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#158 - hentaisweetie (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I call bullshit on the "friends" one. I don't have yellow nails/teeth, bad breath, and pretty sure I don't have lung cancer. I've been friendless since middle school (26 now).
I call bullshit on the "friends" one. I don't have yellow nails/teeth, bad breath, and pretty sure I don't have lung cancer. I've been friendless since middle school (26 now).
#130 - yuukoku (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Oh, man. Then I guess I'm a chain smoker.
#116 - riseandfightfj (06/14/2013) [-]
ALL HAIL THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!
User avatar #208 - imadolphin (06/15/2013) [-]
no ones care abut sxsly furstrated dulphin
User avatar #193 - buttinspecter (06/14/2013) [-]
"Squirrels masturbate to avoid STDs."

So do we.

"Mmmm, nah. That chick looks dirty. I'll think I'll just masturbate."
User avatar #184 - toxickooties (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm having a really hard time buying that last one....
#176 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There are cat cafes in Japan too. Just sayin.
#173 - faithrider (06/14/2013) [-]
FALSE: i can't get cancer from lack of social life...
User avatar #165 - wilhelmjh (06/14/2013) [-]
Hey, you could at least give me som credit for introducing this website to FJ! And mine was at lesat funny....
#162 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
This was quite difficult to read for various reasons.
User avatar #151 - JmanOfIsrael (06/14/2013) [-]
I don't believe half of this shit.
User avatar #142 - italianfrosttroll (06/14/2013) [-]
Of course we know why squirrels masturbate, I just never thought of asking one myself.
User avatar #121 - FizzleFazzle (06/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
WHICH KOREA?!
#97 - kaycie (06/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
dolphins and I have that in common..

also, Megan Fox is going to be playing April O'Neil in the TMNT movie in 2014
User avatar #92 - totalsuckpod (06/14/2013) [-]
Buncha skinny ass bitches.
User avatar #73 - AlexPaincakes (06/14/2013) [-]
These 'facts' sound bullshit to me.
User avatar #44 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ya that first one seems sketchy.

Genetic mutations are incredibly rare and more often then not are horribly maladaptive.

There may be less than one hundred people per generation with even one genetic mutation that are viable, let alone several.

If Ozzy had several mutations that actually served to benefit him he's a real fuckin' lucky man... though more likely this post is bullshit thumb pandering borderline nsfw garbage...
User avatar #39 - asudragon (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dat bulb...
#40 to #39 - asudragon (06/14/2013) [-]
Dorphins go on tuning sprees when they are sexually frustrated.
User avatar #24 - naitsabesh (06/13/2013) [-]
I would be the dexter of dolphins
#51 - thegoodleftundone (06/14/2013) [-]
I might as well be smoking cigarettes.
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