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#27 - inkfox (06/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>My high school   
>Kid gets picked on a lot   
>one day the biggest of the bullies stands in his way at the door.   
>He's holding it shut and standing in front of it   
>Demands kids phone and money to get into class   
>This Kid was late often and was on his last warning   
>Still refused to give phone   
>Bully tries to grab phone from kids hand   
>I swear to the lord almighty...   
>This kid "THIS IS SPARTA'D" the bully in the chest   
>The whole door 						*******					 came off it's hinges   
>Teacher is just sitting at his desk looking at a kid lying on the door,which is lying on the floor   
>Our faces when this kid just kicked a kid three times his size through a brand new thick hardwood door,no rusted/loose hinges or anything like that   
>No one even looks at him funny now...
>My high school
>Kid gets picked on a lot
>one day the biggest of the bullies stands in his way at the door.
>He's holding it shut and standing in front of it
>Demands kids phone and money to get into class
>This Kid was late often and was on his last warning
>Still refused to give phone
>Bully tries to grab phone from kids hand
>I swear to the lord almighty...
>This kid "THIS IS SPARTA'D" the bully in the chest
>The whole door ******* came off it's hinges
>Teacher is just sitting at his desk looking at a kid lying on the door,which is lying on the floor
>Our faces when this kid just kicked a kid three times his size through a brand new thick hardwood door,no rusted/loose hinges or anything like that
>No one even looks at him funny now...
#7 - papastalin (06/16/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Shame it does not work like that when you are older (in high school for instance). Fighting can easily get you arrested, at least in the school I went to, so you have to either find other ways of resolving the matter or at least settle the matter outside of school.
User avatar #8 to #7 - disturbingirony (06/16/2013) [-]
There's a world of difference between self defense and fighting.
#28 - prepareyourself (06/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What's sad is my school punishes us for self defense. We're not even supposed to block the hits.
#30 - oosulley (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because bullies always obey the rule that '1000 likes means I cant bully this person anymore'
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#59 - Wumbologist (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Mommy, I'm being bullied at school. Is there anything you can do to stop it?"   
"Of course, sweetie! I've already made a facebook post about it!"   
   
"Hey bully, look at all these likes on facebook!"   
"Oh gee Susie, I'm sorry for bullying you. You wanna get ice cream later?"   
"Boy, would I!"   
   
Holy 						****					, when did parents stop 						*******					 helping their kids and start facebook whoring?
"Mommy, I'm being bullied at school. Is there anything you can do to stop it?"
"Of course, sweetie! I've already made a facebook post about it!"

"Hey bully, look at all these likes on facebook!"
"Oh gee Susie, I'm sorry for bullying you. You wanna get ice cream later?"
"Boy, would I!"

Holy **** , when did parents stop ******* helping their kids and start facebook whoring?
#29 - huehuehueone (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
in my school if you were to defend yourself like that you would be crucified and charged with assault
User avatar #55 - sashathefolx (06/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I remember back in Elementary school there was this fat **** kid named Jacob who used to pick on me every day. He'd push me, pull my hair, spit in my face, and even kick me after he had pushed me down. I told the teacher every day and all she'd say is "Sweetie, Jacob has special needs. I can't punish him." So finally my mom got involved and told the school that if they didn't do anything they'd regret it. Well just as above, the school didn't do jack **** .
So finally one day, on picture day, I wore a pretty flower dress to school and my mom braided my hair and put a flower in it. Jacob made a beeline straight to me and pushed me down. The then took the flower out of my hair and stepped on it. He said "You're ugly so stop trying to be pretty like all the other girls." I remember standing back up, holding back tears and punching him square in the face. But after a full school year's worth of bullying I didn't stop. I beat the living **** out of that kid. I punched him in the face, I pushed him to the ground, climbed on top of him and punched him over and over again. Then finally as the teacher was pulled me off of him, I started to kick my legs. I made direct contact with his fat ******* face, knocked his ass out cold. My mom was called and she said "Well maybe next time when a student is being bullied you'll do something." and then hung up the phone.

