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#225 - cabbagemayhem (06/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This isn't about getting a girlfriend, guys. This is about squeezing the life out of the ones you love. My grandmother once hugged me so tight I couldn't speak or breathe for 30 seconds. She got her satisfaction, but I thought I was going to die. Same thing happens all the time in personal relationships. You treat the ones you care about according to what satisfies your desire for them, disregarding how it might make them feel. By all means, acquire your desires, but don't scare them away in the process.
This isn't about getting a girlfriend, guys. This is about squeezing the life out of the ones you love. My grandmother once hugged me so tight I couldn't speak or breathe for 30 seconds. She got her satisfaction, but I thought I was going to die. Same thing happens all the time in personal relationships. You treat the ones you care about according to what satisfies your desire for them, disregarding how it might make them feel. By all means, acquire your desires, but don't scare them away in the process.
#212 - whippersnapper (06/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
No we arent flowers, we are people and when we make a pairbond we are meant to stay a pair for life and we do belong to each other.
User avatar #241 to #240 - TheseChocodiles (06/14/2013) [-]
Well done old man.
#150 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
make this guy a new meme to replace the lame frogman


www.funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/My+New+Friend/eYcqGrL/

this is why we lost to 9gag...we dont support each other..
User avatar #153 to #150 - richardastley (06/14/2013) [-]
It's a Dr. Who post... **** off...
User avatar #58 - OnlyTheOrdinary (06/13/2013) [-]
I was literally just at his old compound a little under 2 weeks ago!!!
#39 - alucord (06/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
Don't pick the flowers!
#27 - alltipswelcome (06/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - theantihipster (06/13/2013) [-]
Well **** , bastard's never owned a vase.
#234 - infinitereaper (06/14/2013) [-]
It's all about watching over the things you love.
User avatar #230 - pedobarekiller (06/14/2013) [-]
this has nothing to do with the content, only putting it here because it has a higher chance of being seen. i need to know what the force practioners in star wars who only use the force only to increase their speed, agility, ect rather than use push and grip ect. been searching for a while now and no results. i was hoping you guys could answer. cheers
sorry for the long comment.
User avatar #228 - penetractor (06/14/2013) [-]
omg, thats so le sweet and le deep xoxox
User avatar #207 - drewhenry (06/14/2013) [-]
The lightbulb, it was one letter off...
#206 - esmebuffay (06/14/2013) [-]
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#100 - romneykun (06/14/2013) [-]
What if I pick that flower, enjoy my momentary possession and lust, then plant that flower in a pot an carry it with me for as long as it lives? I'll let it grow, and still love it, appreciate it, and all the while, have it near.

Who is to say love isn't about possessing each other?
#94 - demoniclemur (06/14/2013) [-]
Apparently the U.S government poisoned him because he was so powerful:/
#48 - spacedunk (06/13/2013) [-]
So if you want the person you love to not go around boning other people - you you see that person as "yours" - they die?
**** .
User avatar #47 - deathcampforjewtie (06/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I just had a breakup, like, literally last night and today, and I go on FunnyJunk and it's feels.
User avatar #46 - masdercheef (06/13/2013) [-]
If you loved the flower so much, why not replant it with some other flowers? Bring it to a place it can be comfortable in, with others like it around, and yet it's still there for you.
User avatar #45 - randumbgamer (06/13/2013) [-]
Anyone else press flowers in a book? Just saying that **** lasts forever
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