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#224 to #107 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
I normally never comment, but my god this made me laugh hysterically.
#42 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
and if you try and pick the flower and it rejects you
#189 to #42 - doubleac (06/14/2013) [-]
sharks are fish. Find another shark, not a schoolfish :p
#190 to #189 - alucord (06/14/2013) [-]
sure, let me get right on that
sure, let me get right on that
#22 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 to #22 - thekich (06/14/2013) [-]
go bed now baby
User avatar #144 to #135 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #145 to #144 - thekich (06/14/2013) [-]
xD
User avatar #146 to #145 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Ok
User avatar #148 to #147 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
no
#17 - headkicker (06/13/2013) [-]
>Take flower.
>Take cutting of said flower.
>Take cutting and place it in growth medium.
>Infinite clones of original flower.

At least that's how I remember it working.
It's been a while since I've done plant biology.
#40 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
but if you don't pick the flower, someone else will and your nights will be tortured  your inaction and thoughts of the flower loving someone else while you cry yourself to sleep
but if you don't pick the flower, someone else will and your nights will be tortured your inaction and thoughts of the flower loving someone else while you cry yourself to sleep
User avatar #110 to #40 - niketheassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
Someone will be ******* the flower up the ass, and you wont
User avatar #66 to #40 - sabcy ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
or you can console yourself with the knowledge that you had loved it and let it blossom while the other killed it in a crime of passion, there will be more flowers, but if your delicate kind, and maybe a little lucky, you'll find one just as beautiful.
User avatar #80 to #66 - alucord (06/14/2013) [-]
doesn't change the fact that the flower is deflowed hue hue hue and it is gone for me.
User avatar #82 to #80 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Try opening yourself more, if you do you might find a flower you like that noone else does, then you can watch it without fear. Personally, I like dandelions.
User avatar #162 to #82 - dayasalion (06/14/2013) [-]
>Personally, I like dandelions.
is that suppose to mean you're gay?...
User avatar #166 to #162 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
no, it's just a flower not many people enjoy that I do.
#85 to #82 - alucord (06/14/2013) [-]
Or I could hunt down the ****** that killed my 1st flower.

**** this metaphor, I'm getting revenge.
also your avatar isn't helping your deep, insightful advice,
User avatar #87 to #85 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
most people don't pluck cacti, it makes mine better.
User avatar #89 to #87 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
also I like it
#23 - eatthepolarbears (06/13/2013) [-]
Im still gonna pick flowers..... hippie
Im still gonna pick flowers..... hippie
User avatar #160 to #23 - dayasalion (06/14/2013) [-]
>picks flowers
>calls them the hippies.
#196 to #160 - stonedphreak ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
i think that's the joke
User avatar #203 to #196 - dayasalion (06/14/2013) [-]
i dont even care that i look like an idiot. i just found my new favorite reaction pic. thanks nig.
#261 to #203 - stonedphreak ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
no prob, my negro
User avatar #43 to #23 - bandoslootshare (06/13/2013) [-]
gotta love grand torino
User avatar #136 to #43 - thekich (06/14/2013) [-]
>grand
#4 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
Ok. Lemme tell you a few things I know about this dude.

First of all he's the head of his own church.
He takes all the money off his followers so they can be "relieved" of their eartly possesions and material burdens. He was once asked why he owned over 20 rolls royce's to which he answered: "I want to show how meaningless possessions are."

You're right, this guy does know his stuff, he's a ******* billionaire and all he has to do is give a few spiritual speeches every month.

On a side note. My dad runs a media company that specialize in data storage and media conversion. He secured the contract with osho's church (I **** you not) and during one of the meetings with his representatives (my dad never actually met him)
he swears blind this guy was ******* about inside his head.
He's not a religious or spiritual person and coming from him it sounds pretty ******* scary.
#60 to #4 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
"he swears blind this guy was ******* about inside his head. "

Excuse me?
User avatar #158 to #60 - clittyrubquick (06/14/2013) [-]
I had to read that part several times
User avatar #56 to #4 - iloverapingmen (06/13/2013) [-]
He died over 20 years ago.

The Rolls Royce were owned by his followers.


***** what the **** you smoking
#102 to #4 - blacknbluebrony (06/14/2013) [-]
Even if this is true, the statement in the post does have a point
User avatar #7 to #4 - redstonealchemist (06/13/2013) [-]
i'm not sure on whether or not i should trust you as a source of information as you could simply be a troll
however Anonymous has done amazing things
User avatar #18 to #7 - hennery (06/13/2013) [-]
nope anon is right. my uncle and his wife are part of it. As much as i respect their choices in life, and the lengths they go to to be part of the religion, i still think they're f*cking idiots...
User avatar #186 to #18 - cadencee (06/14/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am wife
#245 to #4 - misterjollie (06/14/2013) [-]
Assuming that is true, it does not detract from the wisdom of this statement.
#154 to #4 - riseandfightfj (06/14/2013) [-]
Thats not true.......... he had 93 rolls Royces ...and 53 million dollars in his Swiss bank account. keep in mind this was the 60's long before all the billionaires of our time.
my dad and mom were followers of his, they say that he changed lives and what not. i honestly can say that he changed many people. but its very strange cause most of his disciples worshiped him like a god. i mean they literally built him a city, they slaved day and night.

there are many aspects and ways to look at this guy. some people claim his associates used him to make money and the bank account was actually theirs. and he was a escape goat.

