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#153 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#145 - wheel
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(05/24/2013) [-]
How he actually defeated the Thesis...
#161 to #145 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
get a life you ******* faggot
#138 - anthonyh
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(05/24/2013) [-]
.......... get a job
#126 - jiltist ONLINE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Thesis? For an undergrad degree?

I'm missing something. :S
#152 to #126 - mexicanfood
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Some colleges require one such as mine.
#185 to #152 - jiltist ONLINE
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Really? How bizarre....
#188 to #185 - mexicanfood
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(05/25/2013) [-]
It depends on the major, I'm majoring in History with a minor in Computer Science. I have to write a paper (a long ass one) for my final project/major requirement.

This is different for other majors such as the Comp Sci major which could be building a database, creating a program, or a website, but it would have to combine all three.

The Economics major is different as well and so on.

However I see it as beneficial and it forces you to utilize the skill you've learned into real world practical ideals.
#190 to #188 - jiltist ONLINE
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Oh, this makes sense.

So I take it that it's not quite a Master's work thesis, but a work which should still encompass all or much of what's been learned in the undergrad coursework?

Purdue has something like this with engineering students - there is a senior year engineering course which is mandatory and requires that the undergrad team up with a few other undergrads and engineer something new.
#97 - whatupnachoface
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I've seen this a thousand times, and I always love it.
There's much more to this comic, he gets a job and goes back to get a PHD and that ****.
#71 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Graduate School
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#51 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
hmmm this rather relevant for me considering I'm graduating from college in like 2 weeks. the answer is grad school
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#43 - TheLizardKing
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Get a Master's degree in Art and **** **** up at McDonalds
#44 to #43 - TheLizardKing
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(05/24/2013) [-]
or is it Masters and McDonald's? i don't know
#34 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
TFW I just graduated and this is relevant.
#33 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
it's like saying a rollercoaster is useless because it ends in the starting point; it's about the ride. the paper itself is nothing (in italy they hang their diplomas in the bathroom to symbolize that), what matters is the experience, the whole new person you have built through learning and knowledge
#32 - psykojet
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I plan on getting my CPA. Any accountants here on FJ to tell me what it's like?
#46 to #32 - tubaplayah
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(05/24/2013) [-]
While I myself am not a CPA, my mother is. studying for the CPA exam she got so stressed out she literally lost her hair. But it is worth it she got offered a job paying something like 110,000 a year. But she also has like 20 years worth of experience. Plus there is of under the table money from friends asking help with taxes.
#20 - Mexicandude
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Gradschool....
#16 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
ive seen this 3 times on funnyjunk now
not impressed
#12 - Hightower
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Now you spend the rest of your adult life trying to live while you pay down the massive pile of debt you accrued, for a piece of paper that will allow you to make, on average, 3% more than your peers without said piece of paper.
#65 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(05/24/2013) [-]
OP you have a very interestingj imagination but i too am in thej same watercraft
#10 - maidenmk
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(05/24/2013) [-]

Buy a bullet.

And rent a gun.