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#338 - spetsnazvymple (06/17/2013) [-]
i had a bully once.


once
#298 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
bunch of ******* faggots all yall. pussy ass bitches, I was a bully and when mother ******* tried to come back at me they got put down like the bitches they were. id woop everyone of you pussies on this site, your all 12 year old bitch ****** . anyone tell me where they live and i'll come knock your ass out, I ******* dare you.
User avatar #306 to #298 - KazumaKyu (06/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #291 - useroftheLOLZ (06/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>be bullied throughout gradeschool
>Last day of school getting bullied hard core by main bully **** head
> ************ starts bragging about how he ****** up my only two friends, so that they would no longer be friends with me
> ***************************** .gif
>For some reason, ************ starts beating me
>Something inside me snaps, as I realize that my friends went through this same **** , and yet still want to be with me
> ******* blackout
>Wake up
>Standing over bully with bruised knuckles, a ton of bruises on body, and covered in cuts
>Bully is out stone cold like a ******* rock, seriously, I thought I had killed him
>Teachers run over, horrified by what I did, even though they all knew he had it coming
>Bully ends up with a number of bruises, a couple broken bones, and a concussion
>Swear to myself that I would never loose control again, by never fighting again
>Enter Jr. High
>Old bullies **** off
>Get bullied bullied by a psychotic ************ and his redneck hick **** buddy
> ************ beats me, book checks me, ***** with my locker, shoves me down stairs occasionally
>I pent up anger over the course of three years
>Become freshmen
User avatar #304 to #299 - useroftheLOLZ (06/17/2013) [-]
**** , don goofed, my two friends left when I entered Jr. High
User avatar #283 - mrnoodlez (06/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If I ever have children I am going to teach them to stand up to bullies, then they can tell the teacher AFTER that little **** is lying in a pool of blood. I wouldn't punish my own children for defending themselves.
User avatar #332 to #326 - mrnoodlez (06/17/2013) [-]
No, I had a tight group of friends and I was 6 ft, 210 lbs in high school, so I was no small, weak kid to begin with. I have been bullied before and I would stand up to them with my friends close by and they knew it. Bullies won't react to threats or adult intervention unless you have your force presented in front of them, or until you beat the **** out of their face to let them know that there are consequences for thinking they can push people around. I would rather defend those who couldn't defend themselves than be a bully and make everyone hate me.

The issue with todays society is that if one kid decks a bully, next thing you know the school suspends both of them and the kid who defended himself is getting sued by the county for battery.
#281 - lambocj (06/17/2013) [-]
<----- my school.
<----- my school.
#276 - lambocj (06/17/2013) [-]
You must train your kid how to fight. No matter what.
You must train your kid how to fight. No matter what.
#268 - asurasxnight (06/17/2013) [-]
John is right. the moment you start fighting back and fighting back hard. the moment the know not to mess with you.
#263 - gardenjustice (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in middle school
>Me and friends are sort of juvenile, play tag in the yard
>Mondo-negro decides to trip two of my friends
>His fat ass tripped while tripping and fell in a puddle
>I walk up to him despite my friends telling me not to
>"Hey why'd you trip my friends"
>"I know this cracker isn't talking to me"
>He walks away
>Kick a can out of frustration
>Can lands to the right of him
>Friend starts screaming OH **** he kicked a can at you
>Kid is two feet taller than me, whole school yard crowds around me chanting fight
>Bell rings
>"Sorry man, I have to get to class."
>"Oh he's gotta get to class--"
>Kid stops his sentence short and punches me full force
>Didn't even flinch
>Kid looked horrified and was suspended for a week
>MFW I was suspended for kicking a can
#277 to #263 - logickid (06/17/2013) [-]
Cool story bro.
#256 - swedishassassin (06/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Gun-Control activists would disagree with this logic.   
   
(yes, I am a douche for bringing up a pointless argument; I understand)
Gun-Control activists would disagree with this logic.

