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#27 - inkfox
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(06/16/2013) [-]
>My high school   
>Kid gets picked on a lot   
>one day the biggest of the bullies stands in his way at the door.   
>He's holding it shut and standing in front of it   
>Demands kids phone and money to get into class   
>This Kid was late often and was on his last warning   
>Still refused to give phone   
>Bully tries to grab phone from kids hand   
>I swear to the lord almighty...   
>This kid "THIS IS SPARTA'D" the bully in the chest   
>The whole door ******* came off it's hinges   
>Teacher is just sitting at his desk looking at a kid lying on the door,which is lying on the floor   
>Our faces when this kid just kicked a kid three times his size through a brand new thick hardwood door,no rusted/loose hinges or anything like that   
>No one even looks at him funny now...
>My high school
>Kid gets picked on a lot
>one day the biggest of the bullies stands in his way at the door.
>He's holding it shut and standing in front of it
>Demands kids phone and money to get into class
>This Kid was late often and was on his last warning
>Still refused to give phone
>Bully tries to grab phone from kids hand
>I swear to the lord almighty...
>This kid "THIS IS SPARTA'D" the bully in the chest
>The whole door ******* came off it's hinges
>Teacher is just sitting at his desk looking at a kid lying on the door,which is lying on the floor
>Our faces when this kid just kicked a kid three times his size through a brand new thick hardwood door,no rusted/loose hinges or anything like that
>No one even looks at him funny now...
#350 to #27 - konradkurze
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#351 to #350 - inkfox
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(12/05/2013) [-]
This comment is like 6 months old wtf?
#352 to #351 - konradkurze
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(12/05/2013) [-]
saw you had a cry and redthumbed some of my stuff, so picked the first comment i saw to message you
#353 to #352 - inkfox
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Did I?
I don't thumb anyone,it's too much effort and I can kind of see your point with the star thing.
#228 to #27 - elcreepo
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(06/16/2013) [-]
The teacher didn't notice that the kid was bullying the other kid in front of the class?

Eh, teachers don't do **** anyway.
#197 to #27 - boredomavenger
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(06/16/2013) [-]
>underneath the kids pants lie herculean legs
#121 to #27 - mytrakytra
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Kid's face.
#191 to #121 - atoma
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(06/16/2013) [-]
The kid had 100000000000 ***** to give, the kick is the one he gave.
#100 to #27 - iamchicken
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Bullies FW
#7 - papastalin
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Shame it does not work like that when you are older (in high school for instance). Fighting can easily get you arrested, at least in the school I went to, so you have to either find other ways of resolving the matter or at least settle the matter outside of school.
#11 to #7 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
**** the law, i follow my morals and i know what's right and what's wrong. For any sheep that live in UK, must suck not being able to use self defense, instead you have to wait for the police to come 20 minute later or you get charged worse than the initial criminal.
#38 to #7 - notafunnyguy
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(06/16/2013) [-]
when i was 18 i had this long running rivalry/hatred with another guy in the town. it hd been going on for years, we hated eachothers guts. one day at a party something just came over me and i punched him in the face. we've gotten along ever since
#39 to #7 - newall
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(06/16/2013) [-]
'MERICUH!
#66 to #7 - indigobob
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Huh, where I live it goes like this:

>You stand up to the bully, beat his ass
>Faggot bully brings faggot friends
>Faggot friends have faggot baseball bats
>You get your **** wrecked and the police gives zero *****
#8 to #7 - disturbingirony [OP]
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(06/16/2013) [-]
There's a world of difference between self defense and fighting.
#41 to #8 - papastalin
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I completely agree with you, but unfortunately my school did not. Their policy regarding bullying and any type of fighting was retarded.

To give an example, if someone started a fight with you, you could have your hands behind your back the entire time and just let them hit you, and even with multiple witnesses testifying to the fact that you did not strike back you would get the same consequences as the offender ( saw this happen to someone in person, it was ********).

Basically, if the bullying situation escalates to the point of physical violence the school just says "**** it, we don't want to deal with this, you are both suspended". It's lazy, it's unfair, and it's the school's first and last resort for actually addressing these problems.
#123 to #41 - ugottanked
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(06/16/2013) [-]
thats a steaming load of ********
#116 to #8 - lmaopwnt
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Not in my school there's not, if some guy started throwing punches at me then I wouldn't be at all surprised if we BOTH got suspended, even if I didn't fight back.
#90 to #8 - yyh
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Not in my school system.
#320 to #8 - yologdog
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Not usually when it comes to school rules. I got suspended for blocking a roundhouse punch from a guy three times my size.

