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User avatar #28 - monkeysinabox (05/25/2013) [-]
if im 1cm taller every time i wake up, how come im not 6 metres tall yet?
#29 to #28 - toxictacolatta (05/25/2013) [-]
"When you wake up, you're 1cm taller than you will be when you go to bed."   
   
meaning you lose that 1cm over the course of the day. You stretch in your sleep and loosens things like your hamstring, giving you an extra centimeter. Your hamstring reverts to normal over the day.
"When you wake up, you're 1cm taller than you will be when you go to bed."

meaning you lose that 1cm over the course of the day. You stretch in your sleep and loosens things like your hamstring, giving you an extra centimeter. Your hamstring reverts to normal over the day.
#50 - djequalizee (05/25/2013) [-]
Until you die of starvation
User avatar #81 to #50 - vanoreo (05/25/2013) [-]
Not if you were in a hospital under machines

that's what it was referring to
User avatar #97 to #81 - djequalizee (05/25/2013) [-]
Well it didn't really specify
#160 to #155 - delio (05/25/2013) [-]
how?
User avatar #182 to #160 - settantaventi (05/26/2013) [-]
nice same ip N.Korean citizen really if u want say something say with ur acc coward <3
PS: u are a PHaggot <3
#172 to #155 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
you thumbed delio down for asking how? then i'll thumb you down too faggot
User avatar #179 - UlquiGrimmHime (05/25/2013) [-]
How do they know how many erections a guy gets when he sleeps? Do they have someone watch him while he sleeps and count the erections?
User avatar #180 to #179 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't doubt it.
#149 - EdwardNigma (05/25/2013) [-]
"You are more likely to have a bad dream in a cold room"
Well guess what motherfucker?
It's 6 days to winter.
User avatar #148 - sirfisticuffs (05/25/2013) [-]
Apparently my body reproduces itself without my consent, fuck my body is badass.
User avatar #30 - reigndrac (05/25/2013) [-]
Due to the strength of the acid within, your stomach is constantly digesting and replacing itself. You have a new stomach lining about every three days.
#8 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
I was born with black eyes
#127 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
the blue eyes one is wrong... i was born with Green eyes and not blue
#55 - babbylicious (05/25/2013) [-]
Do you know that if you were to lay out all your blood vessels out, you would die?!?
User avatar #26 - notthatgreat (05/25/2013) [-]
There are 206 bones in the human body. 52 is closer to a quarter of that.
#15 - heafi (05/25/2013) [-]
Women are also getting lady boners every one & a half hours during sleep (meaning increased blood flow to the nether regions), it's just less obvious cause they can't wake up with a stiffy.
#116 - logickid (05/25/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N y u cry?
#142 - jesuspimp (05/25/2013) [-]
**jesuspimp rolls 246**
#158 - funmanigro (05/25/2013) [-]
hilarious
User avatar #141 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/25/2013) [-]
well eyes WERE pretty to look at
#78 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
ALL OP BABIES START OFF COCK-EYED
#59 - santipanti (05/25/2013) [-]
im sure it actually takes 1 more muscle to smile than to frown
#16 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
butbut.. i was born with brown eyes?????
#166 - alphajunk (05/25/2013) [-]
FACT:   
   
it takes one punch in the face to knock someone the fuck out
FACT:

it takes one punch in the face to knock someone the fuck out
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