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#123 - russianbro has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #131 to #123 - instalation (05/23/2013) [-]
Have you ever played a game where you assume a "god" character, like Sims or even something like Minecraft with villager spawns? He was probably bored.
#167 to #123 - explosivelightning (05/23/2013) [-]
i dont ever think he was labeled as a bad guy, well he was, but it was kind of like how many religious extremists think the gays are bad, they are different in their ideals and they hate them for it so they label them as bad so others will hate them/him. Lucifer didnt accept it when god said that humans were superior to angels, so he tried to overthrow him, and thats why they call him evil.
only religious pic i ever want and need
User avatar #226 to #167 - captainfuckitall (05/23/2013) [-]
That's not what Satanists claim, though. Nor does it make any sense, considering when you die in the christian mythology, you become an angel (hence why it's seen as a higher form of evolution)
#10 - Temari ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
I've been posting this picture a lot lately.
User avatar #70 to #10 - megatrollinator (05/23/2013) [-]
Number 11 is my favourite. It's basically saying "If someone pisses you off, Kill the fucker"
#37 - dameush (05/23/2013) [-]
...the bible actually says rape is ok as long as you marry her afterwards
#40 to #37 - teoberry (05/23/2013) [-]
>he doesn't know about the New Covenant
#106 to #40 - enpootis (05/23/2013) [-]
>following any covenant that is not warrior of sunlight
#144 to #106 - supermunchkin (05/23/2013) [-]
PRAISE THE SUN
PRAISE THE SUN
#107 to #106 - teoberry (05/23/2013) [-]
>playing dark souls
User avatar #93 to #84 - Animefreake ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
These are pretty good life rules... To be satanic, do not sound so bad after all.
User avatar #57 - inquisition (05/23/2013) [-]
However there are the commandments 'love God' and 'love your neighbour', the commandments that Jesus declared the most important (Matthew 22:36-40), the idea is that if you love God and love your neighbour you would not rape someone, or do anything to cause them harm.
User avatar #59 to #57 - illutvar (05/23/2013) [-]
well i got a pretty hot neighbor, and id love to "love her" till she is screaming my name.
#72 - krasnogvardiech (05/23/2013) [-]
People are raging. I feel obliged to post this image.
#101 to #72 - willcutting (05/23/2013) [-]
Well finaly it's more about Agnostic Theism than about Satan itself. The rules are pretty cool to live in society, the 5th for exemple show you that you have to be a gentleman. No really even if I prefer not to be linked to any church, this one sounds like a good one. The name "Church of Satan" make it less accesible for most of the people though. People are a bit affraid of Satan, it's the ultimate representation of what worst could happen.
Well finaly it's more about Agnostic Theism than about Satan itself. The rules are pretty cool to live in society, the 5th for exemple show you that you have to be a gentleman. No really even if I prefer not to be linked to any church, this one sounds like a good one. The name "Church of Satan" make it less accesible for most of the people though. People are a bit affraid of Satan, it's the ultimate representation of what worst could happen.
#21 - leotjynx (05/23/2013) [-]
If you actually look at it Satanism most closely resembles Renaissance Christianity.
User avatar #61 to #21 - captainfuckitall (05/23/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #173 to #61 - leotjynx (05/23/2013) [-]
It's actually more about doing well for yourself than others, which was a popular idea during the Renaissance.
User avatar #221 to #173 - captainfuckitall (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm afraid that's not true, good sir. The 4 foundations of Satanism are Empowerment, Truth, Freedom, and Justice. The part you're referring to, doing more for yourself than others, has to do with the 'Empowerment' part, but the way you put it is incorrect. It's not about putting yourself in a better position, it's about making sure your life is the way you want it to go and helping people (who deserve it) put theirs the same way. The thing many people forget is that there is a massive difference between helping and enabling, and life is just one big, constant challenge, like a race through a desert. Now, if someone refused to run, simply walked, and demanded that others should slow down FOR them, that's not too good, is it? Likewise, picking them up and carrying them yourself not only weakens you, but doesn't help them, because they moment they are put down they will start walking again. As horrible as it is, sometimes people need to be swallowed up by life and its challenges, simply because they didn't want to do 'X' today, so they can't do 'X' tomorrow. This is also the very basis of evolution. Species are not wiped out by cruelty, or because life is unfair, they are wiped out because they are unfit to survive, much the same with people. However, there are exceptions to every rule, and to this it's those that deserve it. When someone works hard, they deserve rewards; when someone does better, they deserve praise; when someone accomplishes, they deserve recognition; and if you are aware of this, you not only have a duty to them, but an obligation to give them what they deserve (this can also apply to those that have done wrong, which goes to the 'Justice' sense), just as well, if someone is unable to help themselves, you have to show them what they're doing incorrectly, and show them how to put it right in order to improve themselves or their standing, however, if they choose not to listen, your obligation ends. This same principle can be applied to anything
#199 - silkisberg (05/23/2013) [-]
**silkisberg rolled a random image posted in comment #4390972 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Satan
#202 to #199 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
hmm really? Satan is Democraticus.

Whatever he did or said I remeber his face and he is important
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User avatar #194 - ragnarfag (05/23/2013) [-]
People seem to forget the Golden Rule, so unless you want to get raped, you can rape as much as you want.
#187 - shadowbreech (05/23/2013) [-]
Well God..? Care to offer an exlanation..?
Well God..? Care to offer an exlanation..?
#182 - Hayzer (05/23/2013) [-]
The possessive form of the work "it" doesn't require an apostrophe.
User avatar #184 to #182 - wtfisdis (05/23/2013) [-]
I didn't know 'it' was a work!
User avatar #186 to #184 - Hayzer (05/23/2013) [-]
Shit. Typo.
User avatar #189 to #186 - wtfisdis (05/23/2013) [-]
They're deadly on here!
User avatar #188 to #186 - Hayzer (05/23/2013) [-]
Wait a minute... How did I even do that? D and K are so far away from each other!
User avatar #135 - unlimitedsmoof (05/23/2013) [-]
Tumblr at it is finest
good work, OP
#128 - zezenzerg (05/23/2013) [-]
I dont think satanism actually has anything to do with satan/devil/hornhead/etc.
User avatar #92 - spectralbanshee (05/23/2013) [-]
Tumblr at it is finest...
User avatar #74 - vexaton (05/23/2013) [-]
I actually considered myself satanist for a while because of the commandments they have. I feel they make more sense than any rule in the bible. I've never been christian though.
User avatar #11 - supermunchkin (05/23/2013) [-]
WARNING
bible verse war below
User avatar #14 to #11 - supbiatches (05/23/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#77 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #102 - tonkkax (05/23/2013) [-]
I bet Satan was just more intelligent than god so god threw Satan in hell because god can do that.
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