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#74 - krayon (06/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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> Be 15
> Have a dream about wrestling an anaconda
> This goes on for about 15 minutes
> Wake up and realize I was just masturbating.
<---- MFW
User avatar #72 - rubberjhonny (06/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Be 15. just got out of the bath. staying at my dads for the night and ultra horny. Dad , girlfriend and 2 kids are down stairs watching tv with the volume really loud. I then think they wouldn't hear me fapping. So i go upstairs and tug away. ive just finished and have juices all over me so i clean up and walk downstairs in just my boxers ( underwear for mericans). i go into the living room just to feel the burning sensation of everyone in the rooms eyes glaring at me. The tv had been paused since i went up stairs.... i left the room in shame and hid under my covers till dawn
User avatar #85 to #83 - tarekmig (06/15/2013) [-]
explain again why you didn't **** her?
User avatar #132 - yuukoku (06/15/2013) [-]
>Keep cumming and stare at them
>Look them directly in the eyes
>Stand up without pulling up pants
>Walk right by them
>Take car keys
>Drive off into the sunset
#124 - farn (06/15/2013) [-]
ten years later
User avatar #12 - rosietheamazon (06/15/2013) [-]
why would they open the door when they obviously knew what was going on?
at least wait for him to come out and applaud.
User avatar #116 - drhoffable (06/15/2013) [-]
leave the room and ask them if they would like to join.
#90 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP has no choice. He must kill himself.
His honor and that of his family has been damaged. Suicide is the only way out.

Do it, you faggot !
#40 - iceholder (06/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#138 - cohz (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that sounds incredibly similar to 'American Pie the naked mile' in the beginning of the film.
User avatar #130 - Jackimole (06/15/2013) [-]
It could have been worse. At least it wasn't anything weird.
User avatar #51 - clechyl (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So what does this have to do with 4chan?
User avatar #39 - Lainge (06/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - ipaintmyfloor (06/14/2013) [-]
They put locks on doors for a reason...
#139 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
-dosn't use headphones
-Doesn't lock door
-Whole family comes inn

Sure son...
#111 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
kill them
#45 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
All I can picture is a stereotypical white family just standing there staring at him,like it's his fault they opened the door.Also I thought that whole "We must do this as a family"mentality was just in the movies.
#21 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
">be 15
>haven't left my room since"
Does this mean he is older than 15 and still hiding in his room.
#13 - anonymous (06/15/2013) [-]
If I were you I'd leave a note saying that I took a walk for 100+ hours
User avatar #10 - maxismahname (06/15/2013) [-]
did you know you that you can change the color of your text when making a text post?
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