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#237 - hopskotch (06/14/2013) [-]
This post is about not being overbearing in a relationship. Respecting your significant other's personal time. They need "them" time as much as you need "you" time.

Like being on FJ and telling them you'll "come to bed soon."

Gotta respect the alone time as much as the together time. PEACE.
#225 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (06/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This isn't about getting a girlfriend, guys. This is about squeezing the life out of the ones you love. My grandmother once hugged me so tight I couldn't speak or breathe for 30 seconds. She got her satisfaction, but I thought I was going to die. Same thing happens all the time in personal relationships. You treat the ones you care about according to what satisfies your desire for them, disregarding how it might make them feel. By all means, acquire your desires, but don't scare them away in the process.
This isn't about getting a girlfriend, guys. This is about squeezing the life out of the ones you love. My grandmother once hugged me so tight I couldn't speak or breathe for 30 seconds. She got her satisfaction, but I thought I was going to die. Same thing happens all the time in personal relationships. You treat the ones you care about according to what satisfies your desire for them, disregarding how it might make them feel. By all means, acquire your desires, but don't scare them away in the process.
#212 - whippersnapper (06/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
No we arent flowers, we are people and when we make a pairbond we are meant to stay a pair for life and we do belong to each other.
User avatar #241 to #240 - TheseChocodiles (06/14/2013) [-]
Well done old man.
#150 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
make this guy a new meme to replace the lame frogman


www.funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/My+New+Friend/eYcqGrL/

this is why we lost to 9gag...we dont support each other..
User avatar #153 to #150 - richardastley (06/14/2013) [-]
It's a Dr. Who post... **** off...
User avatar #58 - OnlyTheOrdinary (06/13/2013) [-]
I was literally just at his old compound a little under 2 weeks ago!!!
#39 - alucord (06/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
Don't pick the flowers!
User avatar #14 - theantihipster (06/13/2013) [-]
Well **** , bastard's never owned a vase.
#157 - mrnotsosafeforwork (06/14/2013) [-]
**mrnotsosafeforwork rolled a random image posted in comment #620 at New Addiction ** yo dawg, i heard you like reposts
#155 - sloot (06/14/2013) [-]
a bunch of FB whores posted this on my feed last week and now it is top spot on FJ? We have truly become pathetic... we should feel ashamed
#152 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
Someone say feistychewbacca.
#126 - killerpiemaster (06/14/2013) [-]
**killerpiemaster rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at How could you say no to that face? **
User avatar #125 - pimpinboobnugget ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
With that logic I don't need a gf. I feel a little better... I don't...
User avatar #124 - Madblaster (06/14/2013) [-]
Snoop lion kinda looks like this guy.
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User avatar #25 - mrbuu (06/13/2013) [-]
dude giving somebody flowers is pretty metal. i mean you take something pretty cut off its head. give it to somebody to put in a vase so they can watch it slowly wither and die.
#21 - mountaintroll (06/13/2013) [-]
Unless you use a flower presser, then it lasts quite a long time.

A bit like embalming.
#20 - baditch (06/13/2013) [-]
This really hits pretty close to home...
**** ...
#19 - blazerfan (06/13/2013) [-]
Says the guy who had his followers poison US citizens and rig elections...
#2 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wrong, love is about possession. Its what ensures the survival of your genetic line and that's why it has so many motivators, pain, jealousy, and intense joy. Love is an ugly emotion. Now, compassion, on the other hand, is a beautiful emotion.
User avatar #12 to #2 - ScottP (06/13/2013) [-]
Emotion is a beautiful emotion. It's the purest of everything that makes us human.
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