I honestly what to make of him, i grew up surrounded by his books and writings. so i know for a fact he has some good stuff, stuff that can help you. but never get too caught up in it. people like him can be very dangerous or very helpful.
User avatar #205 to #154 - redstonealchemist (06/14/2013) [-]
everything he can help me with, i can help myself with
User avatar #187 to #154 - cadencee (06/14/2013) [-]
Or both, like hilter
#77 to #4 - broorb (06/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like a social psychopath.
User avatar #123 to #77 - Sicsin (06/14/2013) [-]
You mean a sociopath?
#238 to #123 - broorb (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh right yes, hahaha
it was 1am I'll just blame that
#199 to #4 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
Wow how long ago was that???
User avatar #32 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Dig up the ground
Bring it home, make it thrive
Boom.
User avatar #69 to #32 - sabcy ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
aw, but you never know how large the roots are, unless your delicate, you could kill it out of shock
User avatar #70 to #69 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
It seemed to work fine with your cactus.
User avatar #73 to #70 - sabcy ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
cacti have roots that go straight down for water, as long as you keep it watered it will keep it's roots short.
User avatar #75 to #73 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
and flowers are like trees.
User avatar #76 to #75 - sabcy ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
flowers have a tendency to have their roots go in all directions, trees keep to the top for good part of their lifes
#79 to #76 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Flowers tend to be small, even if their roots spread, they are still small.   
Or are you having specific flowers in mind?   
   
I'm not sure where you got your information, but trees are all over the place.
Flowers tend to be small, even if their roots spread, they are still small.
Or are you having specific flowers in mind?

I'm not sure where you got your information, but trees are all over the place.
User avatar #81 to #79 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
but it's still on the top of the soil, whereas flowers have tendency to grow wildly, and interconnect their root system.
User avatar #83 to #81 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh and flowers dig like 10 meters down into the soil?
User avatar #84 to #83 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
all I meant to say is it's easy to misjudge how much soil you need to dig up, okay.
User avatar #86 to #84 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Not if you dig up more than the diameter of a big flower pot.
Problem solved.
User avatar #88 to #86 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
that is a lot of dirt to dig up, have fun.
User avatar #90 to #88 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
No it's not.
What kind of flowers do you intend to dig up? Mutated flowers?
User avatar #92 to #90 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
big flower pots in arizona are made for sunflowers, small bushes and trees, and corn
User avatar #93 to #92 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Interesting? The onyl flower I see there is the sunflower.
Which doesn't even have that big of a root system.

Now, pretty flowers. Daisies. Roses. Violets. Tulips.
Try some of those instead.
User avatar #95 to #93 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
most of the flowers her come from bushes and tree(cacti are a tree by the way, with beautiful flowers), I mention corn because I couldn't think for a moment.
User avatar #96 to #95 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Bushes aren't flowers.
Bushes can have flowers.
Cacti aren't flowers.
Cacti can have flowers.
User avatar #97 to #96 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
we have flowers that grow in bushes, seriously, on grows right behind my house, and I was explaining the reason I said big flower pot is a lot of dirt.
User avatar #98 to #97 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Okay, you're high.
I didn't say "The x large one"
Or "The biggest one"
I just said a big flower pot. Obviously, it's bigger than the small one which holds small flowers. A big one could hold, for example a really big sunflower.
Just, stop.
User avatar #254 to #98 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
no, fairly large ones actually
User avatar #252 to #98 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
no, it can have several trees in it. they're used for small plots
User avatar #253 to #252 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
You must be talking about very small trees.
User avatar #250 to #98 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
not according to the store, they're "big"
User avatar #251 to #250 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Obviously, the store doesn't know what difference there is between big and huge.

What do you call a pot that is huge then? Can it have a house in it?
User avatar #143 to #98 - sabcy ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
and I said "big" flower pots around here are for trees and bushes, what;s the problem?
User avatar #249 to #143 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
No, that would be a huge flower pot.
Pretty sure "big" isn't "huge".
#151 - killerabbit (06/14/2013) [-]
Cool quote and all, but really? This is tumblr stuff y'all. If this is why you're interneting today, go there.
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#114 - yarnag (06/14/2013) [-]
Could you please tell that to Yuno? Don't worry she's COMPLETELY defenseless. She DEFINITELY won't bite, but the problem is that she is incredibly infatuated with Yukki. Could you please meet her and say the same EXACT words? Here is a picture of her .   
   