Jacob never bullied me from that point on.
User avatar #115 - drunkasaurus (06/16/2013) [-]
"Don't try to bully me, do you even know how many likes my mom got on facebook? ***** please..."
#169 - Fuzzymarsupial ONLINE (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Long, but a good read and very much related.
User avatar #125 - truelunar (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>go to JR High one day.
>bully starts hitting me in the hallway in front of the teachers and security cameras
>teachers tell him to stop
>he keeps on hitting me in the back and back of my head
>*pure rage*
>grab pencil out of my pocket and turn around to fast for him to think and stab him in arm.
>I get charged with asault.
>go to court i get 48hrs of comunity service.
>bully gets of free.
>strikes fear into kids.
>10th grade now and still sometimes see people flich when i ask my freind for a pencil.
>dealwithit.jpg
#77 - davvi (06/16/2013) [-]
wow, these likes will help a lot
wow, these likes will help a lot
#295 - stubbyftw (06/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Bullies beware.
Bullies beware.
#86 - hydromatic (06/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And then all of the bully's friends beat the living **** out of you.
#78 - angelious (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
telling to teachers dont usually help for **** .


for instance in our school my mother specially went to talk with the principal because my sister was getting so badly bullied that she no longer wanted to go to school and the principal just replied

"there is no bullying in my school"
#45 - jakatackka (06/16/2013) [-]
Too bad nowadays many schools are lazy as **** and suspend all parties involved. True story, I nearly got suspended in third grade for standing up to a group of kids that were bullying another kid. I didn't hit them, I just shouted at them to cut it out.
#246 - triggathepirate (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
One does not simply assert one's self to bullies nowadays. This is not the 80s. The concept of honor and mutual respect is far from gone. You fight someone and win you bet your ass they're coming back with a sore ass and more friends. Depending on where you're at someone could end up dead.   
Solution is kill em first. But that isn't that easy.
One does not simply assert one's self to bullies nowadays. This is not the 80s. The concept of honor and mutual respect is far from gone. You fight someone and win you bet your ass they're coming back with a sore ass and more friends. Depending on where you're at someone could end up dead.
Solution is kill em first. But that isn't that easy.
User avatar #144 - mrfourtysevenman (06/16/2013) [-]
i had a bully
u know what i did about it?
I SHAT IN HIS MAILBOX
why? you ask?
because i watch him day and night,
i know he doesnt look when he reaches his hand in.
User avatar #73 - pwnagraphy (06/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, 16, sophomore year
>Always picked on for being overweight even though I lift and run often
>get the **** kicked out of me often
>Never do **** about it, too beta
>Have friendgirl (known her for 10 years) who dates main asshole
>says he's only "joking around"
>Bitch this ****** damn near drowned me in a lake and threatens me with a knife
>after gym class, in locker room
>Main ****** and co. shove me against locker
>main ****** asks me if I've been hanging with friendgirl
>y-yes...
>knife across the face, still have the scar
>later tell friendgirl what happened
>she just ******* laughs and says that if I go to anybody she will never speak to me again
>Get license, dads old car for 17th bday
>Half day, leave to pick up little bro from elementary
>little bro is 10, autistic slightly, I'm protective as ****
>see Main ****** walking past him
>I swear to ******* god....
>Didn't feel like going around, he ******* pushes little bro to the ground
>Get out of car, deciding either help little bro up or pound this ****** into oblivion
>This **** is dead
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User avatar #80 to #79 - pwnagraphy (06/16/2013) [-]
>next day get call from friendgirl
>she never wants to see or hear from me again, called cops
>tell her my side, she doesn't give a ****
>Cop shows up at house
>cousin
>He tells me court would have me ****** , prison for a few years....
>....but they found nothing connecting me to his brutal ass-whooping
> ******* .jpg
>Tells me he's proud I stood up for myself and my family
>If it ever happens again like this he'll take me in though

Asshole is now fat, Friendgirl is addicted to meth, And I'm still beta bearmode
#48 - dinosaurballs (06/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>In class
>Sub teacher totally obvious
>Need to go to the bathroom
>6 ft giant obese ****** bully stands in the door way purposely blocking my path
>I'm 5',2'' and try to push him away
>Squeeze myself between his lard and the door way and he starts to crush me
>MFW I grab the scissors next to us and start to stab at his belly.
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