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#129 - tonyri (06/14/2013) [-]
Hows it going? I’m Ray Bingo.
#142 to #129 - appleboom (06/14/2013) [-]
Excuse me Ray. Would you mind telling me where you live?
Excuse me Ray. Would you mind telling me where you live?
#156 - chinesehandcuffs (06/14/2013) [-]
your name
#133 - tmdarby (06/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#106 - kidsquicker (06/14/2013) [-]
Kinda related.
#101 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
There's also the issue of anal tearing.
#163 - greenyrockss (06/14/2013) [-]
FJ getting all meaningful again...
User avatar #209 - funnyfuuuuuu (06/14/2013) [-]
> Buy pot and soil
> Replant flower
> It's your possession & it lives

Moral: Bury the ones you love.
User avatar #128 - frenetic (06/14/2013) [-]
That's when you transplant it into a pot so it's always near but you don't have to kill it.
#78 - fukyeahraptorr (06/14/2013) [-]
guess Ariel Castro didnt agree on this
#34 - iamjustheretoroll (06/13/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Princely Rivalry ** what i love
User avatar #68 to #34 - sabcy (06/13/2013) [-]
we all love lobster man
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#35 to #34 - gaminggenus has deleted their comment [-]
#36 to #35 - iamjustheretoroll (06/13/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random comment #118 posted by fireprincess at The most awesome final boss ever ** :
No problem. Always happy to help.
#8 - willypmedina ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
The ******* light bulb almost made it, I'm proud of you littler bastard, I'm proud of you
User avatar #6 - bandoslootshare (06/13/2013) [-]
if you love a girl, **** her for all she's worth, she's going to get old and ugly and die with or without you, might as well be with you.
tl;dr , lets get married so i can watch you slowly die
#121 - josieabby (06/14/2013) [-]
When I found this picture of Osho, I thought, "Damn, he looks like Snoop."
Then, "I bet Snoop would but some beats behind that inspirational **** ."
So a rap track started playing in my head as I read/rapped it out and it sounded pretty damn smooth.
User avatar #57 - iloverapingmen (06/13/2013) [-]
I think this guy might have been in the friendzone
#225 - cabbagemayhem (06/14/2013) [-]
This isn't about getting a girlfriend, guys. This is about squeezing the life out of the ones you love. My grandmother once hugged me so tight I couldn't speak or breathe for 30 seconds. She got her satisfaction, but I thought I was going to die. Same thing happens all the time in personal relationships. You treat the ones you care about according to what satisfies your desire for them, disregarding how it might make them feel. By all means, acquire your desires, but don't scare them away in the process.
This isn't about getting a girlfriend, guys. This is about squeezing the life out of the ones you love. My grandmother once hugged me so tight I couldn't speak or breathe for 30 seconds. She got her satisfaction, but I thought I was going to die. Same thing happens all the time in personal relationships. You treat the ones you care about according to what satisfies your desire for them, disregarding how it might make them feel. By all means, acquire your desires, but don't scare them away in the process.
#262 to #225 - romneykun (06/14/2013) [-]
Hmm. Well, sometimes it's hard to balance it out.
I don't want to smother, but I don't want to be distant.
It's... difficult.
What if I squeeze the life out of myself? So when that person wants to smother me, I'll be there for them. I enjoy it. But at the same time I get an empty feeling. Waiting to be smothered, in a sense. I dunno.
#263 to #262 - cabbagemayhem (06/14/2013) [-]
It's not about being too close to someone. It's about hurting them because you don't care about how they feel, only how they make you feel.
User avatar #236 to #225 - infinitereaper (06/14/2013) [-]
***** there is nothing I want more than to smuther and be smuthered.

I'm full of endless love and affection, and am capable of loving and appreciating many types of people, unfortunately it would seem that few poeple are capable of loving me.

All that jazz aside I'm pretty sure this quote is more about philosophy and life and general than relationships and not destroying the things we love.
#243 to #236 - cabbagemayhem (06/14/2013) [-]
I'm not a "						*****					", I don't believe you when you say you like to be smothered, and this quote is literally about destroying the things we love.
I'm not a " ***** ", I don't believe you when you say you like to be smothered, and this quote is literally about destroying the things we love.
User avatar #244 to #243 - infinitereaper (06/14/2013) [-]
Believe whatever you want to believe
#246 to #244 - cabbagemayhem (06/14/2013) [-]
I know how you feel. Some smothering can be worth it just to be loved, but there's a line where you've got to get away from the pain that they drive into the heart of you. Where the love you share seems to go nowhere, and you lose your light, for you toss and turn and can't sleep at night. Once you run to them. Then you'll run from them. This tainted love you've gotten, you gave them all a boy could give them. Take your tears and that's not nearly all.
User avatar #58 - OnlyTheOrdinary (06/13/2013) [-]
I was literally just at his old compound a little under 2 weeks ago!!!
#51 to #39 - juha (06/13/2013) [-]
must...possess!
#38 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
Don't pick the flowers!
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