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#283 - Lintutu (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm calling extreme 						********					 on the monopoly one. How the 						****					 do you win in under a minute? You have to have time to roll and buy properties. Did the other players just admit defeat the second you rolled or something?
I'm calling extreme ******** on the monopoly one. How the **** do you win in under a minute? You have to have time to roll and buy properties. Did the other players just admit defeat the second you rolled or something?
#179 - laspussy (05/26/2013) [-]
it's real alright
User avatar #45 - nustix (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Aren't all colour of eyes genetic mutations? You know since you need mutations to evolve as a species in the first place?
User avatar #10 - kuchikirukia (05/25/2013) [-]
Time is a retarded way to measure Monopoly as there's no fixed function for die rolls. That 21 second figure just comes from a youtube video where a couple of guys just rushed through the pre-planned moves regardless of actual roll.
They then did a different one in 13 seconds:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N831DvrfAEQ

But number of rolls/moves makes more sense.
Their version:

Game Sequence:

Player 1:
(1) 6-4, just visiting, has $1500
Player 2:
(2) 6-4, Just visiting, has $1500
Player 1:
(3) 3-3, buy St. James $1320
(4) 1-1, buy Tennessee $1140
(5) 3-1, Chance, "go back three spaces", buy New York $940
Buy 3 houses for each property, $40
Player 2:
(6) 3-3 St. James Rent $550, Player 2 has $950, Player 1 has $590
Player 1 buys 1 house on St. James and Tennessee, hotel on New York, $190
(7) Player 2 rolls 2-1: New York rent is now $1000, Bankrupt.
User avatar #6 - thelordofrepost (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Actually the Banana is an herb.
#263 - Freelon (05/26/2013) [-]
What's so great about winning against a crocodile in a fist fight? It's easy.

Crocodiles don't even have fists.
#211 - girguy (05/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Blue eyes are a genetic mutation"

orly
#157 - popkornking (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well I mean it's clearly a pizza in ball form
#126 - seananderson (05/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the thing about americans not knowing that the sun is a star is total crap. lol really, how could that even be close to true.
User avatar #118 - ivoryhammer (05/25/2013) [-]
This was good until you put the most likely false anti American ********
#93 - cartoonbacon (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What percent of those Americans who don't know the sun is a star are old enough to know that?
What percent of those Americans who don't know the sun is a star are old enough to know that?
#301 - srskate (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is why I always kill multiple hobos on my way to buy lottery tickets. That way I'm more likely to win.
User avatar #247 - elcreepo (05/26/2013) [-]
That insect one has a few exceptions, most notably fruit flies which have the gene necessary to produce pain receptors.

I hope that mosquitoes can feel pain. I want those little nuisances to suffer when swatted.
User avatar #205 - umaya (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The chicken lived for 2 years, it died by choking on a piece of grain, it's owner died from the irony.
User avatar #129 - dajokaman (05/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
How to win monopoly in 21 seconds guide:
Step 1: Grab all the Money.
Step 2: Friend gets angry.
Step 3: Friend Quits playing.
User avatar #123 - maycontainallergys (05/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
winning monopoly In 21 seconds
Player 1, Turn 1:
Roll: 6-6, Lands on: Electric Company
Action: None, Doubles therefore roll again
Roll: 6-6, Lands on: Illinois Avenue
Action: None, Doubles therefore roll again
Roll: 4-5, Lands on: Community Chest "Bank error in your favor, Collect $200"
Action: Collects $200 (now has $1700)
Player 2, Turn 1:
Roll: 2-2, Lands on: Income Tax
Action: Pay $200 (now has $1300), Doubles therefore rolls again
Roll: 5-6, Lands on: Pennsylvania Rail Road
Action: None
Player 1, Turn 2:
Roll: 2-2, Lands on: Park Place
Action: Purchase ($350, now has $1350), Doubles therefore rolls again
Roll: 1-1, Lands on: Boardwalk
Action: Purchase ($400, now has $950), Doubles therefore rolls again
Roll: 3-1, Lands on Baltic Avenue
Action: Collect $200 for passing GO (now has $1150), Purchase 3 houses for Boardwalk, 2 for Park Place ($1000, now has $150)
Player 2, Turn 2:
Roll: 3-4, Lands on: Chance, "Advance to Boardwalk"
Action: Advance to Boardwalk, Rent is $1400, only has $1300 = Bankrupt

GAME OVER
#100 - MrMustacho ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
"blue eyes are a genetic mutation"
what part of us or any living creature isn't
#89 - icametocomment (05/25/2013) [-]
And the Polish army used to have a bear in it's ranks.

http://badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=15422271533
#46 - restfullwicked (05/25/2013) [-]
he probably won the fist fight because alligators dont have fists.
User avatar #168 - stanislaw (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
blue eyes are a genetic mutation... so are eyes, so are humans, learn to evolution.
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