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User avatar #93 - brownieshivers (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the "all babies are born with blue eyes" is technically true. Blue is the color when there is little to no pigment in the eyes, and they're usually made without pigment to begin with. Once they're mature enough, they make whatever pigment their genetics allow them to make, and that happens while they're still in the womb. So all babies start with blue eyes, but not all are born with them.
User avatar #179 - UlquiGrimmHime (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How do they know how many erections a guy gets when he sleeps? Do they have someone watch him while he sleeps and count the erections?
User avatar #180 to #179 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't doubt it.
User avatar #177 - mylazy ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Did you know that if you ever vein/artery in your body and laid them out end to end...you would die.
User avatar #176 - paulohd (05/25/2013) [-]
A moment of silence for the 300 million cells that just died in my body.
User avatar #168 - admiralshepard (05/25/2013) [-]
But I like sleeping in cold rooms . . . . .
#149 - EdwardNigma (05/25/2013) [-]
"You are more likely to have a bad dream in a cold room"
Well guess what ************ ?
It's 6 days to winter.
User avatar #148 - sirfisticuffs (05/25/2013) [-]
Apparently my body reproduces itself without my consent, **** my body is badass.
User avatar #147 - negerboll **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm so not an average person.
I fart atleast 20 times a day. 40 if you count the dubs and trips.
#140 - SILENCEnight (05/25/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Best Idea ** So much bs...
User avatar #139 - empithree (05/25/2013) [-]
I still am a single solitary cell..
User avatar #138 - hotsaws (05/25/2013) [-]
My eyes went FROM black to blue. I thought everyone's eyes started dark?
User avatar #114 - Das (05/25/2013) [-]
Was the eye supposed to have some sort of caption as well, or was it just there for decoration?
#105 - eatingglue (05/25/2013) [-]
I got home aboit 30 minutes ago, pretty sure i've farted 14 times since then.
#103 - fastpoke (05/25/2013) [-]
<3
#102 - qwertyninja (05/25/2013) [-]
NO
User avatar #98 - xnachelpor (05/25/2013) [-]
I like how he "fukedup" the order.
#33 - diamondperzik (05/25/2013) [-]
ah yes, i thought this was very funny,
good thing it was on funnyjunk
#32 - PubLandlord (05/25/2013) [-]
The baldness one is 						********					    
   
Look at points two and three
The baldness one is ********

Look at points two and three
User avatar #26 - notthatgreat (05/25/2013) [-]
There are 206 bones in the human body. 52 is closer to a quarter of that.
#15 - heafi (05/25/2013) [-]
Women are also getting lady boners every one & a half hours during sleep (meaning increased blood flow to the nether regions), it's just less obvious cause they can't wake up with a stiffy.
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