   
P.S that is not blood.
Could you please tell that to Yuno? Don't worry she's COMPLETELY defenseless. She DEFINITELY won't bite, but the problem is that she is incredibly infatuated with Yukki. Could you please meet her and say the same EXACT words? Here is a picture of her .


P.S that is not blood.
#131 to #114 - thedeadlypajamas (06/14/2013) [-]
No, I don't think she'd like that. She's just fine the way she is.
#140 to #131 - pikininja (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes their relationship is beautiful.
Yes their relationship is beautiful.
#141 to #140 - thedeadlypajamas (06/14/2013) [-]
Indeed, it is!
Indeed, it is!
#130 to #114 - pikininja (06/14/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 love Mirai Nikki.
I ******* love Mirai Nikki.
#37 - ichbinzweijahrealt (06/13/2013) [-]
**ichbinzweijahrealt rolls 41**
If you love dubs roll them
Because if you roll them they will get you thumbs up
If you love dubs let them be rolled
Rolling dubs is not about thumbs
Rolling dubs is about getting dubs
#103 to #37 - invalidcupcake (06/14/2013) [-]
**invalidcupcake rolls 99**
User avatar #67 to #37 - sabcy ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
**sabcy rolls 03**
User avatar #99 to #37 - nitsuan (06/14/2013) [-]
**nitsuan rolls 97**
User avatar #211 to #37 - triggathepirate (06/14/2013) [-]
**triggathepirate rolls 52** take them guru
User avatar #174 to #37 - thelaffinman (06/14/2013) [-]
**thelaffinman rolls 50**
User avatar #168 to #37 - jiraiyasannin (06/14/2013) [-]
Will you always be 2 years old?
User avatar #258 to #168 - ichbinzweijahrealt (06/14/2013) [-]
Childhood is the most beautiful stage of the life. Why change that?
#191 - nexonman (06/14/2013) [-]
pull it, take it back home and re-plant it.

atheists: 0
buddhists: 12
#112 - josieabby (06/14/2013) [-]
"The flower that has opened up in the morning is bound to die by the evening."   
   
(So if you plan to de-flower someone, do it at night.  Unless you want to kill them.)
"The flower that has opened up in the morning is bound to die by the evening."

(So if you plan to de-flower someone, do it at night. Unless you want to kill them.)
#132 - shugudugs (06/14/2013) [-]
if you love a flower, don't 						*******					 let it be, water it and nurture it.   
Love is not about appreciation, love is love, it is only about nothing but love.   
See this is why people get screwed up about love, they take it as something else other than love. Woah.
if you love a flower, don't ******* let it be, water it and nurture it.
Love is not about appreciation, love is love, it is only about nothing but love.
See this is why people get screwed up about love, they take it as something else other than love. Woah.
#62 - SuperCookie (06/13/2013) [-]
I wrote a poem really similar to this for a creative writing class.
Only it was about mushrooms, not flowers.

I'm not good at metaphors
#63 - ryokufox (06/13/2013) [-]
watch the fox and the child. very touching and exactly what this post says about how we as humans for some reason confuse love and ownership
User avatar #115 to #63 - oceanicsss (06/14/2013) [-]
got a link to where i can watch this? I saw the trailer and it looks very beautiful.
#264 to #115 - ryokufox (06/14/2013) [-]
unfortunately I do not. I bought my copy at walmart for 10 bucks. should be about 5 by now. Id suggest trying there. Amazon will probably have it for cheaper. it brought tears to my eyes like you wouldnt believe. Im such a manly man that i cried for only 20 minutes.
unfortunately I do not. I bought my copy at walmart for 10 bucks. should be about 5 by now. Id suggest trying there. Amazon will probably have it for cheaper. it brought tears to my eyes like you wouldnt believe. Im such a manly man that i cried for only 20 minutes.
User avatar #266 to #264 - oceanicsss (06/15/2013) [-]
Thank you, I would try looking for it in walmart sometime!

by the way that gif is hilarious....
User avatar #59 - Cambro ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
While I know nothing about the guy, this is a great quote. Have you ever noticed that you love something (like say, a landscape) and it puts you involuntarily in awe? Well then perhaps you have also noticed that if you look at landscapes only to get that thrill of the awe, you don't find it. Love is in seeing the mountains in the horizon, not touching them. The sublime surprises, you cannot obtain it by seeking it.
#61 to #59 - iwannadop (06/13/2013) [-]
I feel the same about girls...
User avatar #65 to #61 - sabcy ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
That's different, you can never "own" a person whom you love, it never works. That's why you're supposed to treat your wife as an equal.
#15 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
The flower dies regardless.
User avatar #13 - PigeonOnKrak (06/13/2013) [-]
Why is Mr Bean getting all philosophical and **** ?
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