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#55 - Nerdette **User deleted account** (04/11/2010) [-]
Honestly I was expecting a 'duct tape over female mouth' joke.
User avatar #54 - OrangeMichelangelo (04/11/2010) [-]
I go bare foot a lot, and ocationaly i will get somewhere like walmart or something and realise that i don't have any shoes in the car.

but i do have a roll of duct tape in the back that i can wrap around my feet!

instant shoes!
User avatar #53 - NoizyNinja (04/11/2010) [-]
If its moving and shouldn't be use duct tape.
If it should be moving and isn't, use WD-40.
FIX ANYTHING
#52 - anonymous (04/11/2010) [-]
if you cant duck it then **** it
User avatar #51 - adamsvette (04/11/2010) [-]
no duct tape?
DUCT TAPE!
User avatar #50 - BRUH (04/11/2010) [-]
silence in golden....ducktape is silver
#49 - Ninjasauce (04/11/2010) [-]
Hahaha that Dodge Neon is like 50% duct tape XD
User avatar #48 - the lone flagger (04/11/2010) [-]
no condom?
DUCT TAPE
User avatar #45 - RevolverOcelot (04/11/2010) [-]
kid about to ask teacher about the homework u didnt do?
DUCT TAPE!!
User avatar #43 - EntitledInsanity (04/11/2010) [-]
Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver
User avatar #42 - pacdudeman (04/11/2010) [-]
u forgot the good old hand granade
User avatar #41 - rockerforlife (04/11/2010) [-]
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH DUCT TAPE!!!! IS YOUR CAR BROKEN!? DUCT TAPE. IS YOUR HOUSE BROKEN!? DUCT TAPE. IS YOUR WOMAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN!?!? DUCT TAPE!!!!! DUCT TAPE WILL FIX ANYTHING CALL NOW AND WE'LL SEND YOU A FREE SET OF DUCT TAPE BUT WAIT, CALL NOW AND YOU GET SIX THOUSAND MORE ROLLS OF DUCT TAPE!
User avatar #46 to #41 - Matisse (04/11/2010) [-]
HOW DARE YOU POSE AS BILLY MAYS! He shall sell your soul to the devil. And because he can talk anyone into anything he'll get double what you're worth! :D
User avatar #40 - Turquoise (04/11/2010) [-]
If you can't duct it, **** it.
User avatar #39 - Jakolantern (04/11/2010) [-]
FRIEND IN WAY AFTER PASSING OUT DRUNK IN YOUR HOUSE?
DUCT TAPE!!! (to the ceiling)
User avatar #38 - Matisse (04/11/2010) [-]
Anyone remember the episode of cat dog where they tried to duck tape themselves back together after being cut in half by the magician guy? That was a good cartoon.
User avatar #44 to #38 - EntitledInsanity (04/11/2010) [-]
I miss that cartoon so ******* much...If any of the old GOOD cartoons come back i would honestly watch them ALL the TIME.
User avatar #36 - DasSpaceGhost (04/11/2010) [-]
Why don"t you just make a boat out of it?
User avatar #47 to #36 - HardstyleRaver (04/11/2010) [-]
does it float?
User avatar #37 to #36 - butteykiller (04/11/2010) [-]
ya i know i made a wallet out of duct tape and thats almost the same thing right?
#35 - JtTorso **User deleted account** (04/11/2010) [-]
Bricks given flight at the right velocity has pleasing results for: Homless people, Gypsys and Miley Cyrus
User avatar #34 - spaghetti (04/11/2010) [-]
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
#33 - SonOfTittyFish (04/11/2010) [-]
staple guns
because duct tape doesn't make that Ka-chunk! sound
#32 - anonymous (04/11/2010) [-]
The last one is wrong. Why isn't she duct taped to a kitchen wall?
(And I'm a girl. See what you've done to me, FJ?! XD)
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