should legally be allowed to 'spank' or 'beat' kids in school who misbehave. that will teach kids how to shut their mouth and act in an appropriate manner
#204 - obnoxygen (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Freshman year in high school
>Best friend with fat piutbull looking cunt
>Get first boyfriend
>She gets upset and jealous
>Bitch decides to end friendship.
>She makes my life a living hell
>Tells everyone I'm a whore and a skank, threatens me, turns everyone against me
>Everyone makes fun of me
~Fast forward to junior year~
>I have contacted teachers and board of Ed
>They won't do ****
>Tried standing up for myself, get the **** beaten out of me
I'm confused guys... advice?
#220 to #218 - thecommittee (06/16/2013) [-]
and make sure not to get emotional, acknowledge them with complete and utter apathy, be reasonable when calling them out so your teacher dose not lump you in with them. and remember not to seek vengeance, its better to just get them to stop and leave them be
+1
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User avatar #148 - ryukyukids (06/16/2013) [-]
What the hell does being a sing mother have to do with your daughter getting bullied?
#134 - vegetatheprince (06/16/2013) [-]
&gt;I had this kid TORTURE me(verbally/mentally) through out middle school and high school. fat, dumb kid, idk why he even said 						****					, he was rock bottom himself.(looking back, idk why I let it get me, but I know it permanently 						****					 me up in the head now, I'm super self conscious since)   
&gt;said nothing back, just ignored it all the time. I personally knew he probably needed it, but it still hurts, yo.   
&gt;He's a friend of one my good friends, and once found myself hanging out with him   
&gt;started talking 						****					   
&gt;#						********					gay						****					   
&gt;drove him into the wall infront of everyone   
&gt;mfw it only made it worse.   
   
&gt;changed up until recently where he got a 						*******					 grip on himself   
&gt;we're sorta chill now
>I had this kid TORTURE me(verbally/mentally) through out middle school and high school. fat, dumb kid, idk why he even said **** , he was rock bottom himself.(looking back, idk why I let it get me, but I know it permanently **** me up in the head now, I'm super self conscious since)
>said nothing back, just ignored it all the time. I personally knew he probably needed it, but it still hurts, yo.
>He's a friend of one my good friends, and once found myself hanging out with him
>started talking ****
># ******** gay ****
>drove him into the wall infront of everyone
>mfw it only made it worse.

>changed up until recently where he got a ******* grip on himself
>we're sorta chill now
User avatar #119 - entarasu ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
'aaaa dont stop i like it' this is the way you get rid of them
User avatar #81 - screamingdemon ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That's not gonna work very well if it's a gang, which it usually is in my experience.
#62 - delivering (06/16/2013) [-]
I was bullied for most of elementary school.

At first, I mostly ignored them, because it was only verbal, but after that when they actually started physically attacking me, I attacked back. I once almost smashed a kid's head with a nearby brick.

It didn't help. Me physically retaliating just egged them on, and they started doing it even out of school.

Only when I started completely ignoring them - not even recognizing their presence - did they actually stop. It took a while, but they just lost interest, and moved on.

I just wanted to say this, because in my experience, the reverse thing happened.

And before you even ask - of course the teachers were useless. Does it even need saying?
User avatar #21 - dragonforcegirl (06/16/2013) [-]
My dad tried a similar tactic with his girlfriend's son.
Children have a legal right to feel safe at school and the school have a legal obligation to protect them. He went to the school and they did nothing so my dad told him to kick the **** out of them.
The school can't to **** in that scenario, because they are the ones who have failed to fulfil their responsibility.
User avatar #15 - weenieandthebutt (06/16/2013) [-]
Just when you think the power of likes will save Africa or cure cancer, it can apparently abolish bullying too. I agree with the guy and just as you can't tell rapists to stop raping or to tell offenders to stop stealing, abusing etc, you can't tell bullies to stop bullying. Victims should be allowed to hit back without getting into trouble since it's still a form of self-defense. Sometimes you just have to beat the **** out of them and put them in their place, only then they'd fear you or even respect you. The only time I'd say it's a bad idea to fight back is if you're dealing with a whole gang of them where if you beat up one, the rest of the vindictive lot will seek revenge.

Teachers in general seriously need to do more about bullying other than their stupid little peaceful awareness **** . They need to seriously expel bullies so that they don't cause any harm (or even disruption) towards a widespread class. Rather than give them the usual detention where they'll come out looking even more of that 'badass', they should enforce punishments that are painfully humiliating. For them, there is no punishment worse than hurting their pride.
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