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#187 - cseresznye
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(09/17/2013) [-]
"The duct tape is like The Force. It has a dark, and a light side, and keeps the whole universe intact" - One of my favorite quotes
#166 - iddiols
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(04/12/2010) [-]
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
#175 to #166 - anon
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(04/12/2010) [-]
btw pedobare took your idea XD
#162 - Mattatew
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(04/12/2010) [-]
Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is silver :D
#136 - OutOfMyMind
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(04/12/2010) [-]
If you haven't seen it already, watch the mythbusters duct tape thing, its so awesome. Duct tape can fix anything...
#96 - pimpy
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(04/11/2010) [-]
i love duct tape its awsome
#71 - anon
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(04/11/2010) [-]
thats PAINT on the ship and plane. ass
#90 to #71 - thesmithman
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(04/11/2010) [-]
NON-BELEIVER!!!
#74 to #71 - Breen
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(04/11/2010) [-]
you fail. on the ship there IS tape, and on the plane he's putting on the damn tape! he's holding the piece of tape! dumbass
#77 to #74 - LordDouchebag
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(04/11/2010) [-]
word
#30 - reptaur
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(04/11/2010) [-]
i dunno they can both make a woman shut the **** up...
#7 - anon
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(04/11/2010) [-]
duct tape, turning NO STOP NO NO, into HMMM MMMM HMMMMM
#9 to #7 - Esulian [OP] **User deleted account**
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#164 - unstoppablegiggle
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(04/12/2010) [-]
So that's how you keep an unruly woman in the kitchen...
#138 - patriotic canadian
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(04/12/2010) [-]
remember

if they dont find ya handsome.

they'll at least find you handy
#149 to #138 - FJRules
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(04/12/2010) [-]
red and green ftw!
#132 - mynameisanonymous
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(04/11/2010) [-]
duct tape IS better then the brick
#126 - grubermeister **User deleted account**
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(04/11/2010) [-]
tried to tape someone who was passed out to to wall once, worked for a minute, then they woke up and freaked out, and fell down flat on their face.
#129 to #126 - IrLink
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(04/11/2010) [-]
not enuff duct tape i guess lol.
#131 to #129 - SozUDieTwo **User deleted account**
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(04/11/2010) [-]
My uncle is in the Navy and they were having an issue with one of their guards who liked to get drunk instead of doing his duty. My uncle confronted him and said "If you don't straighten up and lay off the booze, there will be repercussions." to that the guy said "Yes sir, I'll do my best!" He was fine for about a week, then he came in on a Sunday, drunk off his ass, while he was supposed to be on duty. My uncle let him pass out, then while he was out, they duct taped him to the ceiling. GG!
#157 to #131 - IrLink
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(04/12/2010) [-]
now that is enuff duct tape lol.
#118 - MDB
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Watch the Red Green Show much? (lol Canadians are win)
#93 - SupremeCommander
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Duck Tape*
#97 to #93 - Longcatisloooooong
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(04/11/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
#186 to #97 - SupremeCommander
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(04/12/2010) [-]
stfu your an idiot it's obviously duck tape.
#189 to #186 - Longcatisloooooong
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(04/12/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
#190 to #189 - SupremeCommander
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(04/13/2010) [-]
DUCK. TAPE.
#95 to #93 - papaniel
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(04/11/2010) [-]
facepalm*
#100 to #95 - BruceNorris **User deleted account**
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Double Facepalm*
#102 to #100 - KingRANDOM
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Epic Facepalm*
#79 - GeneralZCD
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(04/11/2010) [-]
Dont forget, duct tapes also helps with drunk bastards, to tape to the ceiling, and u can make a boat out of duct tape!!!!!!!!

Yay mythbusters
#57 - FrigginNinja
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(04/11/2010) [-]
DUCT TAPE FTW!!!
silence is gold, but duct tape is silver!
#53 - NoizyNinja
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(04/11/2010) [-]
If its moving and shouldn't be use duct tape.
If it should be moving and isn't, use WD-40.
FIX ANYTHING
#39 - Jakolantern
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(04/11/2010) [-]
FRIEND IN WAY AFTER PASSING OUT DRUNK IN YOUR HOUSE?
DUCT TAPE!!! (to the ceiling)
#158 - LATIF
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(04/12/2010) [-]
its a rape kit
#69 - croc
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(04/11/2010) [-]
This argument is just unfair. Comparing 2 of the most revolutionary construction materials in the world... come on. It's like comparing Justin Beiber and poo.