I had a massive black bruise on my forearm to prove it was just a defensive block but they still didn't care.
#343 to #320 - disturbingirony [OP]
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(06/17/2013) [-]
So then you punch the principle in the face and say they should be suspended.
#257 to #8 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Most bullying isn't physical contact. Not really self defense.
#196 to #8 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
You would think, but there really isn't when it comes to this ****.
#195 to #8 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
not even lying, at my high school, kids got suspended for defending themselves all the time. its common in these 'zero-tolerance' schools.

I once got detention because there was a food fight in the cafeteria. had to write a letter of apology to the principle.

I was not even in school that day.
#190 to #8 - vingorat
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(06/16/2013) [-]
unfortunately not in most high schools these days (at least not mine). some ******* ******** zero tolerance for violence policy... i'll show those *************
unfortunately not in most high schools these days (at least not mine). some ******* ******** zero tolerance for violence policy... i'll show those *************
#117 to #8 - celestiasbeard
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(06/16/2013) [-]
In the eyes of the school I went to there wasn't a difference being. I actually got expelled from that school for defending my self because some punk hit me with a chair because I apparently was being a dick to his "girl" and since he was the one who lost some teeth he didn't get in any trouble. While I do agree self defense and just fighting are two different beasts most people can't tell the difference and don't give a **** most the time.
#60 to #8 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
not at my school. If you got hit in the face in my school and didnt even hit the person back there was still a good chance you were getting suspended for being a part of the conflict.
#28 - prepareyourself
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(06/16/2013) [-]
What's sad is my school punishes us for self defense. We're not even supposed to block the hits.
#167 to #28 - motherduck
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(06/16/2013) [-]
My school will understand if you defend yourself and they wont give you a hard time over it but you swill get a 1 day internal suspension because they need to follow education laws or some ****
#208 to #28 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Same. A kid was hitting me for being gay and calling me a dyke and ****, so i hit him back and got suspended.
#258 to #28 - swagbot
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Don't Obey.   
   
School is really just a big daycare anyways. Drop out and be successful.
Don't Obey.

School is really just a big daycare anyways. Drop out and be successful.
#36 to #28 - keiishiyama
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(06/16/2013) [-]
It's rare for schools to employ teachers who actually encourage self-defense. I know I wouldn't write up a kid for throwing a punch in defense.
#129 to #36 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
It's probably because the kids parents went have a **** fit. A friend of mine was attacked by a former friend of his and he only blocked (I didn't step in because the bus driver was yelling at the other kid and my friend didn't seem like he needed any assistance yet.). The next week I'm called into the office and explain my friend didn't even fight back just blocked. They both got the same punishment 5 days OSS(out of school suspension) biggest load of ******** I've ever seen.
#251 to #129 - keiishiyama
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I was thrown to the ******* floor trying to defend myself against some dickhead in my 7th grade. He only got a detention when he was being an arrogant ass AND when he instigated the fight. I, thankfully, got nothing.
#31 to #28 - inkfox
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(06/16/2013) [-]
It's the exact same in my school
#30 - oosulley
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Because bullies always obey the rule that '1000 likes means I cant bully this person anymore'
#126 to #30 - jewpiter ONLINE
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Remember when Kony was a thing?
#104 - maysonlee **User deleted account**
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#59 - Wumbologist
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(06/16/2013) [-]
"Mommy, I'm being bullied at school. Is there anything you can do to stop it?"   
"Of course, sweetie! I've already made a facebook post about it!"   
   
"Hey bully, look at all these likes on facebook!"   
"Oh gee Susie, I'm sorry for bullying you. You wanna get ice cream later?"   
"Boy, would I!"   
   
Holy ****, when did parents stop ******* helping their kids and start facebook whoring?
"Mommy, I'm being bullied at school. Is there anything you can do to stop it?"
"Of course, sweetie! I've already made a facebook post about it!"

"Hey bully, look at all these likes on facebook!"
"Oh gee Susie, I'm sorry for bullying you. You wanna get ice cream later?"
"Boy, would I!"

