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#118 - krobeles (06/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I do cry, but only under very specific circumstances.
I tend to cry when i feel things are going south and shits about to hit the fan, and theres nothing i can do about it.
I dont cry over this, because I'm upset with the bad stuff thats about to happen, oh hell no. This situation tends to make me cry, because it makes me feel like everything I've accomplished for the past 20 years have been for nothing. I feel like for all the awesome shit I've done over the course of my life, I've accomplished nothing at all since there are still situations in which i can do absolutely nothing. Fuck all the shit thats about 2 milisecounds away from being strewn across my room. Fuck all of that, that can be cleaned. No, what makes me cry is the thought, prospect and fear of never accomplishing anything in my life. That terrifies the shit out of me, and makes me cry.

So yes, while its true that men do cry, I think that any man with a back bone have very different reasons for crying than a girl might. I'm not trying to be sexist here, but I believe men often times have more valid reasons to cry than woman, on account of us being less emotional in general. So that when we do cry, its over serious fucking business, like the aformentioned prospect of my entire life amounting to nothing.
#120 - heartlessrobot (06/03/2013) [-]
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I… haven't actually cried in years. Not since I was twelve. That's also the last time I got emotionally attached to someone.
User avatar #72 - codydude (06/03/2013) [-]
i actually haven't cried in a while. Life's been good recently
User avatar #46 - tabarzins (06/03/2013) [-]
I never cry... on the outside.
User avatar #117 - squeemonster (06/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
*looks right*
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*looks left*
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I-I..I masturbate
User avatar #79 - tehweave (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I haven't cried in years... I think I'm dead inside.
User avatar #63 - sleycer (06/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i haven't cried in a long time. I wont let myself do it, if i'm sad or something like that i go and force myself to man the fuck up.
#57 - wersand (06/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #45 - violentpixi (06/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I masturbate over men who cry because being in touch with your feelings is sexually arousing.
#35 - thatstuffyouwant (06/03/2013) [-]
Seemed relavent.
Love peep show
#7 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And farting. We have to make farting socially acceptable.
User avatar #133 - davisdamen (06/03/2013) [-]
when i finished playing the walking dead (not the survival instinct one), i told my friends who were watching me that i had to take a shit and ran to the bathroom

i lied
User avatar #131 - vatra (06/03/2013) [-]
I love how all the girls are whispering that they masturbate, and all the guys are saying they haven't cried in at least five years.
#127 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
I need 4 ply when I cry,







and when I masturbate.
#91 - caesarslegion (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No true man cries.
No true man cries.
#78 - rollricked (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Almost cried at my grandfathers funeral last year. Would have if I didn't have to be strong for my grandmother who was a wreck. Other than that, I haven't even come close in roughly 7 or 8 years now.
User avatar #16 - TheMather ONLINE (06/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a man and I like to cry. Many of my favorite animes were chosen because they moved me to tears. I'll even admit that my second favorite made me cry like a baby for half an hour.
User avatar #15 - PedoBearFTW (06/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's not as big of a deal for girls, at least it isn't for me. I honestly just started like a month ago and I'm almost seventeen. It just wasn't necessary like it is for guys.
User avatar #17 to #15 - mutzaki (06/03/2013) [-]
That's a very individual thing, and what you say stems from social influence. Plenty of girls I know admit to having regularly masturbated since they were 13 or whatever, and there are guys who think it's really awkward to talk about.
User avatar #13 - slapchoppin (06/03/2013) [-]
usually when men cry its because we're so pissed off our body doesn't know how to cope so our eyes start to leak
#10 - thechosentroll (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Wait, does it count when you get so enfuriated that your eyes start watering and you want to punch a wall?
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