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User avatar #159 - connordude (05/23/2013) [-]
Thou Shalt not commit adultery
User avatar #163 to #159 - mrbojingles (05/23/2013) [-]
Adultery is cheating on your wife/husband
User avatar #164 to #163 - connordude (05/23/2013) [-]
sex before marriage
User avatar #165 to #164 - mrbojingles (05/23/2013) [-]
a·dul·ter·y (-dlt-r, -tr)
n. pl. a·dul·ter·ies
Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a partner other than the lawful spouse.
www.thefreedictionary.com/adultery
#121 - Womens Study Major (05/23/2013) [-]
thou shall not commit adultery covers rape. you cant really rape your wife now can you?
#124 to #121 - rimjobmcgee (05/23/2013) [-]
Yes you can rape your wife, at least from the legal perspective. Adultery doesn't cover all rape anyways, as if I'm not married and I rape someone who isn't married, adultery hasn't been committed.
User avatar #85 - foelkera (05/23/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not commit adultery sorta covers it
User avatar #105 to #85 - cormy (05/23/2013) [-]
Nah, adultery is cheating, not rape.
#145 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
there are rapey verses in the bible to
(Deuteronomy 21:10-14 NAB)
"When you go out to war against your enemies and the LORD, your God, delivers them into your hand, so that you take captives, if you see a comely woman among the captives and become so enamored of her that you wish to have her as wife, you may take her home to your house. But before she may live there, she must shave her head and pare her nails and lay aside her captive's garb. After she has mourned her father and mother for a full month, you may have relations with her, and you shall be her husband and she shall be your wife. However, if later on you lose your liking for her, you shall give her her freedom, if she wishes it; but you shall not sell her or enslave her, since she was married to you under compulsion."
plus the punishment for raping someone is getting married to them
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT) If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
User avatar #146 to #145 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
and then there's this saying the rape victim should be stoned (and it aint talking about weed)
(Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB)
If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.
#154 to #146 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
1. Those other ones aren't half bad considering the time they were in, I mean, if you rape someone you are forced to marry and provide for them the rest of your life. If you capture a woman, you must wait a month before having sex with her, and if you end up not liking her you must set her free.    
   
   
2.  Part of the 600+ laws given to the Israelites to keep them in line, before Jesus died, not part of the 10 commandments.   
   
   
This isn't the first time you've posted ignorant 						********					.
1. Those other ones aren't half bad considering the time they were in, I mean, if you rape someone you are forced to marry and provide for them the rest of your life. If you capture a woman, you must wait a month before having sex with her, and if you end up not liking her you must set her free.


2. Part of the 600+ laws given to the Israelites to keep them in line, before Jesus died, not part of the 10 commandments.


This isn't the first time you've posted ignorant ******** .
User avatar #161 to #154 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
did you ignore the one where you stone rape victims?
1. What if the women doesn't want to marry the rapist, which is pretty flipping obvious that most people wouldn't, your forcing a rape victim to marry a rapist, what the **** .
Also there is no need to capture, rape (it doesn't specify this but it seems to say it) and then forcefully marry them. If you don't like your sex slave you can set them free anyway, it's not like God is awesome for allowing people to let their sex slaves free when they don't want sex slaves because they would do that anyway, besides you said earlier that rape victims should marry rapists and this was good.
2. many of those laws were things like "kill homosexuals" there's no need for that! it's not going to keep people in line.
This isn't the first time I have had people trying to justify rape because it's in the bible.
#210 to #161 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
Pay the **** attention, you dumbass. These were laws given to the ISRAELITES thousands of years ago to make sure they didn't make themselves go extinct. If they didn't follow God's law, they would stray into other more carnal religions that carried disease, human sacrifice, them breaking apart and ultimately failing as a people.

Back 4000 years ago, there was war. Yes, really. If you captured a bunch of women and children, what are you supposed to do with them? Do you think that ONLY the Israelites took wives from people they conquered? If so, then you're a ******* idiot. If she doesn't want to marry him, I guess she can live alone in the wilderness and die, instead. If not, they would rebuild their city, which wouldn't be good either.

Nice straw-man argument. If you had to spend the rest of your life caring and providing for someone you raped, you probably would think twice. Should've told your dad that before he ****** your mom, if they're still around.

You can't even read what you wrote, you ignorant **** .
"a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed"
be·trothed (b-trd, -trôtht)
Engaged to be married.
A person to whom one is engaged to be married.

" the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, "

> this implying that if you DO cry out for help, you will not be stoned.

I love how you pick and choose which verses you want to post!
"But if out in the country a man happens to meet a young woman pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die. 26 Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. "
Deuteronomy 22: 25

Just shut the **** up. Nothing you've ever said holds ground.
User avatar #213 to #210 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
they could have simply let the women free after war which is what loads of people do. If they follow God's law they are like that as they kill homosexuals, women who were married but not virgins, people of other religions, atheists, blowjobbers, disobedient children, witches etc. Also there is human sacrifice in the bible anyway: www.evilbible.com/Ritual_Human_Sacrifice.htm
It's the fact that the law doesn't give a **** about the women, a women would have to spend the rest of her life married to a rapist, that's disgusting.
A lot of rape victims don't cry out because they have a ******* knife to their neck and a rapist saying "say anything and I'll cut you" or they use a gag, also someone could just not here them, it's retarded anyway why would you kill someone for being raped?


User avatar #230 to #213 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
They took wives so they could expand their numbers and be successful like God had promised.