Holy ****, when did parents stop ******* helping their kids and start facebook whoring?
#328 to #59 - spetsnazvymple
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(06/17/2013) [-]
#29 - huehuehueone
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(06/16/2013) [-]
in my school if you were to defend yourself like that you would be crucified and charged with assault
#37 to #29 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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(06/16/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with your school ? The worst someone ever got for a fight ,when i was in high school, was a one week expulsion.
#43 to #37 - leglesslegolegolas
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Then it was only suspension. Expulsion means you never come back.
#284 to #43 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Sorry english isnt my main language
#55 - sashathefolx
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I remember back in Elementary school there was this fat **** kid named Jacob who used to pick on me every day. He'd push me, pull my hair, spit in my face, and even kick me after he had pushed me down. I told the teacher every day and all she'd say is "Sweetie, Jacob has special needs. I can't punish him." So finally my mom got involved and told the school that if they didn't do anything they'd regret it. Well just as above, the school didn't do jack ****.
So finally one day, on picture day, I wore a pretty flower dress to school and my mom braided my hair and put a flower in it. Jacob made a beeline straight to me and pushed me down. The then took the flower out of my hair and stepped on it. He said "You're ugly so stop trying to be pretty like all the other girls." I remember standing back up, holding back tears and punching him square in the face. But after a full school year's worth of bullying I didn't stop. I beat the living **** out of that kid. I punched him in the face, I pushed him to the ground, climbed on top of him and punched him over and over again. Then finally as the teacher was pulled me off of him, I started to kick my legs. I made direct contact with his fat ******* face, knocked his ass out cold. My mom was called and she said "Well maybe next time when a student is being bullied you'll do something." and then hung up the phone.

Jacob never bullied me from that point on.
#145 to #55 - gabbelabbe
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(06/16/2013) [-]
that...that was beautiful! god bless you, you awesome person!

Picture not related at all
#316 to #55 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
that reminded me of when I was in kindergarten KINDERGARTEN and a boy was always bullying me. I was a simple cute girl, so I thought maybe if I look cuter than usual he would be nicer to me. I wore my best dress, he grabbed the end and dragged me across the wood chips. that was the day some one noticed, but for years multiple people bullied me
#127 to #55 - ugottanked
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(06/16/2013) [-]
the ****** got exactly what he deserved
#128 to #127 - sashathefolx
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I think every bully needs to get his ass handed to him.
#130 to #128 - ugottanked
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(06/16/2013) [-]
oh yeah, they think they would be so high and mighty till they get the **** beat out of them

i used to be bullied for my epilepsy, and i was very close to snapping and beating the living **** out of him...actually if memory serves me right i think i did (i have bad memory)
#115 - drunkasaurus
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(06/16/2013) [-]
"Don't try to bully me, do you even know how many likes my mom got on facebook? ***** please..."
#169 - Fuzzymarsupial
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Long, but a good read and very much related.
#183 to #169 - thekinganon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Brilliant read.
#200 to #183 - thecommittee
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(06/16/2013) [-]
******* AWSOME
#125 - truelunar
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(06/16/2013) [-]
>go to JR High one day.
>bully starts hitting me in the hallway in front of the teachers and security cameras
>teachers tell him to stop
>he keeps on hitting me in the back and back of my head
>*pure rage*
>grab pencil out of my pocket and turn around to fast for him to think and stab him in arm.
>I get charged with asault.
>go to court i get 48hrs of comunity service.
>bully gets of free.
>strikes fear into kids.
>10th grade now and still sometimes see people flich when i ask my freind for a pencil.
>dealwithit.jpg
#131 to #125 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Have you got ADHD by any chance?
#77 - davvi
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(06/16/2013) [-]
wow, these likes will help a lot
wow, these likes will help a lot
#295 - stubbyftw
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Bullies beware.
Bullies beware.
#321 to #295 - anthonyh
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(06/17/2013) [-]
And that's why you don't pick on kids that are bigger than you.
#86 - hydromatic
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(06/16/2013) [-]
And then all of the bully's friends beat the living **** out of you.
#88 to #86 - sonicg
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Have you ever heard the saying "Cut off the head of the snake, kill the body"? Yeah, same rules apply.
#103 to #88 - swiiftninja
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(06/16/2013) [-]
With bullies the snake usually tends to be a Hydra
#149 to #88 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Movie logic doesn't apply, jackass.

"AAH, NO! Boss is down! Cheese it!"

They'll still kick you're ass.
#152 to #149 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
your*
#189 to #86 - whatsgoodyo
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(06/16/2013) [-]
And then you still get suspended after being jumped by a group of people because **** logic you shouldn't defend yourself.
#78 - angelious
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(06/16/2013) [-]
telling to teachers dont usually help for ****.


for instance in our school my mother specially went to talk with the principal because my sister was getting so badly bullied that she no longer wanted to go to school and the principal just replied

