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#293 - brenton
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Every single aspect of our biological being is a genetic mutation, aside from our most basic genetic material that can be traced back to the common ancestor of all life on Earth. That's how evolution works. "Blue eyes are a genetic mutation." Christ, the fact that we have eyes at all is a genetic mutation. I've never been more frustrated with a scientific "fact" posted on this site that I am right now.
#289 - swagbot
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(05/26/2013) [-]
And here we see the female Strawbannery nursing her young...
#288 - raigen
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(05/26/2013) [-]
I must be one sick ****, I want to see a jellyfish in a time lapse evaporate in the sun until nothing is left....Jellyfish for me are like spiders and other bugs for everyone else... NOPE
#246 - comeherekids
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(05/26/2013) [-]
the shame
#218 - draezeth
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(05/26/2013) [-]
DID YOU KNOW?

The nose is also a genetic mutation! So it the stomach! So is being a multicellular organism!
#168 - stanislaw
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(05/26/2013) [-]
blue eyes are a genetic mutation... so are eyes, so are humans, learn to evolution.
#177 to #168 - littlenish
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#166 - skumbaner ONLINE
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(05/26/2013) [-]
#188 to #166 - emptysuperman
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(05/26/2013) [-]
So which one is wrong?
#105 - lotengo
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(05/25/2013) [-]
i dont understand the monopoly fact.

I mean u dont know how long it takes me to roll the dice and move my ******* hat.
U should have used ammount of moves as mesurement for shortest game
#104 - waitiknowthisone
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(05/25/2013) [-]
if insects don't feel pain then I've wasted a lot of time :/
#99 - puppyfood
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(05/25/2013) [-]
This is due to the fact that alligators don't have fists.
#223 to #99 - hotsaws
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(05/26/2013) [-]
#97 - Zaxplab
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(05/25/2013) [-]
It's sad to see the Bliss wallpaper today.


This is what it looks like now.
#140 to #97 - yusay ONLINE
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(05/25/2013) [-]
That doesn't look that bad. Looks like a regular autumn.
#54 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(05/25/2013) [-]
mfw when I live in Vegas
Time to go drive a bulldozer, bitches!
#87 to #54 - unknownmamba
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(05/25/2013) [-]
You don't live in Vegas   
you slowly die   
Take it from a Reno man
You don't live in Vegas
you slowly die
Take it from a Reno man
#50 - majom
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(05/25/2013) [-]
When people tickle me (yeah that's happens, and I'm not eight...), I don't laugh. That just hurt me and I can't breathe.

I hate tickling. **** you, ticklers.
#58 to #50 - alekksandar
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(05/25/2013) [-]
*tickles*
#60 to #58 - majom
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(05/25/2013) [-]
I die.
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#44 - xyxoz
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(05/25/2013) [-]
The whole "Americans not knowing the sun is a star" thing is absolute ********.
#316 - peacetrooper
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(05/26/2013) [-]
"Hall of Tortured Souls".
"Hall of Tortured Souls".
#309 - derpybestpony
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(05/26/2013) [-]
fixed
#275 - clockworkphysicist
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(05/26/2013) [-]
>MFW digital enchantments
#106 - PubLandlord
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(05/25/2013) [-]
how the **** can you win monopoly in 21 seconds ?
#117 to #106 - pensivepangolin
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(05/25/2013) [-]
**Player 1, Turn 1*
Roll: 6-6, Lands on: Electric Company
Action: None, Doubles therefore roll again
Roll: 6-6, Lands on: Illinois Avenue
Action: None, Doubles therefore roll again
Roll: 4-5, Lands on: Community Chest "Bank error in your favor, Collect $200"
Action: Collects $200 (now has $1700)
**Player 2, Turn 1*
Roll: 2-2, Lands on: Income Tax
Action: Pay $200 (now has $1300), Doubles therefore rolls again
Roll: 5-6, Lands on: Pennsylvania Rail Road
Action: None
**Player 1, Turn 2*
Roll: 2-2, Lands on: Park Place
Action: Purchase ($350, now has $1350), Doubles therefore rolls again
Roll: 1-1, Lands on: Boardwalk
Action: Purchase ($400, now has $950), Doubles therefore rolls again
Roll: 3-1, Lands on Baltic Avenue
Action: Collect $200 for passing GO (now has $1150), Purchase 3 houses for Boardwalk, 2 for Park Place ($1000, now has $150)
**Player 2, Turn 2*
Roll: 3-4, Lands on: Chance, "Advance to Boardwalk"
Action: Advance to Boardwalk, Rent is $1400, only has $1300 = Bankrupt
GAME OVER
#119 to #117 - pensivepangolin
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(05/25/2013) [-]
What the heck is going on with the emoticons...

I don't...

What?
#108 to #106 - qubot [OP]
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(05/25/2013) [-]
by farting
#69 - amateriandarknut
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Saying that Americans don't know the Sun is a star is total ********. They teach you that in Elementary school and remind you throughout the entire time you're in school. There is no way you could just NOT know.

Stop ******* lying about Americans. We're not fat, and we're not stupid.
#73 to #69 - anon
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(05/25/2013) [-]
I think there is a HUUUGE gap between educated Americans and ignorant Americans.
Our dumbasses over here seem a bit better and less numerous than your dumbasses over there.
We could have them fight in a pool of mashed potatoes, and see who's dumber.
We'll call it the Intercontinental Retard Championship 2013.
I'll bring the popcorn.
#268 to #69 - zorororonoa
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(05/26/2013) [-]
And yet I'm sure you, and all the other people who get butthurt when someone insults 'Murica, make generalizations and stereotypes of other nationalities too. Don't get offended if you know it isn't true.
#341 to #268 - amateriandarknut
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(05/26/2013) [-]
No, I don't make fun of other nationalities and I haven't seen anyone make fun of nationalities before. The closest I can think of is people saying the British have bad teeth, and that was before my time.

I take offense to this because I get sick of people constantly bagging on America for what little they know. When people keep hearing something like this, they start to believe it and it becomes more than a joke. This has been taken way farther than any joke should ever be taken.
#342 to #341 - zorororonoa
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Sorry about accusing you, I shouldn't have done that. But I see people make fun of other nationalities all the time (including myself). Yes, British having bad teeth is one. But there is also the French being pussies, Canadians being overly polite, Blacks being monkeys and criminals, Arabians being *********** terrorists, and Asians having small dicks. And I have also seen a lot of Americans who join in on these jokes and then get offended when Americans are being insulted. All I am trying to say is that every nation/race will have its rather insulting stereotypes, and if you know that they aren't true, then you shouldn't get offended.
#343 to #342 - amateriandarknut
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(05/26/2013) [-]
*facepalm*
Forgot about those ones. Well, I don't take part in those. I just don't see it as funny, they don't even have to be creative to be made. I'd rather stereotypical jokes just die.

I seriously get the impression that people really think we're stupid and fat, though. I used to talk to someone who did, and he LIVES in the U.S.. Yeah, there can be some really fat faggots here, but I don't see it as a huge ratio difference from that of other countries. For every fat **** in Kansas, there's at least... 30 people that are normal, and 5 that are super fit. I lived in Texas too, and it's even less frequent than Kansas. I don't know where such a notion could come from unless people actually believed it.