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#248 - faggotniggertwo (05/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#186 - solarisofcelestia (05/22/2013) [-]
Ravioli ravioli, give me your tip-ioli!
#86 - pooplick (05/22/2013) [-]
i don't think i need to say anything..
#10 - jaevel (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw froglegs
#75 - drnignog (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I really want to prank call them but i cant since i live in Denmark where i cant call American numbers ;_;
User avatar #41 - Ricogator ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Even if this isn't real, 9/10
#5 - emawee (05/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Good job OP
Good job OP
User avatar #146 - neverevr (05/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Can someone please give me the number?
User avatar #170 to #156 - resbiansrock (05/22/2013) [-]
>Me :"Do you serve groups of 20?"
>Amy: "No"
>Me "Are you sure?"
User avatar #76 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can someone explain battletoads to me? I've seen posts about people calling pawn stars and asking for battletoads, but I must have been away when that joke got it's start...
User avatar #82 to #76 - galkawhm (05/22/2013) [-]
Battletoads is an extremely hard game on the NES.

Dunno why it was chosen for it, any game could have been picked.
#237 - smokekusheveryday (05/23/2013) [-]
The way she blinks is pissing me off
The way she blinks is pissing me off
#163 - hugora (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If its on the internet then it should be true.

Be me
go to the back of the house
see alien getting out of ufo
brings bitches, beer and weed to show he comes in peace
become bffs
here is the pic of the event
User avatar #148 - AdminsGayLover (05/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
FunnyJunk: "I'm so hurt. I was bullied in childhood. The girl I love dates douches. I've been friendzoned. The world is cruel, but you guys are my bros."
-2 minutes later-
"That's his fault for being fat. ****** . Woman are stupid. Look, someone we saw on TV is absolutely crazy so I'm going to hide behind my computer and phone and make fun of them like everyone else like a bitch and because it's socially acceptable to bully this one ******* person."
#104 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know, Pawn Stars and A'sBC are going to have a level of camaraderie we'll never understand.

"So, you have people calling about Battletoads too? I've become something of an expert with Battletoad prank phone calls."
"Oh, yes. The Internet Bullies. We told them we called the FBI to track them down though, so I think they'll-"
"They'll never stop."
"But God is on my-"
"Never. Stop."
#132 to #104 - silverhellion (05/22/2013) [-]
and here they both stand at the precipice, the great rustling of our time.

it will be GLORIOUS.
User avatar #11 - hipsophobadon (05/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I read this story before.
Did you copy paste or have I really just gone in a whole circle through fj and lost my grip on time.
User avatar #231 - crazymario (05/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**crazymario rolls 99**
User avatar #247 to #231 - etparty ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
**etparty rolls 42**
#164 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
If you are going to make up a conversation , at least put some effort so it looks legit...
User avatar #141 - awesomenessdefined (05/22/2013) [-]
Here's mine

Me - Hello, Amy's Baking Company?
Amy - This never happened.

User avatar #121 - frankwest (05/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why do people thumb up these stories? They're obviously fake, I mean, we're all neck beards who wouldn't take time out of our internet dwelling to prank call a ****** company. Come on. And if someone really does call them, please record it with vocaroo or something. These text stories are **** .
User avatar #125 to #121 - jakeofthesnakes (05/22/2013) [-]
Well they're funny so I doesn't matter if they're fake, hence the term "FunnyJunk."
User avatar #47 - silverjet (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I tried calling them, it rang for a while and the voicemail was full. ****
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