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User avatar #228 - penetractor (06/14/2013) [-]
omg, thats so le sweet and le deep xoxox
User avatar #207 - drewhenry (06/14/2013) [-]
The lightbulb, it was one letter off...
#206 - esmebuffay ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#202 - mrdrpage (06/14/2013) [-]
Wise man once said, "Listen to the Beatles and Let It Be. Unless you **** in your pants."
#155 - sloot (06/14/2013) [-]
a bunch of FB whores posted this on my feed last week and now it is top spot on FJ? We have truly become pathetic... we should feel ashamed
#152 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
Someone say feistychewbacca.
#126 - killerpiemaster (06/14/2013) [-]
**killerpiemaster rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at How could you say no to that face? **
User avatar #125 - pimpinboobnugget (06/14/2013) [-]
With that logic I don't need a gf. I feel a little better... I don't...
#101 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
There's also the issue of anal tearing.
#100 - romneykun (06/14/2013) [-]
What if I pick that flower, enjoy my momentary possession and lust, then plant that flower in a pot an carry it with me for as long as it lives? I'll let it grow, and still love it, appreciate it, and all the while, have it near.

Who is to say love isn't about possessing each other?
#94 - demoniclemur (06/14/2013) [-]
Apparently the U.S government poisoned him because he was so powerful:/
#74 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
He said a lot of good thongs, too bad people do not comprehend the magnitude of his wisdom, both in his words and by his actions.
User avatar #44 - randomserb (06/13/2013) [-]
Here's the thing though. Without "possessing" an object, whether that be a flower, romantic interest, whatever, charishing and nurturing that love becomes mighty difficult.
In the case of the flower, you would have to go to the spot where the flower is rooted to appreciate it, but with a romantic interest or other people it's even less feasable.
It's a cool quote, nonetheless.
#41 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 - kandeh (06/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want that flower. I can't live without it. I pick because I want to be able to say that it's mine, and no one else can have it. For a while I'll spend time with this flower. I'll admire it's beauty, and everything lovely about it. I'll set it aside and be content with its presence. I'll watch the flower start to droop, and eventually wither to a dried out ghost of its former self. Even though my flower is wasting away, I have appreciated it more than I could if I had left it be. I like to be selfish. I'd must rather watch my flower die than leave it for someone else to enjoy. I wanted that flower. I couldn't live without it.
User avatar #25 - mrbuu (06/13/2013) [-]
dude giving somebody flowers is pretty metal. i mean you take something pretty cut off its head. give it to somebody to put in a vase so they can watch it slowly wither and die.
#21 - mountaintroll (06/13/2013) [-]
Unless you use a flower presser, then it lasts quite a long time.

A bit like embalming.
User avatar #20 - baditch (06/13/2013) [-]
This really hits pretty close to home...
**** ...
#11 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
**** this hippie **** and **** this old ass man.
#2 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wrong, love is about possession. Its what ensures the survival of your genetic line and that's why it has so many motivators, pain, jealousy, and intense joy. Love is an ugly emotion. Now, compassion, on the other hand, is a beautiful emotion.
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