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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#187 - shadowbreech
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Well God..? Care to offer an exlanation..?
Well God..? Care to offer an exlanation..?
#182 - Hayzer
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(05/23/2013) [-]
The possessive form of the work "it" doesn't require an apostrophe.
User avatar #184 to #182 - wtfisdis
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I didn't know 'it' was a work!
User avatar #186 to #184 - Hayzer
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****. Typo.
User avatar #189 to #186 - wtfisdis
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They're deadly on here!
User avatar #188 to #186 - Hayzer
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Wait a minute... How did I even do that? D and K are so far away from each other!
User avatar #135 - unlimitedsmoof
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Tumblr at it is finest
good work, OP
User avatar #11 - supermunchkin
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WARNING
bible verse war below
User avatar #14 to #11 - supbiatches
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#239 - anon id: 31cf12b6
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Those Satanists don't know what they are missing out on. Several women I know like a guy to take charge and don't give the "mating signal" until you make the first move. I guess Satanists are a bunch of beta pussies.
#193 - dirtyharrypegs
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**dirtyharrypegs rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at How did she know? **
#120 - anon id: 15d814cc
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Never been more proud to be a Christian.
#78 - neoexdeath
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Hail Mary Mother of God...
User avatar #66 - doodogger
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What exactly is "the mating signal"? Sounds very animalistic. (that's not even a word)
User avatar #67 to #66 - megatrollinator
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Basically, the "Mating Signal" in modern day Satanism translates to |Permission or Consent
#79 to #66 - neoexdeath
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It requires quite a little bit of work to pull it off, but it can be done, and be done well...My cock now exists on several quantum levels at once, and sends signals of being ready for coitus to all who witness its glory.
It requires quite a little bit of work to pull it off, but it can be done, and be done well...My cock now exists on several quantum levels at once, and sends signals of being ready for coitus to all who witness its glory.
User avatar #53 - Viceroy
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Anyone else remember that comic where this guy who was an athiest died, and went to hell, but it turned out the whole thing was a test, and that Satan was actually a good guy, and hell was the place you wanted to get into, and he'd passed by rejecting god? I remember it.
User avatar #52 - weejer
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**** religion, i'm gonna be a penguin so i don't have to argue about this **** anymore
#24 - milkwasabadchoice
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Hitler satan is a pretty cool guy
#16 - zapgod
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she winked at me from across the bar.. so I'm in the clear right? Because the courts didn't think so.
User avatar #102 - tonkkax
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I bet Satan was just more intelligent than god so god threw Satan in hell because god can do that.
#27 - Yesitsme
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#31 to #27 - shadoward
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except it is
User avatar #36 to #27 - metalguitarest
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Yeah it is, that's why it's funny