(yes, I am a douche for bringing up a pointless argument; I understand)
User avatar #214 - jdawgydawg (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in my honest opinion, elders, including teachers, should legally be allowed to 'spank' or 'beat' kids in school who misbehave. that will teach kids how to shut their mouth and act in an appropriate manner
User avatar #184 - ningyoaijin (06/16/2013) [-]
I was bullied relentlessly in primary and early middle school, but then I got fed up and the last kid to call me fat got strangled, his face smashed through a door and scraped half a mile down a brick wall, and his arse thrown down two flights of stairs. Got the police called onto me, but they did **** all and I ended up being left completely alone from then onwards.
+1
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User avatar #156 - awesomeruben (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Im Reading all these comments, did everybody in FJ get bullied??
User avatar #151 - killerliquid (06/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The TCDSB has a strict rule about bullying where, if you bully you get expelled, then if you bully again, you get expelled once again. Now if you were to bully a third time, you're kicked out of the whole school board.
User avatar #148 - ryukyukids (06/16/2013) [-]
What the hell does being a sing mother have to do with your daughter getting bullied?
User avatar #81 - screamingdemon ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That's not gonna work very well if it's a gang, which it usually is in my experience.
#62 - delivering (06/16/2013) [-]
I was bullied for most of elementary school.

At first, I mostly ignored them, because it was only verbal, but after that when they actually started physically attacking me, I attacked back. I once almost smashed a kid's head with a nearby brick.

It didn't help. Me physically retaliating just egged them on, and they started doing it even out of school.

Only when I started completely ignoring them - not even recognizing their presence - did they actually stop. It took a while, but they just lost interest, and moved on.

I just wanted to say this, because in my experience, the reverse thing happened.

And before you even ask - of course the teachers were useless. Does it even need saying?
#61 - sparkysparkybooman (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I rememmber my freshman year of HS. basically there was this douche who pissed off all my friends (he messed with my GF, he made extremely racist remarks towards certain friends, he'd follow us around and try to start **** etc.) Since I had been in fights before and they never really solve much, they kinda make more drama, I decided to report these events to the principal(s). After me and 5 other witnesses telling the principal(s) multiple times of the course of a few weeks (even the kids GF came in with text messages of the kid bragging about it) they didn't do **** . So basically one day my friends and I confront the kid, tell him he needs to stop or **** will end bad, and he threw a punch at my friend. My friend blocked it, hit the kid twice in the face, then started to literally smash his face against a concrete wall until he blacked out. Let me just say, this was the best momement of my life. The kids face was ****** UP. Blood was literally POURING out of his mouth (his teeth had cut his gums), he spit out a tooth, and could barely walk. I found out the next day he had a severe concussion, stiches on the inside of his mouth, and lost a couple teeth. ******* great day.

Only stupid thing was, the kid came back the next day and kept talking **** . But it didn't matter, whenever he would talk people would just laugh at him, he looked like his face was put in a blender.
#26 - PedoBearFTW (06/16/2013) [-]
This didn't happen in school, but it was still basically the same moral.   
I was on a playground once, and made a new friend. He was a pretty heavy guy, and this kid and his friends were picking on him, and I saw him push my fat friend on the ground. They were all laughing, and as they were leaving, I confronted the bully. I said &quot;Why are you picking on him? He didn't do anything to you.&quot; He elbows me in the nose, and I just lost it. I punched him square in the face, and he ran off to his mom crying. His friends didn't want to talk to the snot-nosed crying little 						****					, and his parents made him come over and apologize to me. It was awesome.
This didn't happen in school, but it was still basically the same moral.
I was on a playground once, and made a new friend. He was a pretty heavy guy, and this kid and his friends were picking on him, and I saw him push my fat friend on the ground. They were all laughing, and as they were leaving, I confronted the bully. I said "Why are you picking on him? He didn't do anything to you." He elbows me in the nose, and I just lost it. I punched him square in the face, and he ran off to his mom crying. His friends didn't want to talk to the snot-nosed crying little **** , and his parents made him come over and apologize to me. It was awesome.
User avatar #21 - dragonforcegirl (06/16/2013) [-]
My dad tried a similar tactic with his girlfriend's son.
Children have a legal right to feel safe at school and the school have a legal obligation to protect them. He went to the school and they did nothing so my dad told him to kick the **** out of them.
The school can't to **** in that scenario, because they are the ones who have failed to fulfil their responsibility.
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