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#217 - kschmidty
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(05/23/2013) [-]
#92 - spectralbanshee
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Tumblr at it is finest...
#77 - felixjarl ONLINE
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#74 - vexaton
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I actually considered myself satanist for a while because of the commandments they have. I feel they make more sense than any rule in the bible. I've never been christian though.
#239 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Those Satanists don't know what they are missing out on. Several women I know like a guy to take charge and don't give the "mating signal" until you make the first move. I guess Satanists are a bunch of beta pussies.
#193 - dirtyharrypegs
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(05/23/2013) [-]
**dirtyharrypegs rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at How did she know? **
#120 - anon
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Never been more proud to be a Christian.
#78 - neoexdeath
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Hail Mary Mother of God...
#66 - doodogger
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(05/23/2013) [-]
What exactly is "the mating signal"? Sounds very animalistic. (that's not even a word)
#67 to #66 - megatrollinator
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Basically, the "Mating Signal" in modern day Satanism translates to |Permission or Consent
#79 to #66 - neoexdeath
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It requires quite a little bit of work to pull it off, but it can be done, and be done well...My cock now exists on several quantum levels at once, and sends signals of being ready for coitus to all who witness its glory.
It requires quite a little bit of work to pull it off, but it can be done, and be done well...My cock now exists on several quantum levels at once, and sends signals of being ready for coitus to all who witness its glory.
#53 - Viceroy
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Anyone else remember that comic where this guy who was an athiest died, and went to hell, but it turned out the whole thing was a test, and that Satan was actually a good guy, and hell was the place you wanted to get into, and he'd passed by rejecting god? I remember it.
#52 - weejer ONLINE
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(05/23/2013) [-]
**** religion, i'm gonna be a penguin so i don't have to argue about this **** anymore
#24 - milkwasabadchoice
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Hitler satan is a pretty cool guy
#16 - zapgod
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(05/23/2013) [-]
she winked at me from across the bar.. so I'm in the clear right? Because the courts didn't think so.
#102 - tonkkax
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I bet Satan was just more intelligent than god so god threw Satan in hell because god can do that.
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#31 to #27 - shadoward
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(05/23/2013) [-]
except it is
#36 to #27 - metalguitarest
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah it is, that's why it's funny