"there is no bullying in my school"
#137 to #78 - vegetatheprince
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(06/16/2013) [-]
what I woulda said to that
what I woulda said to that
#45 - jakatackka
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Too bad nowadays many schools are lazy as **** and suspend all parties involved. True story, I nearly got suspended in third grade for standing up to a group of kids that were bullying another kid. I didn't hit them, I just shouted at them to cut it out.
#246 - triggathepirate
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(06/16/2013) [-]
One does not simply assert one's self to bullies nowadays. This is not the 80s. The concept of honor and mutual respect is far from gone. You fight someone and win you bet your ass they're coming back with a sore ass and more friends. Depending on where you're at someone could end up dead.   
Solution is kill em first. But that isn't that easy.
One does not simply assert one's self to bullies nowadays. This is not the 80s. The concept of honor and mutual respect is far from gone. You fight someone and win you bet your ass they're coming back with a sore ass and more friends. Depending on where you're at someone could end up dead.
Solution is kill em first. But that isn't that easy.
#254 to #246 - potatotown
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(06/17/2013) [-]
the key is when they get some dudes behind them, you need to get some dudes behind you, then the **** becomes a ******* gang war, his dudes see one of your dudes and beats the **** out of him, then your dudes go back and **** the dude up, and so on and so forth. This then all goes on until you are more powerful than your bully and his dudes abandon him, then you become the bully yourself.... that is unless people from each gang get killed first

You either die a victim or live long enough to see yourself become the bully
#292 to #254 - triggathepirate
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Shame though. I ain't choose this life.
Shame though. I ain't choose this life.
#144 - mrfourtysevenman
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(06/16/2013) [-]
i had a bully
u know what i did about it?
I SHAT IN HIS MAILBOX
why? you ask?
because i watch him day and night,
i know he doesnt look when he reaches his hand in.
#73 - pwnagraphy
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(06/16/2013) [-]
>Be me, 16, sophomore year
>Always picked on for being overweight even though I lift and run often
>get the **** kicked out of me often
>Never do **** about it, too beta
>Have friendgirl (known her for 10 years) who dates main asshole
>says he's only "joking around"
>Bitch this ****** damn near drowned me in a lake and threatens me with a knife
>after gym class, in locker room
>Main ****** and co. shove me against locker
>main ****** asks me if I've been hanging with friendgirl
>y-yes...
>knife across the face, still have the scar
>later tell friendgirl what happened
>she just ******* laughs and says that if I go to anybody she will never speak to me again
>Get license, dads old car for 17th bday
>Half day, leave to pick up little bro from elementary
>little bro is 10, autistic slightly, I'm protective as ****
>see Main ****** walking past him
>I swear to ******* god....
>Didn't feel like going around, he ******* pushes little bro to the ground
>Get out of car, deciding either help little bro up or pound this ****** into oblivion
>This **** is dead
space limit
#79 to #73 - pwnagraphy
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(06/16/2013) [-]
>Run up to ******
>He's laughing at me and little bro
>Starts bragging about how I couldn't hurt a Varsity football player
>lolnope.jpg
>Throws a punch, grab his fist and stop it
>He's like "wtf"
>I'm like "wtf"
>Slam other hand into back of his elbow with every bit of strength
>breaks like a twig
>He's crying like a bitch now
>he falls on the ground
>stomp on his knee, leg is now broken too
>He's screaming in agony
>grab his face and start pounding it into the concrete
>He's gasping for air, blood pouring from his face
>Punch him as hard as I can in the throat
>Tell him if he ever ***** with me or my family again, I will ******* end his life
>He blacks out
>Grab bro, he's ok
>Get in the car and get him some Ice cream for his trouble
>later cousin asks how bullying problem is
>cousin is a local cop, told me he couldn't do anything because not breaking the law and no evidence
>tell him he's stopped

one more
#80 to #79 - pwnagraphy
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(06/16/2013) [-]
>next day get call from friendgirl
>she never wants to see or hear from me again, called cops
>tell her my side, she doesn't give a ****
>Cop shows up at house
>cousin
>He tells me court would have me ******, prison for a few years....
>....but they found nothing connecting me to his brutal ass-whooping
>*******.jpg
>Tells me he's proud I stood up for myself and my family
>If it ever happens again like this he'll take me in though

Asshole is now fat, Friendgirl is addicted to meth, And I'm still beta bearmode
#48 - dinosaurballs
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(06/16/2013) [-]
>In class
>Sub teacher totally obvious
>Need to go to the bathroom
>6 ft giant obese ****** bully stands in the door way purposely blocking my path
>I'm 5',2'' and try to push him away
>Squeeze myself between his lard and the door way and he starts to crush me
>MFW I grab the scissors next to us and start to stab at his belly.
#225 to #48 - kirkmifflin
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Oblivious*?
#261 to #225 - dinosaurballs
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Oh.. yea. Derp.
#293 to #261 - kirkmifflin
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(06/17/2013) [-]
no problem bro. We cool, we cool. Don't know if obese ****** is cool with you though
#294 to #293 - Nigger
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Not really.
#327 to #294 - kirkmifflin
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#49 to #48 - vleasian
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(06/16/2013) [-]
but....that's a knife...
#54 to #49 - dinosaurballs
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I couldn't find a picture with scissors! Sue me.