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User avatar #67 - Crusader (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill
Went up the Hill
To smoke a little Leaf
Jack got High
Pulled down his Fly
And Jill asked "Where's the Beef?"
#73 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water
I don't know what they did up there but now they have a daughter
User avatar #72 - tigersstripes (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high unzipped his fly and said "hey Jill, ya wanna?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, Jack got horny Jill got silly and now they have a daughter.
#70 - Mexicandude (06/16/2013) [-]
Funny I was listening to Lola by the Kinks when this came up.
#69 - mrdarthy (06/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 - ionahorse (06/16/2013) [-]
That light bulb

jack and Jill vent up the hill all
so he could lick her .. '
candy, but jack got a
shock and a mouth
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User avatar #57 - fandmoto (06/16/2013) [-]
jack and jill went up the hill,
each of them with a quarter.
Jill came down with 50 cents,
Do you think they went up for water?
#55 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Jokes on you fag this is my fetish
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (06/16/2013) [-]
Lightbulb:jack and Jill vent up the hill all
so he could lick her .. '
candy, but jack got a
shock and a mouth'
seems like jack ended up getting what he wanted;
#52 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To smoke a little leaf
Jack got high and dropped his fly
And Jill asked "Where's the beef?"

the only Jack and Jill joke I got
User avatar #51 - kickfacepunchgut (06/16/2013) [-]
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a pussy i'd **** it.

#50 - mypenisisstroked (06/16/2013) [-]
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
So they could do some snogging
But Jill got a shock
When she saw jacks cock
Because they were really going dogging


CREDIT TO RUSSELL HOWARD
#49 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Where I come from Randy is a girls name (spelled Randi), so this doesn't make much sense.
#44 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
Thats really good. Lol. Kind of goes with that transexual cartoon show coming out.
#25 - anonymous (06/16/2013) [-]
jack and jill went up a hill to have a little fun
poor old jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
User avatar #6 - usernameluisdjlols (06/16/2013) [-]
jack and jill went up the hill
to do something
#1 - crazyolitis (06/15/2013) [-]
Story of my life.
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