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#84 - lordgeneral (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #93 to #84 - Animefreake (05/23/2013) [-]
These are pretty good life rules... To be satanic, do not sound so bad after all.
User avatar #63 - zuflux ONLINE (05/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I think it sucks that satanism is by most people defined as worshipping the devil.

While it fundamentally is worshipping yourself. Or mankind for that matter.
User avatar #57 - inquisition (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
However there are the commandments 'love God' and 'love your neighbour', the commandments that Jesus declared the most important (Matthew 22:36-40), the idea is that if you love God and love your neighbour you would not rape someone, or do anything to cause them harm.
#21 - leotjynx (05/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you actually look at it Satanism most closely resembles Renaissance Christianity.
#10 - Temari (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've been posting this picture a lot lately.
User avatar #195 - JonathanNowFuckYou (05/23/2013) [-]
Coincidentally, "Go ahead and let that sink in" sounds kind of like the mating signal...
#150 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
Hitchens has the best commandments
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNtsq3LYl1E
#121 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thou shall not commit adultery covers rape. you cant really rape your wife now can you?
#124 to #121 - rimjobmcgee (05/23/2013) [-]
Yes you can rape your wife, at least from the legal perspective. Adultery doesn't cover all rape anyways, as if I'm not married and I rape someone who isn't married, adultery hasn't been committed.
#145 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
there are rapey verses in the bible to
(Deuteronomy 21:10-14 NAB)
"When you go out to war against your enemies and the LORD, your God, delivers them into your hand, so that you take captives, if you see a comely woman among the captives and become so enamored of her that you wish to have her as wife, you may take her home to your house. But before she may live there, she must shave her head and pare her nails and lay aside her captive's garb. After she has mourned her father and mother for a full month, you may have relations with her, and you shall be her husband and she shall be your wife. However, if later on you lose your liking for her, you shall give her her freedom, if she wishes it; but you shall not sell her or enslave her, since she was married to you under compulsion."
plus the punishment for raping someone is getting married to them
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT) If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
#154 to #146 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
1. Those other ones aren't half bad considering the time they were in, I mean, if you rape someone you are forced to marry and provide for them the rest of your life. If you capture a woman, you must wait a month before having sex with her, and if you end up not liking her you must set her free.    
   
   
2.  Part of the 600+ laws given to the Israelites to keep them in line, before Jesus died, not part of the 10 commandments.   
   
   
This isn't the first time you've posted ignorant 						********					.
1. Those other ones aren't half bad considering the time they were in, I mean, if you rape someone you are forced to marry and provide for them the rest of your life. If you capture a woman, you must wait a month before having sex with her, and if you end up not liking her you must set her free.


2. Part of the 600+ laws given to the Israelites to keep them in line, before Jesus died, not part of the 10 commandments.


This isn't the first time you've posted ignorant ******** .
User avatar #85 - foelkera (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thou shalt not commit adultery sorta covers it
User avatar #105 to #85 - cormy (05/23/2013) [-]
Nah, adultery is cheating, not rape.
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People are raging. I feel obliged to post this image.
#101 to #72 - willcutting (05/23/2013) [-]
Well finaly it's more about Agnostic Theism than about Satan itself. The rules are pretty cool to live in society, the 5th for exemple show you that you have to be a gentleman. No really even if I prefer not to be linked to any church, this one sounds like a good one. The name "Church of Satan" make it less accesible for most of the people though. People are a bit affraid of Satan, it's the ultimate representation of what worst could happen.
Well finaly it's more about Agnostic Theism than about Satan itself. The rules are pretty cool to live in society, the 5th for exemple show you that you have to be a gentleman. No really even if I prefer not to be linked to any church, this one sounds like a good one. The name "Church of Satan" make it less accesible for most of the people though. People are a bit affraid of Satan, it's the ultimate representation of what worst could happen.
User avatar #194 - ragnarfag (05/23/2013) [-]
People seem to forget the Golden Rule, so unless you want to get raped, you can rape as much as you want.
#187 - shadowbreech (05/23/2013) [-]
Well God..? Care to offer an exlanation..?
Well God..? Care to offer an exlanation..?
#182 - Hayzer (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The possessive form of the work "it" doesn't require an apostrophe.
User avatar #135 - unlimitedsmoof (05/23/2013) [-]
Tumblr at it is finest
good work, OP
#128 - zezenzerg (05/23/2013) [-]
I dont think satanism actually has anything to do with satan/devil/hornhead/etc.
User avatar #92 - spectralbanshee (05/23/2013) [-]
Tumblr at it is finest...
User avatar #74 - vexaton (05/23/2013) [-]
I actually considered myself satanist for a while because of the commandments they have. I feel they make more sense than any rule in the bible. I've never been christian though.
User avatar #11 - supermunchkin (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WARNING
bible verse war below
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