Before another ignorant word comes out of your stupid thick head, if you can read, read this:

"Break camp and advance into the hill country of the Amorites; go to all the neighboring peoples in the Arabah, in the mountains, in the western foothills, in the Negev and along the coast, to the land of the Canaanites and to Lebanon, as far as the great river, the Euphrates. 8 See, I have given you this land. Go in and take possession of the land the Lord swore he would give to your fathers—to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob—and to their descendants after them.

9 At that time I said to you, “You are too heavy a burden for me to carry alone. 10 The Lord your God has increased your numbers so that today you are as numerous as the stars in the sky. 11 May the Lord, the God of your ancestors, increase you a thousand times and bless you as he has promised!"

Land was CONQUERED. You don't HAVE to take a wife, but you CAN.


Watch this:
No, you ******* dolt, learn to read! THERE WAS NO SACRIFICE! God tested him to see if he would obey him and ATTEMPT to do it, but stopped him.
NO-ONE WAS ACTUALLY SACRIFICED. YOU ARE AN IGNORANT **** , READ WHAT YOU ******* POST.
God sacrificed his only Son, if you want to count that.


"But if out in the country a man happens to meet a young woman pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die. 26 Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. "
Deuteronomy 22: 25
This falls in line with forceably raping someone, with a knife or not, ******** . God DAMN you are stupid. YOU HAVE EYES. READ THE TEXT.
User avatar #232 to #230 - thebritishguy (05/23/2013) [-]
That really does not make it a moral action or justify it, simply because they wanted to be successful it's ok to capture and rape women! if this was done by say a Roman army I bet money you would straight out say it was immoral, capturing and raping women, jesus christ

If they didn't have to do it, then why did they? why would a loving God take the option of telling them to capture and rape women?

I wasn't referring to Abraham I was talking about this story, calm the **** down your rants are boring: "At that time the Spirit of the LORD came upon Jephthah, and he went throughout the land of Gilead and Manasseh, including Mizpah in Gilead, and led an army against the Ammonites. And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD. He said, "If you give me victory over the Ammonites, I will give to the LORD the first thing coming out of my house to greet me when I return in triumph. I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering."
His daughter came out the house and he burnt her alive.

The difference is only that one is in the city and one is in the country, but I'm talking about the particular law where the rape victim is stoned (not by weed) though, is that justified?
User avatar #231 to #230 - drewbridge (05/23/2013) [-]
All old cultures did not treat men and women equally. Women all over the globe couldn't even vote until 40 years ago, and had to fight to be educated and treated like equals in the last 200.


Life was different 4,000 YEARS ago. Virtually no civilization treated women equally as men. Ancient Rome let women have some, but still what would be considered today as extreme oppression. Civil rights and Social justice didn't mean a whole lot 4 millenniums ago.
#64 - Womens Study Major (05/23/2013) [-]
rape technically means to steal
thus the thou shalt not steal commandment
User avatar #68 to #64 - megatrollinator (05/23/2013) [-]
That's only true for prostitutes. The Bible actually condones Rape, and even punishes the female for being raped
#109 to #68 - teoberry (05/23/2013) [-]
>old covenant
>new covenant
>condoning rape

it's like you've never picked up a bible
User avatar #192 to #109 - megatrollinator (05/23/2013) [-]
I don't care what "Covenant" it is. Don't give me that "After Jesus" crap, because that doesn't exempt you from the Atrocities of the Old Testament, which does allow rape.
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#31 to #27 - shadoward (05/23/2013) [-]
except it is
User avatar #36 to #27 - metalguitarest (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah it is, that's why it's funny
#16 - zapgod (05/23/2013) [-]
she winked at me from across the bar.. so I'm in the clear right? Because the courts didn't think so.
#120 - Womens Study Major (05/23/2013) [-]
Never been more proud to be a Christian.
#239 - Womens Study Major (05/24/2013) [-]
Those Satanists don't know what they are missing out on. Several women I know like a guy to take charge and don't give the "mating signal" until you make the first move. I guess Satanists are a bunch of beta pussies.
#193 - dirtyharrypegs (05/23/2013) [-]
**dirtyharrypegs rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at How did she know? **
User avatar #66 - doodogger (05/23/2013) [-]
What exactly is "the mating signal"? Sounds very animalistic. (that's not even a word)
#79 to #66 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
It requires quite a little bit of work to pull it off, but it can be done, and be done well...My cock now exists on several quantum levels at once, and sends signals of being ready for coitus to all who witness its glory.
It requires quite a little bit of work to pull it off, but it can be done, and be done well...My cock now exists on several quantum levels at once, and sends signals of being ready for coitus to all who witness its glory.
User avatar #67 to #66 - megatrollinator (05/23/2013) [-]
Basically, the "Mating Signal" in modern day Satanism translates to |Permission or Consent
#78 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Hail Mary Mother of God...
User avatar #53 - Viceroy (05/23/2013) [-]
Anyone else remember that comic where this guy who was an athiest died, and went to hell, but it turned out the whole thing was a test, and that Satan was actually a good guy, and hell was the place you wanted to get into, and he'd passed by rejecting god? I remember it.
User avatar #52 - weejer (05/23/2013) [-]
**** religion, i'm gonna be a penguin so i don't have to argue about this **** anymore
#24 - milkwasabadchoice (05/23/2013) [-]
Hitler satan is a pretty cool guy
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